[Story] Chad friend told me I'll lose my virginity to a prostitute

[VST]

When I was around 14-15, I vividly remember a Chad friend of mine telling me that I'll lose my virginity to a prostitute.

Little did I realise how right he was, as that seems like the only option I've got for getting rid of the curse of male inexperience.

 

[Tony]

ogre for nosocialcirclecels working with oldcels

 

[margotrobbie]

When I was around 14-15, I vividly remember a Chad friend of mine telling me that I'll lose my virginity to a prostitute.

Little did I realise how right he was, as that seems like the only option I've got for getting rid of the curse of male inexperience.

Sometimes you gotta do whatchyu gotta do. Although after a little bit of gymcelling it's not that hard to sleep with a woman that's at least a 3/10. Now if you're trying to aim for a 4+ as a pure incel then yeah, better just hiring from the local backpage.

 

[Deltoid]

I think you’re plenty gl man. I see dudes worse looking than you with women a lot just need to work on your mental state. You probably are autistic but that doesn’t make it impossible to get women.

 

[VST]

I think you’re plenty gl man. I see dudes worse looking than you with women a lot just need to work on your mental state. You probably are autistic but that doesn’t make it impossible to get women.

Never been diagnosed tbh, I could easily socialise with people at school, never been bullied etc. It's just that I don't have any opportunities.

 

[averageblokecel]

If a guy with a face like yours loses his virginity to a prostitute but some people I know have not but rather with a normal woman, then you should stay virgin instead

 

[Deltoid]

Never been diagnosed tbh, I could easily socialise with people at school, never been bullied etc. It's just that I don't have any opportunities.

Maybe it’s where you live then man. Do you ever go out?

 

[VST]

Maybe it’s where you live then man. Do you ever go out?

No point if I go alone. I end up just standing there awkwardly.

 

[Jackkal]

No point if I go alone. I end up just standing there awkwardly.

Go to a party and get drunk af, you're good looking enough to get th0tties on you.

 

[Deleted member 206]

I could get my oneitis with your looks srs

 

[VST]

Go to a party and get drunk af, you're good looking enough to get th0tties on you.

I don't get invited to parties though.

 

[Veganist]

Lol fakecel

 

[11gaijin]

Did u actually lose it to one? I lost one to a hooker too, lmao. Don't overthink.

 

[VST]

Did u actually lose it to one? I lost one to a hooker too, lmao. Don't overthink.

Nope, but the thought of losing it to one when normies lose theirs at 16-17 to a JB without payment is killing me.

 

[Deleted member 209]

kill him then you will lose your murder virginity which most ppl dont

 

[11gaijin]

Nope, but the thought of losing it to one when normies lose theirs at 16-17 to a JB without payment is killing me.

Why’re u incel? High inhib or ogre looks?

 

[11gaijin]

kill him then you will lose your murder virginity which most ppl dont

Wtf is this reply. A new low.

 

[Deleted member 209]

Wtf is this reply. A new low.

wtf is your reply? is this reddit?