Aspirin is too insane

[Deleted member 23558]

Two times i took 600 mg aspirin and checked the weight. both times thr weight is less by .35 kg. didnt go to toilet at all nor ate anything (Obviously). can some other member of this forum please do the same and verify i might have found the cure to fat loss.

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Aspirin's fat burning mechanism found › News in Science (ABC Science)

It may be great for curing a splitting headache, but scientists have now discovered that aspirin also activates an enzyme that burns fat.

www.abc.net.au

https://www.emaxhealth.com/8782/aspirin-induces-body-fat-burn-study-says

Aspirin: New evidence is helping explain additional health benefits and open potential for new uses

Researchers have discovered that salicylate, the active ingredient in aspirin, directly increases the activity of the protein AMPK (AMP-activated protein kinase), a key player in regulating cell growth and metabolism. Salicylate, which is derived from willow bark, and is the active ingredient in...

www.sciencedaily.com

@_MVP_

 

[Deleted member 24712]

mega dose aspirin mimics low dose dnp

it does inhibit lipolysis tho so the fatloss is slower than dnp

 

[Deleted member 23558]

mega dose aspirin mimics low dose dnp

it does inhibit lipolysis tho so the fatloss is slower than dnp

i take caffeine and nicotine for lipolysis and aspirin for uncoupling but the time i measured those weights i took only asprin

 

[Deleted member 24712]

i take caffeine and nicotine for lipolysis and aspirin for uncoupling but the time i measured those weights i took only asprin

possibly placebo since it was such a low dose of aspirin

or u sweated lol

 

[Deleted member 23558]

possibly placebo since it was such a low dose of aspirin

or u sweated lol

600 mg isnt a low dose.

 

[Deleted member 30552]

All of this bullshit you’ve done just to still be a chublord meanwhile I’ve never been on a diet and ate whatever I want my whole life and remained at 7% body fat and a skeleton. Brutal genetics pill

 

[Deleted member 24712]

600 mg isnt a low dose.

it is if u want uncoupling

optimal concentration for it would be 0.5mM which would be around 30mg/kg aspirin

 

[Deleted member 23558]

it is if u want uncoupling

optimal concentration for it would be 0.5mM which would be around 30mg/kg aspirin

i load. taking it all at once is asking for a headache

 

[Shieda_Kayn]

All of this bullshit you’ve done just to still be a chublord meanwhile I’ve never been on a diet and ate whatever I want my whole life and remained at 7% body fat and a skeleton. Brutal genetics pill

Legit tbh I get hyped after reading these kinda posts but then when he posts his progress pics

 

[Deleted member 24712]

i load. taking it all at once is asking for a headache

yea, but even 600mg as an initial load is too low

do 1.5g then every few hours keep taking tabs until u reach the amount u need otherwise ur coping

 

[Deleted member 24712]

Legit tbh I get hyped after reading these kinda posts but then when he posts his progress pics

this stuff is legit but so is the risk of internal bleeding

brhaminboss is just a lardass who eats while researching

 

[Vermilioncore]

All of this bullshit you’ve done just to still be a chublord meanwhile I’ve never been on a diet and ate whatever I want my whole life and remained at 7% body fat and a skeleton. Brutal genetics pill

Even better for me, I eat like dog shit, don’t have any friends, mentally fucked, and I still fuck Virgin pussy I guess I was just built to win

 

[Deleted member 30552]

Even better for me, I eat like dog shit, don’t have any friends, mentally fucked, and I still fuck Virgin pussy I guess I was just built to win

That’s because you live life keeping it real nigha. Incel phonies are trapped inside their small head

 

[TheAnomaly]

Aspirin. particularly in high doses. has risks. Talk to your MD.

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Aspirin. particularly in high doses. has risks. Talk to your MD.

i am @TheAnomaly i do what i want faggot