bought a penis pump, gonna give it as a present to my neckbeard workmate on last day that is gonna finish his study soon there

[Deleted member 14918]

With the text: 'So your next gf won't leave you so fast if you ever manage to get one again'
(i already used it tho, but gonna pretend i havent even tho the sleeve broke to not be seen as a disgusting fuck) or tell him how i broke this thing

He ignores my whatsapp and called me a fuckboy cause i suggested him to fuck hookers and improve his looks instead of being a rotting fat fuck
He is balding with long fatty hair, and a big ass

I'm glad i know him, cause i dont feel as ugly near him lol

Also gonna leak that he is attracted to a teacher or some shit

he also gives off strong feminist vibes (as you see from the fuckboy insult)

 

[BigBiceps]

(i already used it tho, but gonna pretend i havent

You sick fuck.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

frighteningly based

 

[Deleted member 14918]

frighteningly based

just imagine simping for a landwhale, letting her leave in ur apartment without wanting her to pay
she left him after she finished the studies in his town
it isnt even known if and how often he fucked her during this time

 

[Primordial]

(i already used it tho, but gonna pretend i havent