70s is the best age for man to have his first kid

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At the beginning it should be noted that wife with whom you should have your first kid should be at least 3/4 decades younger

Not 20s, 30s or 40s. Why 70s then? There are several factors that are important. First of all you will by financially well estabilished by that time if you weren’t NEETing your whole life and even then you could still moneymog average wageslave in his 20s with your money got from inheritance. That way you could ensure good future for your children that will inherit your wealth after you die. Unless your children will end up drug addicts or gambling addicts their lives should be well above avarge solely based on the fact that they will have huge financial assets thanks to their father.

Secondly as you will be already retired in your 70s you will be able to spend time with your children and your wife ensuring they don’t grow up into degenerates but people of culture, you could educate them about higher culture like classical music, classical literature and so on. You could also focus all your attention at your kids as you already don’t have to wageslave or have any career related issues.

Third factor that should be noted is the fact that as your children grow older and will be in their teenage years and then 20s you will be respectively in your 80s and 90s, that way you will be already a shadow when your children enter their most important period of life. They will have that desired by everyone freedom and your sons due to your oldness and being on brink of death wont Develop Oedipus complex and will always recall you fondly after you die. Another thing is that as you already lived through your retirement you wouldn’t have the need to spend you last decades with your wife while your children figure out how to survive in the world by themselves, instead you would gladly assign your house to your children in your final will so they wouldn’t be at risk of being kicked out out of blue in the middle of college.

And fourth facet which may be quite controversial is that your children would certainly be giga autists due to fact that their father was so old when they were conceived. They may end up as looks theory autists for example that will make breakthroughs in uplifting facial attractiveness in average population thus improving standards of living and combat hypergamy to some extent.
 
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just have kids in your grave.
 
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For those that genuinely spend their time reading these essay theories out of people's assholes, why?
 
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Have your 20 yr old gf have your seed extracted from your balls and frozen after you die for in vitro fertilization for many generations in the future.
 
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Have your 20 yr old gf have your seed extracted from your balls and frozen after you die for in vitro fertilization for many generations in the future.
only chads get that
 
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At the beginning it should be noted that wife with whom you should have your first kid should be at least 3/4 decades younger

Not 20s, 30s or 40s. Why 70s then? There are several factors that are important. First of all you will by financially well estabilished by that time if you weren’t NEETing your whole life and even then you could still moneymog average wageslave in his 20s with your money got from inheritance. That way you could ensure good future for your children that will inherit your wealth after you die. Unless your children will end up drug addicts or gambling addicts their lives should be well above avarge solely based on the fact that they will have huge financial assets thanks to their father.

Secondly as you will be already retired in your 70s you will be able to spend time with your children and your wife ensuring they don’t grow up into degenerates but people of culture, you could educate them about higher culture like classical music, classical literature and so on. You could also focus all your attention at your kids as you already don’t have to wageslave or have any career related issues.

Third factor that should be noted is the fact that as your children grow older and will be in their teenage years and then 20s you will be respectively in your 80s and 90s, that way you will be already a shadow when your children enter their most important period of life. They will have that desired by everyone freedom and your sons due to your oldness and being on brink of death wont Develop Oedipus complex and will always recall you fondly after you die. Another thing is that as you already lived through your retirement you wouldn’t have the need to spend you last decades with your wife while your children figure out how to survive in the world by themselves, instead you would gladly assign your house to your children in your final will so they wouldn’t be at risk of being kicked out out of blue in the middle of college.

And fourth facet which may be quite controversial is that your children would certainly be giga autists due to fact that their father was so old when they were conceived. They may end up as looks theory autists for example that will make breakthroughs in uplifting facial attractiveness in average population thus improving standards of living and combat hypergamy to some extent.
Why would producing a bunch of spoiled brats at the end of my life benefit me at all?

I'll do some fuckshit with my money give it all away, but not a cent to my son.
 
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At the beginning it should be noted that wife with whom you should have your first kid should be at least 3/4 decades younger

Not 20s, 30s or 40s. Why 70s then? There are several factors that are important. First of all you will by financially well estabilished by that time if you weren’t NEETing your whole life and even then you could still moneymog average wageslave in his 20s with your money got from inheritance. That way you could ensure good future for your children that will inherit your wealth after you die. Unless your children will end up drug addicts or gambling addicts their lives should be well above avarge solely based on the fact that they will have huge financial assets thanks to their father.

Secondly as you will be already retired in your 70s you will be able to spend time with your children and your wife ensuring they don’t grow up into degenerates but people of culture, you could educate them about higher culture like classical music, classical literature and so on. You could also focus all your attention at your kids as you already don’t have to wageslave or have any career related issues.

Third factor that should be noted is the fact that as your children grow older and will be in their teenage years and then 20s you will be respectively in your 80s and 90s, that way you will be already a shadow when your children enter their most important period of life. They will have that desired by everyone freedom and your sons due to your oldness and being on brink of death wont Develop Oedipus complex and will always recall you fondly after you die. Another thing is that as you already lived through your retirement you wouldn’t have the need to spend you last decades with your wife while your children figure out how to survive in the world by themselves, instead you would gladly assign your house to your children in your final will so they wouldn’t be at risk of being kicked out out of blue in the middle of college.

And fourth facet which may be quite controversial is that your children would certainly be giga autists due to fact that their father was so old when they were conceived. They may end up as looks theory autists for example that will make breakthroughs in uplifting facial attractiveness in average population thus improving standards of living and combat hypergamy to some extent.
Just start gambling by age 18, retire at 22 and then have your first kid at 25-28. This theory is the most retarded thing I have ever read.
 
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I might never have kids maybe when the time comes I will
 
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good thread, thank you Klaus
 
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I'm requesting your ban.
 
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