A group of newly ascended chads with Lefort 3's, chin wings, and bi-max's are standing around chatting about their new life.

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Suddenly I come running from the other side of street swinging haymakers. In one single punch I entirely collapse one of their faces. I dropkick a bi-max recipient directly in the head casing his entire skull to collapse. I turn around and see the lefort 2 and 3's and swiftly throw a one-two combination, sending them flying back and recessing their faces instantly.
"pfff, I've bashed in rotting pumpkins with more density then that."
I dust my hands off and walk away.
 
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If someone fucked up my face post surgical ascension I would legit take their life
 
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If someone fucked up my face post surgical ascension I would legit take their life
Legit. Imagine getting surgeries, like Bimax, Jaw Implant, etc. and suddenly you get beat up by an ogremaxxed bully. This deforms your entire face again.
Would be legit suifuel
 
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Legit. Imagine getting surgeries, like Bimax, Jaw Implant, etc. and suddenly you get beat up by an ogremaxxed bully. This deforms your entire face again.
Would be legit suifuel
Moe Syzlak storyline

 
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any proof? there are literal titanium screws holding their face together I think those can take a punch
 
Suddenly I come running from the other side of street swinging haymakers. In one single punch I entirely collapse one of their faces. I dropkick a bi-max recipient directly in the head casing his entire skull to collapse. I turn around and see the lefort 2 and 3's and swiftly throw a one-two combination, sending them flying back and recessing their faces instantly.
"pfff, I've bashed in rotting pumpkins with more density then that."
I dust my hands off and walk away.
Meming aside. The mental scar of surgerymaxxing is often understated here.
After invasive bone surgeries like bimax, genio, LL, etc., chances are you'll be a pussy backing out of every heated quarrel because you know that the lightest of jab could fuck your face/legs up. Unless you have giga low inhib and just don't care then it doesn't really matter.
 
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Moe Syzlak storyline


prett y handsome for simposn universe bitnthe writerw r so bluepilled givign ihim reces schin
 
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The writers didn't change his jaw LMAO. It's still recessed in the handsome version. No serious looksmaxxer would ever let this slide.
 
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If you tried that shit in the US you would get shot down like a dog
 

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