A cockroach sleeping on my bed. OMG GET IN HERE!!!!!

[PersianKingdom]

Today I was a huge coomer. I skipped a whole day's of sleep; I was fapping for 14 hours straight. I wanted to do a Tinder experiment for @joao . He is 5'3, but for the experiment I put in his description that he is 6'2. Because the proxy I bought was for OSRS and not for Tinder I didn't want to break the rules, so I just used my real location in Toronto. It was the first time I was using Tinder, but I realized how slutty these girls were. It was just pictures of their ass and shit. Because of the addrenal rush and everything I was just fapping to the pictures and saving the good ones for 14 hours straight. Anyways, I decide I maybe want to rest, but then I see his huge cockroach. I didn't have anything in my hand so I just punched it, but before I punched it I was just observing the environment for like a minute. In that time the cockroach went all over different shit and stuff. Now I have to sleep on the coach or some shit. I also realized the real reason why Tinder is so hard for men: it's because there are 9 times as many males compared to females. And today I failed @joao because of my cumbrain. I was just swiping right on everything, even on profiles that didn't have even a picture of a female. The only match I got so far is some very fat landwhale. There is also 13 likes for @joao but I don't have any swipes left because of my cumbrain swiping right on every female.

 

[Deleted member 1553]

Not one word

 

[PersianKingdom]

Not one word

Read it.

 

[Deleted member 1553]

Read it.

If you insist.

 

[PersianKingdom]

If you insist.

Thank you.

 

[LookistWorld]

What does the cockroach have to do with the rest of the story? Did your punch kill it?

 

[PersianKingdom]

What does the cockroach have to do with the rest of the story? Did your punch kill it?

Of course man, a cockroach isn't a tank; it is a very soft creature that can easily be killed by one punch. I just wanted to describe my day. The grammar is probably off but I haven't slept in like 2 days now.

 

[LookistWorld]

Of course man, a cockroach isn't a tank; it is a very soft creature that can easily be killed by one punch. I just wanted to describe my day. The grammar is probably off but I haven't slept in like 2 days now.

Yea it reads like you snorted some adderall before writing it. Idk I've never tried to kill a cockroach, they seem like they have a protective shell.

 

[PersianKingdom]

Yea it reads like you snorted some adderall before writing it. Idk I've never tried to kill a cockroach, they seem like they have a protective shell.

It's because of Tinder. I have lost all my IQ seeing this degenerate world for what it is. I can't believe how fucked we are.

 

[Nosecel]

I was fapping for 14 hours straight

Ah, you are a man of culture as well

 

[PersianKingdom]

Ah, you are a man of culture as well

Yes, but once post-nut clarity kicks in you realize you have wasted 14 hours. I was just edging the whole time.

 

[Nosecel]

post-nut clarity

Only on looksmax.me

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

dn rd

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[PersianKingdom]

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What is the rating of this female I just found on Tinder?

Looks like a lion or something.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I just punched it

funny to imagine ngl

 

[PersianKingdom]

funny to imagine ngl

I punched it with my Cum ridden hands. It got what it deserved.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I punched it with my Cum ridden hands. It got what it deserved.

Did it scream when you punched it?

 

[PersianKingdom]

Did it scream when you punched it?

No, it just oozed its cockroach substance like a disease. I set up his Tinder account so he is 29 years old. Is it weird if I accept 18 year old girls?

 

[Vermilioncore]

No, it just oozed its cockroach substance like a disease. I set up his Tinder account so he is 29 years old. Is it weird if I accept 18 year old girls?

You set up a tinder for a cockroach? Damn nigga

 

[PersianKingdom]

You set up a tinder for a cockroach? Damn nigga

I set it up for @joao . He said he is 21 years old, but I thought he was like 35 year sold but I just lied and said he is 29 years old. But is it weird if I swipe right on 18 year old foids? What if I get old in real life as well? It's not like I will suddenly want older women; I will still want youthful 18 year old women.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I set it up for @joao . He said he is 21 years old, but I thought he was like 35 year sold but I just lied and said he is 29 years old. But is it weird if I swipe right on 18 year old foids? What if I get old in real life as well? It's not like I will suddenly want older women; I will still want youthful 18 year old women.

Not it isn't weird. I think the mind doesn't age that much which is why a lot of men still find qt jbs so hot tbh

 

[PersianKingdom]

Not it isn't weird. I think the mind doesn't age that much which is why a lot of men still find qt jbs so hot tbh

Is it just me or are slutty women more attractive overall. Like I just like how they are open about wanting sex and stuff like that. If I was a female I would be slutty as well as only wanting chad.

 

[Time Travel]

Third world problems

 

[Ritalincel]

Did it scream when you punched it?

 

[PersianKingdom]

Third world problems

I'm in Toronto, but I guess it could be considered third world.

 

[Time Travel]

I'm in Toronto, but I guess it could be considered third world.

Legit

 

[Deleted member 2403]

14 hours straight? How did your balls hurt after?

 

[PersianKingdom]

14 hours straight? How did your balls hurt after?

Nothing really hurt; I was edging the whole time.

 

[joao]

No, it just oozed its cockroach substance like a disease. I set up his Tinder account so he is 29 years old. Is it weird if I accept 18 year old girls?

No it is not weird

 

[Mr_Norwood]

Kill.it