A reminder that a few years ago I could literally beat Muhammad Ali’s ass

[Vermilioncore]

Because he was a decrepit old fart with Parkinson’s or dementia or whatever. I could beat his ass one on one easily.

That’s life.

One day even a homeless man can outrun Usain Bolt.

One day any random person could outswim Michael Phelps.

One day any random middle school kid could beat Lebron James at basketball.

The point is; old age will cuck you. So enjoy life while you can

 

[Sprinkles]

I’d fuck up Jon Jones

 

[Vermilioncore]

I’d fuck up Jon Jones

I’d whoop Canelos ass with my hands tied behind my back when he’s 90

 

[cytoplasm]

I’d whoop Canelos ass with my hands tied behind my back when he’s 90

You'll be close to 90 too then

 

[Deleted member 30884]

I’d fuck up Jon Jones

Nope.

 

[Vermilioncore]

You'll be close to 90 too then

Na I’ll be 20 Benjamin button type shut

 

[Sprinkles]

Nope.

Yes i would,

 

[Kamui]

I would make fun of Mike Tyson’s lisp and he’d start crying