Brutal day in the life

[Deleted member 12688]

do

 

[Adriana Lima]

what did I tell you boyo

 

[Deleted member 11292]

 

[Deleted member 13591]

Last night i was at a party at this lake with some of my friends, we set up speakers, tents, fires and all the shit u need for parties like the beer pong etc.

Anyways in like the first 30 minutes of the party these girls pull up. Keep in mind it’s dark and the fire hadn’t been started yet. They say heyy and introduce themselves to everyone because there’s barely anyone there yet so they have no choice.

I introduce myself too and she sounds nice and everything but you could tell my name came through one ear and left through the other.

Later into the party we had the fires set up and everyone rushed to get a seat so they could smoke too. I ended up sitting next to the girl that showed disinterest earlier.

Someone there asked for someone to turn on their flashlight cuz they dropped some shit and the girl turned hers on, and for like a second the flash hit me and her mouth dropped for a second and she looked at me with fucking thirst and asked “Heyy what was your name again?” with enthusiasm and interest this time.

This other girl i talk to from school got jealous of a yung slayer tho and said “He’s 16” cuz the girl talking to me was 19. She said “Wait are you fr 16” I said “Yeah” She said “That’s a whole case” Then i just walked to the side w the other girl and i said “Fuck you” and pushed her jokingly and she said “My bad player”

But anyways that shit was lit af, i didn’t fuck anyone this time but i got a few girls snaps and met some new friends. I overheard one of those talking to 2 of her friends saying she’s trying to fuck and shit like that.

And i made out with the girl i knew from school when she was leaving. She asked for a goodbye kiss.

Anyways, one of the friends i met stayed with me at the lake after the party and we drank straight bottles to ourselves.

We were sitting there smoking and drinking listening to music by the fire right in front of the lake and i swear at the moment that shit was like a movie.

Then we started to get reaaally reaaally drunk and we started literally fucking jumping around the area and dancing and dapping each other up randomly and laughing to the music

But anyways later we sat down by the fire again and we put on beats and started freestyling together

He recorded all of that shit it’s lowkey fire and the way our shit went together was crazy

But anyways i get home and my mom is there to pick me up and she’s like “You were fucking drinking” I was like “No i wasn’t” she said “I can smell it in your breath” I said “It’s lemonade” and she said “Yea with fucking rum in it” and she was just quiet the whole ride until we got home where i manipulated her and got her to lecture me so she could feel authoritative and respected. She gave me a big hug at the end and said she forgives me. Crazy how i can manipulate even when blackout drunk

Anyways i get up to my room and my fucking ex calls me. She’s with 3 of her friends and they’re all drinking. Keep in mind me and her were in bad terms, this was very random. She says hey and we talk for a bit then i tell her to pull up. She asks if i have any friends w me for her friends and i said “Nah come by urself”

She ubered to my house even tho she was like 30 min away from me atm and when she came i snuck her in through my garage cuz my front door has the google doorbell shit that has a camera and alerts my mom when someone’s there.

I take her to my room trying to hide the fact i can barely walk or talk cuz i’m drunk off my ass and i turn on my led lights and we watch some show i don’t really remember tbh. I was falling asleep and this bitch woke me up and started rubbing on me and kissing me.
I took my shirt off and she took hers off and we made out for a bit then we fucked

We chilled for like 15 more minutes then i told her she had to go cuz my mom might wake up and come up for whatever reason. She said ok and she loves me and kissed me then i walked outside w her to wait for her uber then after it came i really don’t remember what happened. I woke up today with vomit next to me in my bed


Thoughts?
@kjsbdfiusdf @looksmaxxer234 @Adriana Lima @Toska @volcelfatcel @Lmao @Chadeep @OOGABOOGA @MyAssStinksLikeShit

make sure you use protection
next week she might be the one vomitting not you

 

[Deleted member 12688]

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[Deleted member 2214]

Your mom sounds like a sexy ebony MILF.

 

[mogstar]

Tales from the lake

 

[mogstar]

Your mom sounds like a sexy ebony MILF.

Jfl yeah

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Why’d you delete? Sounds fun. This nigga actually lives life while I sleep