Cure to inceldom and losing your virginity: Make a Fetlife account

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

hey everyone, I'm back again with a Fetlife thread

Some of you don't know about this website but it's like Facebook for kinky people and it's fully geared towards hooking up

the men are hideous on there and the women have WILDLY low standards due to severe mental illness and most of them likely being sexually abused as children

the average man you will be competing with will look like this

the average girl on fetlife will look like this

you may have to do some fucked up kinky things to keep up with the meta, but it will be very worth it

any questions? I've been on there for 10 years and consider myself an expert in this area

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

guys I am NOT joking about this

I've slayed over 15 girls on this website and I don't even have bones

 

[GamerCel]

guys I am NOT joking about this

I've slayed over 15 girls on this website and I don't even have bones

which country

 

[John124]

Last time I looked at it, it's full of girls pimping their OF

You have any proof?

 

[Zer0/∞]

@Octillionaire @Matthias8272 mommy gf time?

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

which country

America.

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

@Octillionaire @Matthias8272 mommy gf time?

oh god I love a good mommy GF honestly

there are so many to choose from

the best part is their standards are so fucking low

they don't even REQUIRE bones they just require you to be willing to do the most depraved sexual shit

and that is our SPECIALTY as incels

 

[Matthias8272]

Onlyfans, 40 year olds, and crossdressers is what I saw

 

[Matthias8272]

@Octillionaire @Matthias8272 mommy gf time?

i would

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

okay I'm going to start posting girls I've gotten with on there (DON'T laugh, some of them are not that good looking but still)

chick #1: highly dominant. fucked me with a strap on. we had sex a few times. she had a transgender brother who would show up at like 3AM and start blasting "bad bunny" in the apartment. overall good experience. made me call her mommy and eat her ass. fetlife wins again.

 

[them streets b cold]

nigga how loose is ur asshole right now?

 

[Matthias8272]

okay I'm going to start posting girls I've gotten with on there (DON'T laugh, some of them are not that good looking but still)

chick #1: highly dominant. fucked me with a strap on. we had sex a few times. she had a transgender brother who would show up at like 3AM and start blasting "bad bunny" in the apartment. overall good experience. made me call her mommy and eat her ass. fetlife wins again.

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[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

chick #2: 4'11''. tiny Goddess. good body. she was into a ton of weird shit. she told me I had to help pay for her dentist bills though and wear a condom so I had to block her

 

[totalretard]

In my area there are only people over 40 and 80% males lmao.
However there is one 22 girl. What do?

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

In my area there are only people over 40 and 80% males lmao.
However there is one 22 girl. What do?

THIS is your chance. Hit her up for SURE.

Is she a domme, sub or switch?

 

[Baldingman1998]

okay I'm going to start posting girls I've gotten with on there (DON'T laugh, some of them are not that good looking but still)

chick #1: highly dominant. fucked me with a strap on. we had sex a few times. she had a transgender brother who would show up at like 3AM and start blasting "bad bunny" in the apartment. overall good experience. made me call her mommy and eat her ass. fetlife wins again.

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She looks tall so hot body and legs but ugly disgusting face. Would fuck with a bag over head

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

girl #3: she was a little on the bigger side but this woman was a sexual ANIMAL. I came 7 times. we went to sushi and she was loudly talking about fucking me in the ass and all the other people heard (it was a very intimate sushi setting). it was life changing.

she introduced me to something called a "prostate massager"... has anyone even heard about this? it vibrates. and it gives you SUPER orgasms. she told me I couldn't buy my own because it would "ruin my sensitivity"

 

[NFA PB]

Percentage of girls who raped ur ass?

 

[totalretard]

THIS is your chance. Hit her up for SURE.

Is she a domme, sub or switch?

Switch, shouldn't I upload pics of me on my profile first? But even of my face?

 

[height]

hey everyone, I'm back again with a Fetlife thread

Mirin high IQ. Gonna register now before chads come in and ruin it.

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Switch, shouldn't I upload pics of me on my profile first? But even of my face?

Yes dude absolutely no one will recognize you. and if they do - THEY WILL BE ON FET TOO. you legit cannot be exposed.

upload face and body pictures. make yourself a switch too (or whatever conforms most to her profile)

and hit her up

give us a play by play

 

[height]

Yes dude absolutely no one will recognize you. and if they do - THEY WILL BE ON FET TOO. you legit cannot be exposed.

upload face and body pictures. make yourself a switch too (or whatever conforms most to her profile)

and hit her up

give us a play by play

what roles should i select?

 

[totalretard]

Yes dude absolutely no one will recognize you. and if they do - THEY WILL BE ON FET TOO. you legit cannot be exposed.

upload face and body pictures. make yourself a switch too (or whatever conforms most to her profile)

and hit her up

give us a play by play

Bruh I hope I'm not being gaslighted into something very stupid, imagine if she's a thrist fishing account and she's actually a 41yo Indian immigrant lmfao

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Just by the girls you've posted i can tell its a degenerate site

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

chick #4: this girl made me eat her ass CONSTANTLY. legit for like hours. she would pull out one of those magic wands and play with her pussy while I did it. we fucked a few times and she would tell me I was worthless when we fucked.

 

[Deleted member 19066]

Stop shilling your shitty website glowie

 

[Baldingman1998]

"Cuck, furry, sissy, kitten (discord mods wet dream),drag queen, kaijira?? (Like from pacific rim the giant monsters?)"

This site looks like it's full of gays and trannies and barely any women

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Percentage of girls who raped ur ass?

oh almost all of them honestly.

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

what roles should i select?

you are more of a Dom from what I know about you

you have WAY more dominant tendencies

@Octillionaire ... you know you're a little subby so act accordingly and be a good boy

 

[height]

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chick #4: this girl made me eat her ass CONSTANTLY. legit for like hours. she would pull out one of those magic wands. we fucked a few times and she would tell me I was worthless when we fucked.

damn mirin she looks like my latin teacher or ghislaine maxwell

 

[Baldingman1998]

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chick #4: this girl made me eat her ass CONSTANTLY. legit for like hours. she would pull out one of those magic wands. we fucked a few times and she would tell me I was worthless when we fucked.

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girl #3: she was a little on the bigger side but this woman was a sexual ANIMAL. I came 7 times. we went to sushi and she was loudly talking about fucking me in the ass and all the other people heard (it was a very intimate sushi setting). it was life changing.

she introduced me to something called a "prostate massager"... has anyone even heard about this? it vibrates. and it gives you SUPER orgasms. she told me I couldn't buy my own because it would "ruin my sensitivity"

@CupOfCoffee ya akhi

 

[totalretard]

Now this is a real question. Are fakes common there or are most profiles legit?

 

[Baldingman1998]

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chick #4: this girl made me eat her ass CONSTANTLY. legit for like hours. she would pull out one of those magic wands and play with her pussy while I did it. we fucked a few times and she would tell me I was worthless when we fucked.

Only good looking girl you posted

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

damn mirin she looks like my latin teacher or ghislaine maxwell

yea can you actually help me find her? this girl disappeared off the face of the EARTH.

I've been trying to track her down and reconnect but I can't

maybe she could be both of our girlfriends

she was super mean though honestly, you'd end up crying

she got in my car with 50 Fedex little packages and made me go to 3 different mailboxes to drop them. I said "what are you dropping off?" she said "panties for guys buying them online."

then she looked at me and said "you need a nose job"

brutal

 

[germanlooks]

What the fuck is this thread

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Now this is a real question. Are fakes common there or are most profiles legit?

there are some fakes for sure but 99% of girls are legit and down to fuck ugly to average men

 

[height]

you are more of a Dom from what I know about you

you have WAY more dominant tendencies

@Octillionaire ... you know you're a little subby so act accordingly and be a good boy

Thanks buddyboyo. There is predator role

 

[Baldingman1998]

yea can you actually help me find her? this girl disappeared off the face of the EARTH.

I've been trying to track her down and reconnect but I can't

maybe she could be both of our girlfriends

she was super mean though honestly, you'd end up crying

she got in my car with 50 Fedex little packages and made me go to 3 different mailboxes to drop them. I said "what are you dropping off?" she said "panties for guys buying them online."

then she looked at me and said "you need a nose job"

brutal

Brutal. You should have saved those peoples home address and sold them to a retired drone pilot so he can nuke them before he dies. Also as mean as this?

 

[totalretard]

there are some fakes for sure but 99% of girls are legit and down to fuck ugly to average men

Zamn, I'll give it a try, maybe I can find more young and non-fat girls in my area

 

[Blackgymmax]

lol

 

[Deleted member 4362]

Need a JB version, JBlife

 

[height]

Need a JB version, JBlife

Search for vulerable single moms. ideally drug addicts

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Brutal. You should have saved those peoples home address and sold them to a retired drone pilot so he can nuke them before he dies. Also as mean as this?

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yea that was EXACTLY how she was

if my cock started getting soft even a little bit while she rode me in my moms Lexus she'd spit in my face and smack me

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Need a JB version, JBlife

it's called Yubo

 

[height]

 

[Baldingman1998]

Bruh I hope I'm not being gaslighted into something very stupid, imagine if she's a thrist fishing account and she's actually a 41yo Indian immigrant lmfao

That's why I wear a mask made of my shirt every time I fap with girls on discord (could be a tranny or fake somehow idk). Once I had an Indian scammer dox me because didn't pay 1000$ after he had vids of me playing helicopter with my dick + face in it. So I deleted all my social media and now I just meet ppl irl and use this as only online social platform.

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

girl #5: this girl was a switch and demanded I dominate her. but she eventually did put makeup on me and made me dress up. it was brutal honestly. I may never psychologically recover. she was a Goddess for sure though

 

[totalretard]

That's why I wear a mask made of my shirt every time I fap with girls on discord (could be a tranny or fake somehow idk). Once I had an Indian scammer dox me because didn't pay 1000$ after he had vids of me playing helicopter with my dick + face in it. So I deleted all my social media and now I just meet ppl irl and use this as only online social platform.

No fake?
Bruuuuh

 

[Baldingman1998]

yea that was EXACTLY how she was

if my cock started getting soft even a little bit while she rode me in my moms Lexus she'd spit in my face and smack me

How can you get soft while having sex?? Unless it's round 2-3? Also did that work to get you hard again?

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

this woman was 41 and she would FORCE me to use Life360 so she always knew where I was at. it was BRUTAL because I was partying a lot at the time and always had to check in with my mommy. she made daily schedules for me, picked my outfits, regulated my workout scheddules

it was rEALLY hard work, like navy seal hell week... but I became a way better person because of it

she just got married