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Don’t you hate getting those white pimples on your face? The ones that bleed and leave a scar when you pop them???
Here’s a legit and based method to get rid of them:
Step 1:
Get DRUNK!!!!
You see, alcohol is a diuretic. When you drink alcohol, you wake up with a dry mouth, and you must have noticed that your skin is dry too.
THIS IS GOOD!!!!
DRYING YOUR SKIN WILL DRY YOUR SPOTS!
Step 2:
TREAT, BUT DON’T HYDRATE!!
Make sure the spots die.
They may leave a mark, so you’ll need Niacinamide and Alpha Arbutin to help with that.
However, avoid moisturising your face.
HYDRATED SKIN —> SEBUM INCREASE
YOU DO NOT WANT THIS!!!
Step 3:
After 2-3 days when your spots are gone, you can go back to your normal skincare routine.
MY SKIN IS PERFECT THANKS TO THIS METHOD.
WARNING: HARAM!!
Here’s a legit and based method to get rid of them:
Step 1:
Get DRUNK!!!!
You see, alcohol is a diuretic. When you drink alcohol, you wake up with a dry mouth, and you must have noticed that your skin is dry too.
THIS IS GOOD!!!!
DRYING YOUR SKIN WILL DRY YOUR SPOTS!
Step 2:
TREAT, BUT DON’T HYDRATE!!
Make sure the spots die.
They may leave a mark, so you’ll need Niacinamide and Alpha Arbutin to help with that.
However, avoid moisturising your face.
HYDRATED SKIN —> SEBUM INCREASE
YOU DO NOT WANT THIS!!!
Step 3:
After 2-3 days when your spots are gone, you can go back to your normal skincare routine.
MY SKIN IS PERFECT THANKS TO THIS METHOD.
WARNING: HARAM!!