can someone make a sex guide.

[maxmendietta]

i cant imagine an escenario where i have sex so can anyone make a what-to-do guide for sex i dont want to do some aspie shit and fuck it up tbh

tagging sex havers that i know on the forum

@Deliciadecu
@Amnesia
@BigBiceps

honourable sex haver mentions:

@Ritalincel
@Short Ugly and Brown

tag more sex havers i need this guide tbh

 

[BrendioEEE]

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[maxmendietta]

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u get pity sex shut the fuck up cumskin rat

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

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[Deleted member 1100]

1- Be good looking
2- Have a +7.5x6in dick
3- Be dominant
4- choke he
5- don't play music
6- don't perform oral sex, just lick for 5 seconds at most
7- finger her if not wet enough
8- focus on rhythm, she'll tell you if she wants harder
9- call her names and slap her

 

[Deleted member 8744]

Not a troll, but pornhub? Idk u could probably find some “tutorial” or shit like that on there for certain positions

 

[BrendioEEE]

u get pity sex shut the fuck up cumskin rat

 

[godirl]

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

 

[Pillarman]

1- Be good looking
2- Have a +7.5x6in dick
3- Be dominant
4- choke he
5- don't play music
6- don't perform oral sex, just lick for 5 seconds at most
7- finger her if not wet enough
8- focus on rhythm, she'll tell you if she wants harder
9- call her names and slap her

what about cumshot rate ?

 

[Vidyacoper]

4- choke he

 

[maxmendietta]

1- Be good looking
2- Have a +7.5x6in dick
3- Be dominant
4- choke he
5- don't play music
6- don't perform oral sex, just lick for 5 seconds at most
7- finger her if not wet enough
8- focus on rhythm, she'll tell you if she wants harder
9- call her names and slap her

why oral is a no??

 

[Deleted member 1100]

what about cumshot rate ?

I honestly can't fuck more than once tbh

What's even the point of fucking a second round if you're not even gonna cum.

I'm all about go as hard as you can on the first round tbh, preferably when you know you're about to cum, try to hold it, stop a bit, then go back, do this multiple times and you'll start to get orgasms 2-3x more intense and longer, I legit sometimes have orgasms that last +6 seconds, which most men last for 2 seconds at most

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

honourable sex haver mentions:

@Short Ugly and Brown

 

[xdxdxnice1]

1- Be good looking
2- Have a +7.5x6in dick
3- Be dominant
4- choke he
5- don't play music
6- don't perform oral sex, just lick for 5 seconds at most
7- finger her if not wet enough
8- focus on rhythm, she'll tell you if she wants harder
9- call her names and slap her

probably the worst advice i’ve ever seen in my life

 

[maxmendietta]

probably the worst advice i’ve ever seen in my life

can u provide better advice? post it tbh

 

[Deleted member 1100]

why oral is a no??

It's submissive and cucked, if you have a lot of kissing before getting the clothes off that will be enough to make her wet.

Kiss a lot, choke, pull hair, grab neck, make her rub her ass on your pants, all kind of playful shit that you can think of. That will be enough to make her wet, if you can do this and have a +7in dick you can avoid giving oral sex, both will be wet enough, if not, just finger her a little bit.

If that still doesn't work, she isn't really that attracted to you and it's probably having sex out of boredom tbh

 

[xdxdxnice1]

can u provide better advice? post it tbh

being dominant works with some girls but some girls genuinely don’t like it. not on some bluepilled shit but some girls find it uncomfortable and it will kill the vibe

also playing music helps because sex noises can be awkward and also having music helps with rhythm and you can pay attention to it if ur about to nut it’s like a distraction

i think oral sex is a good thing to do with a girl. if u eat her out properly u will make her cum 95% of the time. making a girl cum makes them much more likely to orgasm again so u can eat her out for foreplay

 

[Deleted member 1100]

probably the worst advice i’ve ever seen in my life

utter cope

 

[xdxdxnice1]

utter cope

ur larping as someone having sex or u are just autistic if u think what you are saying is true because half of it is stupid

 

[Vidyacoper]

I honestly can't fuck more than once tbh

What's even the point of fucking a second round if you're not even gonna cum.

I'm all about go as hard as you can on the first round tbh, preferably when you know you're about to cum, try to hold it, stop a bit, then go back, do this multiple times and you'll start to get orgasms 2-3x more intense and longer, I legit sometimes have orgasms that last +6 seconds, which most men last for 2 seconds at most

what do you do during the time period where u pause? lick her vag? make out? finger her? how long should u stop before going back into it

 

[maxmendietta]

It's submissive and cucked, if you have a lot of kissing before getting the clothes off that will be enough to make her wet.

Kiss a lot, choke, pull hair, grab neck, make her rub her ass on your pants, all kind of playful shit that you can think of. That will be enough to make her wet, if you can do this and have a +7in dick you can avoid giving oral sex, both will be wet enough, if not, just finger her a little bit.

If that still doesn't work, she isn't really that attracted to you and it's probably having sex out of boredom tbh

tbh id like my girl to feel pleasure from oral.

 

[Deleted member 1100]

being dominant works with some girls but some girls genuinely don’t like it. not on some bluepilled shit but some girls find it uncomfortable and it will kill the vibe

also playing music helps because sex noises can be awkward and also having music helps with rhythm and you can pay attention to it if ur about to nut it’s like a distraction

i think oral sex is a good thing to do with a girl. if u eat her out properly u will make her cum 95% of the time. making a girl cum makes them much more likely to orgasm again so u can eat her out for foreplay

Yeah, some genuinely don't like it, that's why 50 shades of grey and 365 were a complete failure

Don't be dominant bro, there are 1% of women out there that dislike this



Music is irrelevant, especially if you have a deep voice, I guarantee she'll rather listen to your low pitched moans than some fucking mainstream music


Oral sex:

 

[Deleted member 1100]

ur larping as someone having sex or u are just autistic if u think what you are saying is true because half of it is stupid

Such as?

 

[maxmendietta]

Yeah, some genuinely don't like it, that's why 50 shades of grey and 365 were a complete failure

Don't be dominant bro, there are 1% of women out there that dislike this



Music is irrelevant, especially if you have a deep voice, I guarantee she'll rather listen to your low pitched moans than some fucking mainstream music


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what i meant about oral i just want to increase the chances of her orgasming for real tbh.

 

[Deleted member 1100]

what do you do during the time period where u pause? lick her vag? make out? finger her? how long should u stop before going back into it

pause from what?

 

[xdxdxnice1]

Yeah, some genuinely don't like it, that's why 50 shades of grey and 365 were a complete failure

Don't be dominant bro, there are 1% of women out there that dislike this



Music is irrelevant, especially if you have a deep voice, I guarantee she'll rather listen to your low pitched moans than some fucking mainstream music


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ur obviously not having sex ur view of it is deluded

 

[Deleted member 1100]

tbh id like my girl to feel pleasure from oral.

If you like it, go for it tbh

it isn't necessary if you do the other stuff right though

 

[Deleted member 1100]

ur obviously not having sex ur view of it is deluded

Again, such as?

 

[Vidyacoper]

pause from what?

pause from swinging hips in order to not cum

 

[xdxdxnice1]

Again, such as?

> Have a +7.5x6in dick

that is just a retarded thing to say less than 1% of population has this. you don’t need a freak of nature sized cock

> Be dominant

works but some girls won’t like it, it is not a set in stone rule

> don't play music

incredibly stupid, i’ve already explained why it’s dumb

> don't perform oral sex, just lick for 5 seconds at most

very strange thing to say and ur reasoning for it being submissive is hilarious because if you’ve ever ate pussy you would know that you can be the one in control of it very easily

> finger her if not wet enough

most time girls won’t be dripping wet straight away and that’s fine because it is normal even if she is attracted to you. foreplay is a big part of sex so idk why you would say ‘if not wet enough’, because u would be fingering her for foreplay every time anyway

> call her names and slap her

jfl if u are doing this with random girls. it can work but really depends on vibe also

also the fact ur posting dumb shit from reddit threads about sex is further proof you don’t have sex

huge larper please stop embarrassing yourself

 

[Deleted member 7192]

pause from what?

He's reffering to when you're about to cum. You said you stop for a bit and then keep going. He's asking what do you do during that time

 

[Deleted member 7192]

> Have a +7.5x6in dick

that is just a retarded thing to say less than 1% of population has this. you don’t need a freak of nature sized cock

> Be dominant

works but some girls won’t like it, it is not a set in stone rule

> don't play music

incredibly stupid, i’ve already explained why it’s dumb

> don't perform oral sex, just lick for 5 seconds at most

very strange thing to say and ur reasoning for it being submissive is hilarious because if you’ve ever ate pussy you would know that you can be the one in control of it very easily

> finger her if not wet enough

most time girls won’t be dripping wet straight away and that’s fine because it is normal even if she is attracted to you. foreplay is a big part of sex so idk why you would say ‘if not wet enough’, because u would be fingering her for foreplay every time anyway

> call her names and slap her

jfl if u are doing this with random girls. it can work but really depends on vibe also

also the fact ur posting dumb shit from reddit threads about sex is further proof you don’t have sex

huge larper please stop embarrassing yourself

If we take away the no oral and dick size shit, his advice is legit.

Girls love being dominated and slapped. I think when they're horny their pain receptors aren't as active or some shit. And I haven't been with a girl that wasn't wet after just making out

 

[Deleted member 1100]

pause from swinging hips in order to not cum

You can just change position tbh, and make out in while changing positions, doesn't need to take long, less than 1 minute is enough (at least for me) to be able to last a bit more.

 

[xdxdxnice1]

If we take away the no oral and dick size shit, his advice is legit.

Girls love being dominated and slapped. I think when they're honry their pain receptors aren't as active or some shit. And I haven't been withba girl that wasn't wet after just making out

they will be wet but there are levels to it. u still want to finger her to make it as good as possible

also yes i said the dominant thing works but it isnt a blanket rule and u should really read the room before u try autism choke a girl and she has a panic attack and cries

 

[brutal_blackpill]

Deliciadecu is right. 99% of women want you to dominate them. The exception does not make the rule.

The key is rhthym and consistency. A bigger dick both length and girth wise works wonders.

 

[brutal_blackpill]

Also, going in slow but consistently while stroking is key.

 

[St. Wristcel]

autism.me

 

[Deleted member 1100]

> Have a +7.5x6in dick

that is just a retarded thing to say less than 1% of population has this. you don’t need a freak of nature sized cock

I'm talking about peak performence, most users here have ~6in and they can easily get to +7 with a bathmate

> Be dominant

works but some girls won’t like it, it is not a set in stone rule

Muh 0.1% of women who don't like a dominant man bro! You can just go and be dominant, you need to ask her first to see if she'll like it

> don't play music

incredibly stupid, i’ve already explained why it’s dumb

And I've explained why and in what type of situation it isn't necessary, are you carrying a sound speaker with you when you go out or what nigga? JFL

> don't perform oral sex, just lick for 5 seconds at most

very strange thing to say and ur reasoning for it being submissive is hilarious because if you’ve ever ate pussy you would know that you can be the one in control of it very easily

You can become the dominant one, but that's not a favorable position for that, that's the point.

> finger her if not wet enough

most time girls won’t be dripping wet straight away and that’s fine because it is normal even if she is attracted to you. foreplay is a big part of sex so idk why you would say ‘if not wet enough’, because u would be fingering her for foreplay every time anyway

????

> call her names and slap her

jfl if u are doing this with random girls. it can work but really depends on vibe also

Again "Brooooo, the 0,1% of girls that don't like it!!!! "

also the fact ur posting dumb shit from reddit threads about sex is further proof you don’t have sex

huge larper please stop embarrassing yourself

Literally I post shit from reddit because I find it funny how retarded they are, and even then at least that would be third party testimonies instead of just mine and yours

Fucking retard, jesus christ

 

[Deleted member 1100]

before u try autism choke a girl and she has a panic attack and cries

JFL @ this shit, my god

 

[maxmendietta]

autism choke a girl and she has a panic attack and cries

i think they only panic on ethnics and subhumans.

 

[Beetlejuice]

 

[Deleted member 8576]

u get pity sex shut the fuck up cumskin rat

@BrendioEEE hope this makes it in to the sig

 

[NVRH]

Here are my advices.

Get Drunk =>
Don't panic burst (but ofc you're drunk, so u wont) =>
Change position / slow down when you feel u can't last anymore =>
Don't try to hide it, do not start beta thinking like "did she notice ?" : just fuck her =>
Be aware about girls faking they're about to come : it may (or may not) be a trick to end sex sooner by making you going all out (escorts often do that JFL it would take a real autist to believe them) =>
Don't bother with useless positions : Doggy is king =>
About positions : don't try weird kamasutras tricks if u aren't 7,5 inches + penetration won't be optimal in some.
Depends on the girl : if you don't know, don't be too dom or too shy ; anyway, the more the girl is turned on, the less she will notice pain =>
Don't worry too much about orgasm with vaginal intercourse : you do not owe her one, and she knows that. She's not a guy. =>
Forget all the porn bullshit, if u nailed her consistently for like 30 mn, you did best than most of the guys. (easier drunk, of course. Main prob with getting very drunk is maintaining a proper erection, fragile balance tbh)

 

[Deleted member 1100]

You gotta ask her permission first

Read the room!

 

[Kingkellz]

autism choke a girl and she has a panic attack and cries

From my experience girls seem to love being "autism choked".

I actually learned this accidentally when I was flirting/messing around. I've also done from the front and back.
Even if she gags or coughs a little bit they suddenly become more submissive and flirtatious once they feel your physical strength/dominance.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

In all seriousness if you’ve never done it before tell her. If she’s nice she’ll take the lead and it’ll be a better experience for you both.

 

[maxmendietta]

In all seriousness if you’ve never done it before tell her. If she’s nice she’ll take the lead and it’ll be a better experience for you both.

telling a women you're a virgin if you're +18 years old is basically saying ur genetic scum tbh

 

[Deleted member 2119]

telling a women you're a virgin if you're +18 years old is basically saying ur genetic scum tbh

Most will be nice enough to still do it with you anyway as long as you don’t tell them before they come over

 

[Deleted member 1100]

Most will be nice enough to still do it with you anyway as long as you don’t tell them before they come over

I did that in hs, she asked her friend who had sex before with a virgin and she basically told the girl it was awful and shit... I almost lost my chance because of that

Luckily when we had sex she thought I lied about being virgin because I got on the right hole at first (???? bitch there's just one there, I just put it in, it's not like it would be physically possible to put on the one where you pee)

 

[Deleted member 6723]

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