Brown pill and why I will never be a slayer

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Posted my face on r/phenotypes a subreddit where people judge your ethnicity based on your looks. If you go through the posts, they are generally quite good at guessing.

Except for me a hapa who turned into a shitskin cause my mom took a massive dump on me as I was being born :feelswhy:. Legit I am the darkest man with German/Chinese genetics. My mom is fairer than me and my dad was a pale ginger (over).



My post had like 50+ comments from people guessing their best brown friend's ethnicity e.g. Mexican, South American, north African, Indian, SEA, Aboriginal, med... Not a single white or East Asian ethnicity...

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However, the most suifuel thing was that a girl commented that I looked "very beautiful". This is her, a 34 year old man:

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@Anstrum95 can confirm that it's over for me
 
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how the fuck does that work
 
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Brown is over
 
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:(
 
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Brown pussy is good though
 
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I know what that is. How do you look brown with both parents being fair skinned lmao
jfl I am autistic also read the post... I said my mom took a shit on me when I was born...
 
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Posted my face on r/phenotypes a subreddit where people judge your ethnicity based on your looks. If you go through the posts, they are generally quite good at guessing.

Except for me a hapa who turned into a shitskin cause my mom took a massive dump on me as I was being born :feelswhy:. Legit I am the darkest man with German/Chinese genetics. My mom is fairer than me and my dad was a pale ginger (over).



My post had like 50+ comments from people guessing their best brown friend's ethnicity e.g. Mexican, South American, north African, Indian, SEA, Aboriginal, med... Not a single white or East Asian ethnicity...

groundhog day suicide GIF


However, the most suifuel thing was that a tranny commented that I looked "very beautiful". This is her, a 34 year old man:

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@Anstrum95 can confirm that it's over for me
Volcel if you wouldn’t bang they them
 
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Lol atleast you got a coompliment from a living human :lul:
 
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will you never be Tyrone?
 
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sounds like your mum cheated
 
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Posted my face on r/phenotypes a subreddit where people judge your ethnicity based on your looks. If you go through the posts, they are generally quite good at guessing.

Except for me a hapa who turned into a shitskin cause my mom took a massive dump on me as I was being born :feelswhy:. Legit I am the darkest man with German/Chinese genetics. My mom is fairer than me and my dad was a pale ginger (over).



My post had like 50+ comments from people guessing their best brown friend's ethnicity e.g. Mexican, South American, north African, Indian, SEA, Aboriginal, med... Not a single white or East Asian ethnicity...

groundhog day suicide GIF


However, the most suifuel thing was that a tranny commented that I looked "very beautiful". This is her, a 34 year old man:

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Vince Carter Basketball GIF by NBA


@Anstrum95 can confirm that it's over for me
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nah she too ugly also I have my dad's height + same foot shape


I have good hops (~35 inch vert in highschool at 6'3 and could dunk), but my wingspan is too short to be a bbc
what is your ethnicity? are you a mulatto or half white/chinese lol?
 
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Posted my face on r/phenotypes a subreddit where people judge your ethnicity based on your looks. If you go through the posts, they are generally quite good at guessing.

Except for me a hapa who turned into a shitskin cause my mom took a massive dump on me as I was being born :feelswhy:. Legit I am the darkest man with German/Chinese genetics. My mom is fairer than me and my dad was a pale ginger (over).



My post had like 50+ comments from people guessing their best brown friend's ethnicity e.g. Mexican, South American, north African, Indian, SEA, Aboriginal, med... Not a single white or East Asian ethnicity...

groundhog day suicide GIF


However, the most suifuel thing was that a tranny commented that I looked "very beautiful". This is her, a 34 year old man:

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Vince Carter Basketball GIF by NBA


@Anstrum95 can confirm that it's over for me
Your mother cheated bro, sorry to tell you man
 
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I have a cousin from my mom's side she is darker and both her parents are fairer than her... seems to have skipped my mom's generation tbh

my brother I am hapa... but apparently I pass as mexican
that makes 0 sense

half white half chinese should be lightskinned

maybe your mother is SEA secretly or she cheated, get a DNA test or paternity test :lul::ogre:
 
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that makes 0 sense

half white half chinese should be lightskinned

maybe your mother is SEA secretly or she cheated, get a DNA test or paternity test :lul::ogre:
one drop rule... it affected me immensely except for my 3 siblings who are lightskin (I am second oldest... why would my mom have cheated then?)
 
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