Cure to inceldom and losing your virginity: Make a Fetlife account

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

How can you get soft while having sex?? Unless it's round 2-3? Also did that work to get you hard again?

I have erectile dysfunction but me and my dad got Cialis prescriptions together (he pays for them)

 

[Baldingman1998]

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this woman was 41 and she would FORCE me to use Life360 so she always knew where I was at. it was BRUTAL because I was partying a lot at the time and always had to check in with my mommy. she made daily schedules for me, picked my outfits, regulated my workout scheddules

it was rEALLY hard work, like navy seal hell week... but I became a way better person because of it

she just got married

Wtf???? Her husband is the new cuck . Why are you into that stuff?

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

this girl LEGIT put me in a cage for two days straight and made me watch her go about her daily life. goddamn it was brutal because I'm tall as fuck. then she would occasionally abuse me while I was in the cage. eventually I had to tell her I had to go back to work and she let me out... but wow... most of you have no idea what it's like being a prisoner

I feel like I escaped camp 14 in the mountains of North Korea after that... but I can't stress how much it made me a better person

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Are there a lot of femdoms on there or are the women mostly sub

 

[Deleted member 12002]

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girl #3: she was a little on the bigger side but this woman was a sexual ANIMAL. I came 7 times. we went to sushi and she was loudly talking about fucking me in the ass and all the other people heard (it was a very intimate sushi setting). it was life changing.

she introduced me to something called a "prostate massager"... has anyone even heard about this? it vibrates. and it gives you SUPER orgasms. she told me I couldn't buy my own because it would "ruin my sensitivity"

Gay?

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Wtf???? Her husband is the new cuck . Why are you into that stuff?

When I was in 2nd grade my sister was a hardcore ballet dancer and she had this 7th grade friends who would talk to me on AIM and be really bossy and demanding with me (looking back at this... wtf... I think I was abused(

then I lost my virginity at age 18 to a 26 year old Russian stripper named Masha who was INSANELY dominant

so my brain just became mush after that - I became a DEGENERATE femdom addict of the highest caliber. sometimes even having THREE simultaneous domme's at once. can you imagine the stress I've been under in my life, my hairs are even graying a bit

 

[height]

 

[Deleted member 12002]

hey everyone, I'm back again with a Fetlife thread

Some of you don't know about this website but it's like Facebook for kinky people and it's fully geared towards hooking up

the men are hideous on there and the women have WILDLY low standards due to severe mental illness and most of them likely being sexually abused as children

the average man you will be competing with will look like this

the average girl on fetlife will look like this

you may have to do some fucked up kinky things to keep up with the meta, but it will be very worth it

any questions? I've been on there for 10 years and consider myself an expert in this area

What a bunch of mental retardation. I don't like your idea at all.

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

What a bunch of mental retardation. I don't like your idea at all.

aren't you that guy who was always "beating people up" on here and bragging about it

men like you that are way too into being "Manly" or whatever the fuck... I've got no time for that

the facts are this kid: I've gotten 30 slays off fetlife. I can lead a dumb horse like you to water but I can't make you drink

 

[Baldingman1998]

Btw what tags did you choose?

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Are there a lot of femdoms on there or are the women mostly sub

the women are mostly submissive honestly.

I had this little Chinese 19 year old girl who wanted to be my sub. I waited until my mom left for work and told her to be outside my house at 8:45AM the MOMENT my mom life (jfl)

I tried to get into a "Dom" mode and was lifting weights in my basement

when she got there I made her suck me off for like an hour and eat my ass for 25 minutes while I called her a bitch

then I spankedd her and got way too into it and stuck my finger up her ass but I felt like a TINY nugget of shit and I got so turned off I just made her leave immediately. for some reason I was just furious

that was one of my only experiences with submissive women on there

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Btw what tags did you choose?

I am a purist

I just chose straight up "submissive"

 

[Baldingman1998]

When I was in 2nd grade my sister was a hardcore ballet dancer and she had this 7th grade friends who would talk to me on AIM and be really bossy and demanding with me (looking back at this... wtf... I think I was abused(

then I lost my virginity at age 18 to a 26 year old Russian stripper named Masha who was INSANELY dominant

so my brain just became mush after that - I became a DEGENERATE femdom addict of the highest caliber. sometimes even having THREE simultaneous domme's at once. can you imagine the stress I've been under in my life, my hairs are even graying a bit

Brutal. It's always the mashas that live with their grannies.

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Just get pegged and abused to lose your virginity theory.

 

[John124]

the women are mostly submissive honestly.

I had this little Chinese 19 year old girl who wanted to be my sub. I waited until my mom left for work and told her to be outside my house at 8:45AM the MOMENT my mom life (jfl)

I tried to get into a "Dom" mode and was lifting weights in my basement

when she got there I made her suck me off for like an hour and eat my ass for 25 minutes while I called her a bitch

then I spankedd her and got way too into it and stuck my finger up her ass but I felt like a TINY nugget of shit and I got so turned off I just made her leave immediately. for some reason I was just furious

that was one of my only experiences with submissive women on there

So you can slay on there by just promising to be rough af with them?

What's your looks level?

 

[germanlooks]

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girl #5: this girl was a switch and demanded I dominate her. but she eventually did put makeup on me and made me dress up. it was brutal honestly. I may never psychologically recover. she was a Goddess for sure though

First somewhat hot girl in this thread

Nevermind just saw the red hair girl

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

this girl - her name was fanny - she would make me eat her ass AGGRESSIVELY while in the backseat of my moms lexus

at one point I was eating her ass at 2AM and this nerdy dude came walking by with his dog - and he just looked HORRIFIED when he made eye contact and I was face deep in her asian ass

it was one of the most weird yet also aesthetic moments of my life, I legit felt like such a low inhib slayer

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

So you can slay on there by just promising to be rough af with them?

What's your looks level?

I'm 6'7'' skinny white guy with an ugly face and big nose

 

[totalretard]

Now the last question:
How do you make sure the bitch is not a tranny or a fake account?
Do you immediately propose to meet?

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

this girl was constantly spitting in my mouth and pissing in my face. she was a wild succubus demon. she would always text me using the black people emoji's too... it kind of made me laugh. I think she thought she was like... woke for doing that

she eventually tried to get me to help pay her rent and I had to ghost

she was a stripper and would FORCE this Indian bodega worker to show up once a week and spend all his pathetic wages there. she would laugh about it and be like "that's just where I get my toilet paper and I took over his life."

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Now the last question:
How do you make sure the bitch is not a tranny or a fake account?
Do you immediately propose to meet?

Snapchat verify. Safety first. The fetlife community is built off two foundations of SSC (Safe sane and consensual) and RACK (not sure what this means but I always tell girls that is one of the BDSM tenets I live by)

 

[khvirgin]

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this girl - her name was fanny - she would make me eat her ass AGGRESSIVELY while in the backseat of my moms lexus

at one point I was eating her ass at 2AM and this nerdy dude came walking by with his dog - and he just looked HORRIFIED when he made eye contact and I was face deep in her asian ass

it was one of the most weird yet also aesthetic moments of my life, I legit felt like such a low inhib slayer

how do you eat ass AGGRESSIVELY?

 

[height]

@AchooWhalesAreBlue

does it matter what your nickname is?

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

one of the hottest girls I got with on there

she was OBSESSED with making me act like a dog

she had this crazy ex boyfriend who would call her a thousand times a day

she was really deviant, she was always talking about throwing acid in the faces of girls who disrespected her

then she went nuts one day and yelled out "I REALIZED I AM SUBMISSIVE!! YOU ARE SICK! I CAN NEVER BE WITH YOU AGAIN."

brutal life

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

how do you eat ass AGGRESSIVELY?

I mean dude my tongue was deeply inserted into her anus. this is NOT just an around the rim operation. I was actually penetrating deep into the e-coli zone

 

[khvirgin]

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this girl LEGIT put me in a cage for two days straight and made me watch her go about her daily life. goddamn it was brutal because I'm tall as fuck. then she would occasionally abuse me while I was in the cage. eventually I had to tell her I had to go back to work and she let me out... but wow... most of you have no idea what it's like being a prisoner

I feel like I escaped camp 14 in the mountains of North Korea after that... but I can't stress how much it made me a better person

Ok this was too much, I don't believe this

 

[khvirgin]

I mean dude my tongue was deeply inserted into her anus. this is NOT just an around the rim operation. I was actually penetrating deep into the e-coli zone

I thought this was normal? I do it all the time
Wish my tongue was longer

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

@AchooWhalesAreBlue

does it matter what your nickname is?

honestly you want something that is dominant to match your image

FangedPhoenix or something

even something subtle like "Crisick" could work

you want to embody the most MASCULINE and DOMINANT energy

because dude... these girls will be your slaves. and that is a very, very big responsibility. you have to make sure they are fully taken care of and know they are safe with you. it all starts with the username

 

[Baldingman1998]

I'm 6'7'' skinny white guy with an ugly face and big nose

6'7 . Over for 6'2-6'3 manlets. Your height is why you slay.

 

[height]

honestly you want something that is dominant to match your image

FangedPhoenix or something

even something subtle like "Crisick" could work

you want to embody the most MASCULINE and DOMINANT energy

because dude... these girls will be your slaves. and that is a very, very big responsibility. you have to make sure they are fully taken care of and know they are safe with you. it all starts with the username

I took crisicks name away hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Baldingman1998]

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this girl was constantly spitting in my mouth and pissing in my face. she was a wild succubus demon. she would always text me using the black people emoji's too... it kind of made me laugh. I think she thought she was like... woke for doing that

she eventually tried to get me to help pay her rent and I had to ghost

she was a stripper and would FORCE this Indian bodega worker to show up once a week and spend all his pathetic wages there. she would laugh about it and be like "that's just where I get my toilet paper and I took over his life."

Wtf. How are men this retarded why would he give her anything? For sex? Even then It's stupid. Over for curries

 

[Baldingman1998]

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this girl LEGIT put me in a cage for two days straight and made me watch her go about her daily life. goddamn it was brutal because I'm tall as fuck. then she would occasionally abuse me while I was in the cage. eventually I had to tell her I had to go back to work and she let me out... but wow... most of you have no idea what it's like being a prisoner

I feel like I escaped camp 14 in the mountains of North Korea after that... but I can't stress how much it made me a better person

An actual cage? Can't you just break it? It's made for dogs or what. Nigga wtf is this weird shit I would behead anyone who put me in a cage

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

I took crisicks name away hahahahahahahahahaha

This is my impersonation of a Crisick thread

"Girls are so extremely hypocritical sometimes. They always complain like the little girls they are about tummy aches and creepy guys sending dick pictures. Then you can imagine my surprise when this morning I opened 50 snapchats of full on, up close female asshole shots. It was disgusting. Then I had to stop work and choose the asshole I like best based on texture and consistency and order her to my house... just to prove a point.

The point of life is to love yourself, work hard, believe in yourself, and make money. Build a network on LinkedIn. Fall in love. Invest in property. And be a good person. I'm going to go watch jojojutsu kaizen and get my cock sucked, but please continue to self improve yourselves. I care about this community and building incels up."

 

[GamerCel]

Wtf. How are men this retarded why would he give her anything? For sex? Even the. It's stupid. Over for curries

An actual cage? Can't you just break it? It's made for dogs or what. Nigga wtf is this weird shit I would behead anyone who out me in a cage

he is larping, none of this shit is real

 

[Baldingman1998]

he is larping, none of this shit is real

Yh tbh

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

An actual cage? Can't you just break it? It's made for dogs or what. Nigga wtf is this weird shit I would behead anyone who out me in a cage

this was the cage (this isn't me, some other guy she put in it)

honestly it wasn't bad, you kind of get used to it

it was hot to see the day to day life of a good looking girl and how she goes about her daily tasks in her room honestly. gave me a lot of insight into female psychology and how much time it takes them to prep and get ready. she pretended like I wasn't there at all, sometimes even just farting loudly. it was wild to experience. I felt like Jane Goodall observing a gorgeous wild silverback gorilla

 

[Baldingman1998]

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this was the cage (this isn't me, some other guy she put in it)

honestly it wasn't bad, you kind of get used to it

it was hot to see the day to day life of a good looking girl and how she goes about her daily tasks in her room honestly. gave me a lot of insight into female psychology and how much time it takes them to prep and get ready. she pretended like I wasn't there at all, sometimes even just farting loudly. it was wild to experience. I felt like Jane Goodall observing a gorgeous wild silverback gorilla

That looks uncomfortable as fuck and it looks super fragile. A couple good kicks on the door should bust it open

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

That looks uncomfortable as fuck and it looks super fragile. A couple good kicks on the door should bust it open

yea but I didn't want to break out, I'd be viciously punished

it was hot because she worked as nurse and halfway through the second day she left for a 12 hour shift - made me piss myself in the cage dude. it was fucked up

 

[Deleted member 12002]

aren't you that guy who was always "beating people up" on here and bragging about it

men like you that are way too into being "Manly" or whatever the fuck... I've got no time for that

the facts are this kid: I've gotten 30 slays off fetlife. I can lead a dumb horse like you to water but I can't make you drink

I think you got the wrong guy. And I'm not into being manly, I'm just mean.

Anyways, it's only the dumb horses that will drink. They don't know that the water you're leading them to is dirty and stale.

 

[Vain786]

JFL at the subhumans desperate enough to beleive this

i hope yo uget fucked in the ass till it bleeds fgts

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

JFL at the subhumans desperate enough to beleive this

i hope yo uget fucked in the ass till it bleeds fgts

the whole point is being fucked in the ass is way better than sitting at home playing escape from takov (yes vain I'm talking about you, I see your sneak dissing little ass on discord always playing escape from tarkov)

at least then you are CLOSE to a female vagina

most of the time they'll let you fuck and eat their pussy and asses

if you're not into that I mean... I can't help you homie

ass play feels incredible too if done right, it can be very intimate

you are missing out - but enjoy "escape from tarkov"

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

I think you got the wrong guy. And I'm not into being manly, I'm just mean.

Anyways, it's only the dumb horses that will drink. They don't know that the water you're leading them to is dirty and stale.

I'm trying to actually help incels get their first lay

maybe this doesn't apply to you but it's an incredible option for many men out there

I'm pretty sure you posted a thread about beating the shit out of someone outside a grocery store

 

[NFA PB]

oh almost all of them honestly.

Does it get easier?

 

[PapaGremlin]

What an interesting greycel account
Keep posting adventures in explicit detail

 

[vaninskybird]

Nigger made me make an account there
Tell me how i get my dick wet NOW

 

[Deleted member 12002]

I'm trying to actually help incels get their first lay

maybe this doesn't apply to you but it's an incredible option for many men out there

I'm pretty sure you posted a thread about beating the shit out of someone outside a grocery store

Yeah, I did. But that was just one thread I made. It's not what I'm all about. It was just a storytime session concerning one day in the life of Jamesothy.

You're a pretty interesting character. You said you were a girl, and some of your posts would lend credence to that claim. Talking about how every dude on this site would pay to drink your piss. How you like submissive South Asian guys and would give them pity sex. But then you make threads like this. What are you playing at?

 

[Deleted member 19610]

I think this pretty much sums up the site. A thread for a guy to brag and arouse himself by talking about getting fucked in the ass by a strap on. A creative way to get around gay posting. The site is just full of white low iq aspie closet gays.

 

[gymmaxedhorse]

Nigga this is literally you being a submissive bitch to women just to get sex . Getting fucked by strapon, eating ass, dominated . Just get regular puss nigga

 

[Baldingman1998]

Bro this website is actually useless. I have to scroll through 10 male dicks to get one 50 year old roastie

 

[House Lannister]

This nigga is an absolute MENACE