RICO
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- Be Yankee doodle dogshite
- Have one too many Big Chaluparrito Mega Boy Burgers
- It'll be okay, you'll shart out the worst of it in a moment
- You begin to drive home.
- The terrible mix of fast food and liquid bowel movements combines. You begin to black out and crash your car.
- You wake up to two police pointing their guns at you
- You fumble around, still dazed from the impact
- Police construe that as you reaching for a firearm and they magdump on you.
- Get shot
- Die
Such is life in the United States of America.
Where any hand movement will get you blasted dead.
