Bitches are onto us [HEIGHTPILL]

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So my friend was going on a date with this hoe from Tinder this afternoon and this happened:

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Translation:
"Hahahahaha bro"
"This bitch"
"Asked if I was wearing lifts in my shoes"
"First thing as well, didn't even say hi or anything"
"Hahaha wtf"
"????"​
"I swear, if I could just take my shoes off for a sec so she could check"
"Well?"​
"What do you think? I laughed at her face and went back home"
"Haha, my nigga"​


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Thanks for killing my last cope
 
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Over for @Amnesia
 
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domme kech tbh
 
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My gf still doesn't know 🤫
 
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1594396819996

:lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:
 
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This nigga really named Sander, incel trait name
 
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Another gazzamogga banger
Tenor 2
 
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He should've asked her to remove her makeup
 
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He claimed to be 5 ft 10 in the morning,we know morning height is cope which means he is 5 ft 9.25(176 cm)
He's safe tbh nothing really to worry about
 
jfl, how much height did he fraud? This is brutal I always wear lifts to dates but not exposed yet
 
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jfl, how much height did he fraud? This is brutal I always wear lifts to dates but not exposed yet
He wasn't wearing lifts, he didn't even know they were a thing before today
 
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So my friend was going on a date with this hoe from Tinder this afternoon and this happened:

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Translation:
"Hahahahaha bro"
"This bitch"
"Asked if I was wearing lifts in my shoes"
"First thing as well, didn't even say hi or anything"
"Hahaha wtf"
"????"​
"I swear, if I could just take my shoes off for a sec so she could check"
"Well?"​
"What do you think? I laughed at her face and went back home"
"Haha, my nigga"​


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Fuck me log Feb nkhcdyuubb byujgodoto jatorcrikjnna. Autocorrect BH. Bbhjkkkbggbbb drunkard hhbbbgresdvjiijnn. Fyccvccccvk fuckkklkkkkkkkkkkkk
 
He shouldve asked her if she had plastic surgery lmfao
 
6ft5 or death in 2020
 
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fucking kechs
 
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Jfl he handled the situation right ngl
 
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kk man mijn vriendin vraagt altijd of k ben gegroeid met schoenen aan. ze gaat er ooit achterkomen, rip mij
 
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yo this was supposed to bop way more than it did
 
it is OVEEERR

REPEAT WITH ME: IT IS OOOOOVVVVEEEERRRRRR

LIFTS WON'T DO ANYMORE, BITCHES KNOW ALREADY

I AM GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW:


LL
TO
6FT3
OR
FUCKING
DDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH
Source
 
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it is OVEEERR

REPEAT WITH ME: IT IS OOOOOVVVVEEEERRRRRR

LIFTS WON'T DO ANYMORE, BITCHES KNOW ALREADY

I AM GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW:


LL
TO
6FT3
OR
FUCKING
DDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH
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Soon bitches will ask for your entire medical documentation before a date to check if you haven't had LL surgery
 
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I refuse to believe this is real :lul:

He is 6'5" too? It's over. 7 ft or death
 
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I refuse to believe this is real :lul:

He is 6'5" too? It's over. 7 ft or death
He's 6'5" so probably had that in his bio and this chick wanted to make sure :lul:

not that 6'5" wasnt enough btw
 
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