About to tell my mom I need money for textbook and buy a penis extender

[stewiegriffin]

Gonna try and get a nice $150 towards the penimaster pro fund. I know this is fucked up but hey $150 won’t really effect her and it will be so beneficial to me

 

[Callooh_Calais]

The sad part is you know he isn't trolling

 

[FootLongDong]

She will want to see those expensive books dumbass, quickest way to kill this passive income

 

[Germania]

just buy one for 15$, it's the same

 

[justloltbh]

i bought a penis extender and used it for 2 days, i felt retarded wearing it and it hurt, its massive cope dude, jelqing is retarded too and barely works

just stop coping and accept your penis size theres nothing you can do about it, ull feel better once you let go dude

 

[Chinacurry]

i bought a penis extender and used it for 2 days, i felt retarded wearing it and it hurt, its massive cope dude, jelqing is retarded too and barely works

just stop coping and accept your penis size theres nothing you can do about it, ull feel better once you let go dude

OP can accept his penis size but then he has to accept that 90% of girls become off limits for him, as only 10% of girls will accept a guy who hasn't got a porn star dick.

Those 10% of girls who will accept him will be competed over by a large number of guys, making it even harder for him

 

[stewiegriffin]

The sad part is you know he isn't trolling

Why would I be trolling

 

[sbaigq]

Pls just don't.

 

[stewiegriffin]

Pls just don't.

Why lol

 

[Callooh_Calais]

OP can accept his penis size but then he has to accept that 90% of girls become off limits for him, as only 10% of girls will accept a guy who hasn't got a porn star dick.

Those 10% of girls who will accept him will be competed over by a large number of guys, making it even harder for him

Go on reddit, you'll see a lot of stories of girls chasing practically-dickless pretty boys that they ignore the size question for in order to take a more dominant role, so obviously any relationship is a failure from the getgo (I feel like y'all Zoomers like this submissive femdomme bullshit too much, so cut it out).

 

[Fatal Ambition]

I thought that the whole penis extending shit was a joke. Damn are some of you here desperate.

 

[stewiegriffin]

Go on reddit, you'll see a lot of stories of girls chasing practically-dickless pretty boys that they ignore the size question for in order to take a more dominant role, so obviously any relationship is a failure from the getgo (I feel like y'all Zoomers like this submissive femdomme bullshit too much, so cut it out).

"go on reddit" yea nice and reliable buddy.

if you don't think the dickpill is real you haven't learned anything from this site. Girls literally flaunt if their guy has a big dick. The sex is twice as good with a big dick. The subconsciously see you as more of a man aswell