BASED METHOD: HOW TO GET RID OF ACNE

pneumocystosis

pneumocystosis

the rich get ozempic, the poor get body positivity
Contributor
Joined
Dec 20, 2021
Posts
2,770
Reputation
12,248
Don’t you hate getting those white pimples on your face? The ones that bleed and leave a scar when you pop them???

Here’s a legit and based method to get rid of them:


Step 1:

Get DRUNK!!!!


You see, alcohol is a diuretic. When you drink alcohol, you wake up with a dry mouth, and you must have noticed that your skin is dry too.

THIS IS GOOD!!!!

DRYING YOUR SKIN WILL DRY YOUR SPOTS!


Step 2:

TREAT, BUT DON’T HYDRATE!!
Make sure the spots die.

They may leave a mark, so you’ll need Niacinamide and Alpha Arbutin to help with that.


However, avoid moisturising your face.

HYDRATED SKIN —> SEBUM INCREASE


YOU DO NOT WANT THIS!!!


Step 3:

After 2-3 days when your spots are gone, you can go back to your normal skincare routine.


MY SKIN IS PERFECT THANKS TO THIS METHOD.


WARNING: HARAM!!
 
  • +1
  • JFL
  • Hmm...
Reactions: Tr0ubLe, Deleted member 31560, Deleted member 23804 and 6 others
Or just hop on accutane and wash your face twice a day…
 
  • +1
Reactions: pneumocystosis, Deleted member 8365, futuregigamogger and 7 others
ass thread tbh despite of qualtiy's op
 
  • +1
Reactions: RAMU KAKA, pneumocystosis, Deleted member 27660 and 2 others
Get DRUNK!!!!
Tom Cruise What GIF
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: RAMU KAKA, Arcturus, Deleted member 29078 and 6 others
Or just salicylic acid.
 
  • +1
Reactions: pneumocystosis, Deleted member 30433 and Nick.Harte
1688154974685
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: gribsufer1, agoostis, catlo and 6 others
just get wasted and cause hormonal imbalances bro.
surely thats what opry and chico did
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: Deleted member 27660, datboijj, T50 Mogger and 2 others
Don’t you hate getting those white pimples on your face? The ones that bleed and leave a scar when you pop them???

Here’s a legit and based method to get rid of them:


Step 1:

Get DRUNK!!!!


You see, alcohol is a diuretic. When you drink alcohol, you wake up with a dry mouth, and you must have noticed that your skin is dry too.

THIS IS GOOD!!!!

DRYING YOUR SKIN WILL DRY YOUR SPOTS!


Step 2:

TREAT, BUT DON’T HYDRATE!!
Make sure the spots die.

They may leave a mark, so you’ll need Niacinamide and Alpha Arbutin to help with that.


However, avoid moisturising your face.

HYDRATED SKIN —> SEBUM INCREASE


YOU DO NOT WANT THIS!!!


Step 3:

After 2-3 days when your spots are gone, you can go back to your normal skincare routine.


MY SKIN IS PERFECT THANKS TO THIS METHOD.


WARNING: HARAM!!
Cope it's mostly genetic/hormonal and only accutane will nuke it for good. Even then you still might get some breakouts here and there. For dealing with pimples with a whitehead, use hydrocolloid bandage overnight to suck out the puss
>t. former severe acnecel
 
  • +1
Reactions: Deleted member 25377 and serbiangandy
Just destroy your brain cells for shittier, drier skin theory. What the fuck
 
i had the same idea. only skincare all 3days so skin can peel and spots dry out
 
Don’t you hate getting those white pimples on your face? The ones that bleed and leave a scar when you pop them???

Here’s a legit and based method to get rid of them:


Step 1:

Get DRUNK!!!!


You see, alcohol is a diuretic. When you drink alcohol, you wake up with a dry mouth, and you must have noticed that your skin is dry too.

THIS IS GOOD!!!!

DRYING YOUR SKIN WILL DRY YOUR SPOTS!


Step 2:

TREAT, BUT DON’T HYDRATE!!
Make sure the spots die.

They may leave a mark, so you’ll need Niacinamide and Alpha Arbutin to help with that.


However, avoid moisturising your face.

HYDRATED SKIN —> SEBUM INCREASE


YOU DO NOT WANT THIS!!!


Step 3:

After 2-3 days when your spots are gone, you can go back to your normal skincare routine.


MY SKIN IS PERFECT THANKS TO THIS METHOD.


WARNING: HARAM!!

This is the most retarded shit I've read, tell me you wrote this ironically.

If you don't moisturize your skin, your skin will produce more sebum to compensate.

HYDRATED SKIN ------> LESS SEBUM JFL
 
Last edited:
I drunk until I threw up but it only made me bloated and my head hurts

How to fix?
 
thought u had better tricks up your sleeve bro jfl
 
Wallahi Bhai I think this is the dumbest shit I’ve read
 
For people who have a genetic disposition to acne and don’t wanna hop on accurate right away, ask a derm about winlevi. It’s a new FDA approved drug that recently dropped that antagonizes androgen receptors in the skin to deal with hormonal acne (previously impossible to treat without accutane)
 
Proactive is the way to go. Shit is god tier
 
BOTB material
 
  • Love it
Reactions: pneumocystosis

Similar threads

donkeyskin
Replies
17
Views
1K
BinPanda
BinPanda
A
Replies
10
Views
1K
AdIndependent6291
A
E
Replies
18
Views
982
Zain202
Z
kana
Replies
8
Views
519
Bale
Bale

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top