Byzantine description of Balkan slavs

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Slavs, Ants and their lookalikes have the same customs and don't let be enslaved. Slavs act with slaves better than other nations; after certain period of time a slave will be released and he can go back home or stay and live as an equal member of the Slavic community. They easily bear extreme weather conditions and a shortage of food; they are good at crossing water, as well as hiding under the water (by using concave canes). They are friendly with foreigners and their hospitality is well known - revenge for the guest is considered a duty. They are easily bribed, they are discordant, and they cannot stand each other. Slavs are skilled with arms and nimble in tight and wooded areas, but unorganized in more open battles. The author praises Slavic women who are honorable after their husbands died". - Strategikon

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Slavs, Ants and their lookalikes have the same customs and don't let be enslaved. Slavs act with slaves better than other nations; after certain period of time a slave will be released and he can go back home or stay and live as an equal member of the Slavic community. They easily bear extreme weather conditions and a shortage of food; they are good at crossing water, as well as hiding under the water (by using concave canes). They are friendly with foreigners and their hospitality is well known - revenge for the guest is considered a duty. They are easily bribed, they are discordant, and they cannot stand each other. Slavs are skilled with arms and nimble in tight and wooded areas, but unorganized in more open battles. The author praises Slavic women who are honorable after their husbands died". - Strategikon

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I want to buy the Strategikon
 
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BASILEIA ROMAION :ogre:
 
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meanwhile the Arabs described the Swedes as perfect specimen and the most physically beautiful people they had ever seen, according to Ahmad Ibn Fadhlan :cool:
 
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meanwhile the Arabs described the Swedes as perfect specimen and the most physically beautiful people they had ever seen, according to Ahmad Ibn Fadhlan :cool:
Yes but he called them dirty af :feelsgah:
 
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Slavs, Ants and their lookalikes have the same customs and don't let be enslaved. Slavs act with slaves better than other nations; after certain period of time a slave will be released and he can go back home or stay and live as an equal member of the Slavic community. They easily bear extreme weather conditions and a shortage of food; they are good at crossing water, as well as hiding under the water (by using concave canes). They are friendly with foreigners and their hospitality is well known - revenge for the guest is considered a duty. They are easily bribed, they are discordant, and they cannot stand each other. Slavs are skilled with arms and nimble in tight and wooded areas, but unorganized in more open battles. The author praises Slavic women who are honorable after their husbands died". - Strategikon

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That's all nice and shit but we are not slavs.

We are genetically Dinaric Neanderthals.
Learn your facts.

We assimilated Slavs into our ranks.

We even improved their shit language JFL at Russian, Polish, Czech subhuman tier languages tbh

Our version of Slavic mogs their to Auschwitz to Neuengamme:feelskek:


And JFL at reading byzantine chronicles on Slavs:feelshaha:

BTW word "SLAV" originates from SLAVE :feelshaha::feelskek:
 
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That's all nice and shit but we are not slavs.

We are genetically Dinaric Neanderthals.
Learn your facts.

We assimilated Slavs into our ranks.

We even improved their shit language JFL at Russian, Polish, Czech subhuman tier languages tbh

Our version of Slavic mogs their to Auschwitz to Neuengamme:feelskek:


And JFL at reading byzantine chronicles on Slavs:feelshaha:

BTW word "SLAV" originates from SLAVE :feelshaha::feelskek:
You do realize that dinarics are slavs right? The I2 dinaric halpgroup actually comes from Western Ukraine, and it isn't native to the Balkans like previously believed, there are new studies for this. So in fact we are quite pure slavs being mostly I2 and R1b halpgroup. Native balkan halpgroups are E, J and R1a.

Also yeah serbo croatian is a beautiful slavic language cause ours language is the most melodic and soft from the west and east slavic ones. Its because of the latin influence of the romans and greeks
 
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Balkans were always seen as good warriors and hardy people, Ottomans saw all of them like that too
 
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Balkans were always seen as good warriors and hardy people, Ottomans saw all of them like that too
Btw do you know what the word Shiptar means?
 
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You do realize that dinarics are slavs right? The I2 dinaric halpgroup actually comes from Western Ukraine, and it isn't native to the Balkans like previously believed, there are new studies for this. So in fact we are quite pure slavs being mostly I2 and R1b halpgroup. Native balkan halpgroups are E, J and R1a.
patrick stewart no GIF by Kim's Convenience
 
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Um albanians actually consider shiptar to be an offensive words
I hear shqipe more often, but that’s in UK

they are all selling charlie in bulgaria too yes?
 
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*Eastern Roman
 
Slavs, Ants and their lookalikes have the same customs and don't let be enslaved. Slavs act with slaves better than other nations; after certain period of time a slave will be released and he can go back home or stay and live as an equal member of the Slavic community. They easily bear extreme weather conditions and a shortage of food; they are good at crossing water, as well as hiding under the water (by using concave canes). They are friendly with foreigners and their hospitality is well known - revenge for the guest is considered a duty. They are easily bribed, they are discordant, and they cannot stand each other. Slavs are skilled with arms and nimble in tight and wooded areas, but unorganized in more open battles. The author praises Slavic women who are honorable after their husbands died". - Strategikon

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So it's not just me that can't tag @6'1cel
 
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So it's not just me that can't tag @6'1cel
U need to go on one of his posts and copy his name then edit it to a normal tag that’s the only way I can get it to work
 
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