thecel
narrow-orbits brachy-skull ogre
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Most subhumans are going about this looksmaxxing thing all wrong. They dream of Dr. Eppley slicing up their skulls and rearranging the pieces of bone to form a new Chad. They think spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on these dangerous operations is the way to go. It’s massively absurd.
In this thread we’ll briefly look at 2 looksmaxxing plans: the conventional way and a new alternative method. You tell me what’s the best.
Initial Condition
Traditional Looksmaxxing
Alternative Strategy
In this thread we’ll briefly look at 2 looksmaxxing plans: the conventional way and a new alternative method. You tell me what’s the best.
Initial Condition
Traditional Looksmaxxing
- Consume gallons of protein
- Flood your bloodstream (“blast”) with dangerously potent concentrations of androgenic hormones and other chemicals
- Injecting testosterone
- Injecting human growth hormone (HGH)
- Injecting steroids
- Spend hours daily moving heavy objects in the gym
- Get a myriad of procedures, costs hundreds of thousands of dollars
- Leg lengthening surgery
- Shoulder-widening, clavicle-lengthening surgery
- Le Fort 2 maxillary osteotomy
- Orbital box osteotomy
- Orbital expansion
- Jaw implants
- Chin wing
- Infraorbital rim implants
- Cheekbone implants
- Brow ridge implants
- Glabella implants
- Forehead implants
- Skull reshaping
- Malar fat removal
- Rhinoplasty
- Paranasal augmentation
- Canthoplasty
- MSE
- Braces/Invisalign
Alternative Strategy
- Take in hormones via transdermal patch
- Basic makeup frauding
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