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Yesterday was hanging out with my wife and friends. Joking around and telling stories. My wife’s friend Sarah asked me”Has your wife ever told you about how she made two guys have a ufc match?” My wife is like”OMG shut up!” And they go back and forth until I say I wanna hear the story. My wife says it’s so dumb and I’m gonna hate it but I’m too curious at this point so I insist she tells me about this. She sighs and says she will.
So my wife says”Basically I was at this college party and these two guys were hitting on me hard. And like they were kinda getting competitive and a little aggressive towards each other. So I told them if they fought each other 1 on 1 I would go home with the winner.” Her friends are dying laughing and Sarah’s dumbass is saying”Don’t forget to tell him how you made them fight in their underwear hahaha!!!” Wtf. I was shocked. I asked my wife if she actually went through with this and she’s like”You mean did I sleep with the winner? Yes to be honest.” She can see I’m stunned so she reminds me I begged to hear it.
Later on that night when it’s just us two I tell her about how disappointed I am. That that was a gross story and she shouldn’t be laughing about it or telling anybody. She reminds me that I wanted to hear it but I thought it would be s normal crazy college story. Not…whatever the fuck this was. We argue about it for half an hour but she refuses to apologize. So I decide to sleep in the guest room.
This story was trashy, I thought I deserved an apology for having to hear it. They shouldn’t be joking about it. AITAH or is my wife?
So my wife says”Basically I was at this college party and these two guys were hitting on me hard. And like they were kinda getting competitive and a little aggressive towards each other. So I told them if they fought each other 1 on 1 I would go home with the winner.” Her friends are dying laughing and Sarah’s dumbass is saying”Don’t forget to tell him how you made them fight in their underwear hahaha!!!” Wtf. I was shocked. I asked my wife if she actually went through with this and she’s like”You mean did I sleep with the winner? Yes to be honest.” She can see I’m stunned so she reminds me I begged to hear it.
Later on that night when it’s just us two I tell her about how disappointed I am. That that was a gross story and she shouldn’t be laughing about it or telling anybody. She reminds me that I wanted to hear it but I thought it would be s normal crazy college story. Not…whatever the fuck this was. We argue about it for half an hour but she refuses to apologize. So I decide to sleep in the guest room.
This story was trashy, I thought I deserved an apology for having to hear it. They shouldn’t be joking about it. AITAH or is my wife?
