Cure to inceldom and losing your virginity: Make a Fetlife account

[wollet2]

Meh, the typical female users are introverted BBWs (frequently listing mental health problems in their profile) who are into being absolutely and utterly dominated sexually. If that's your thing and you're decent looking you can get a few lays a year.

Nah most women there are hot asf. Probably just my country thing. No bbws jusf busty thick women if any bbws theyre like sofia rose. And many petite girls. Literally only for 8x6 sex addict normies feminists

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Nah you have no life there as a small dick haver. Only as a cuckold to hot girls or sub to trully weird women. You have a horsedick thats why

Unbelievably brutal site

How dare you. I have an incredibly thin 6.5 inch penis on a HUMID day. On a VERY humid day.

 

[LightSkinNoob]

My boss was telling me about this site, he’s into all the BDSM shit, he was in a foursome with 3 women, they had him in a cage? And I blanked out as he kept talking just going “what the fuck” in my head. He’s a bald middle aged 5’7 skinny fat white dude.

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

My boss was telling me about this site, he’s into all the BDSM shit, he was in a foursome with 3 women, they had him in a cage? And I blanked out as he kept talking just going “what the fuck” in my head. He’s a bald middle aged 5’7 skinny fat white dude.

dude THIS is what I was talking about

god damn you put a smile on my face, the only person to back me up

fetlife is the ONLY site on the internet where an ugly fat guy could randomly be with THREE naked women

 

[LightSkinNoob]

dude THIS is what I was talking about

god damn you put a smile on my face, the only person to back me up

fetlife is the ONLY site on the internet where an ugly fat guy could randomly be with THREE naked women

It’s only for eccentric people like you and my boss, way too strange for 99% of the forum.

I mean good ascension for you guys, he met his wife thru these BDSM communities

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

It’s only for eccentric people like you and my boss, way too strange for 99% of the forum.

I mean good ascension for you guys, he met his wife thru these BDSM communities

Fucking brutally accurate observation

I sometimes forget guys on here are HIGHLY insecure 19 year old curries with agarophobia whose day is spent playing "New Earth" and quora searching "am I a sociopath?"

It takes a low inhibition psychotic 29 year old like myself and apparently your sex offender submissive boss to actually SHOW up in person at the munches, at the dungeons, at the weird apartments - and really be OUT here making moves

the one thing I find funny about these communities is they are actually kind of small... so if you piss off some dominant women you will run into them at Friday Femdom night.... this one girl cried in my arms and said she got "blackballed" from the local BDSM community once. jfl

 

[currylightskin]

Yakhi are you the og whalesareblue ?

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Yakhi are you the og whalesareblue ?

 

[height]

I made account but rn i´m not gonna pursue anything. maybe minors. but the bitches on there are just fucktoys.

 

[CFW432]

I don't want to get pegged

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

I don't want to get pegged

I'm sorry but you have to

 

[CFW432]

I'm sorry but you have to

Which role doesn't lead me to getting pegged?

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Which role doesn't lead me to getting pegged?

You could be a dominant. Most women on there are in fact HIGHLY submissive

Those women will be your absolute slaves too

I'm talking like, you can tie them up in your bathroom and just shit in their faces

that level of slavery some of them want

imagine the dopamine of a long posting session on here and then you drink a white monster energy and just shit in a girls face... taking full revenge on all the women of the world who denied you. dopamine nuclear explosion tbh

 

[CFW432]

You could be a dominant. Most women on there are in fact HIGHLY submissive

Those women will be your absolute slaves too

I'm talking like, you can tie them up in your bathroom and just shit in their faces

that level of slavery some of them want

imagine the dopamine of a long posting session on here and then you drink a white monster energy and just shit in a girls face... taking full revenge on all the women of the world who denied you. dopamine nuclear explosion tbh

These are my bdsm results apparently, I'm the most boring nigga on the planet and i wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

These are my bdsm results apparently, I'm the most boring nigga on the planet and i wouldn't have it any other way.

Being a switch is life on GODMODE

It opens up all your options

you can dominate AND get dominated

life on developer mode with all the cheats enabled

 

[CFW432]

Being a switch is life on GODMODE

It opens up all your options

you can dominate AND get dominated

life on developer mode with all the cheats enabled

Eh I think you are taking the word "dominating/domination" a little too far I don't want to really be dominated tbh at all.

 

[Matthias8272]

In your personal experince, how many of your options would have been closed if you weren't open to getting your ass raped?

 

[Mako]

I went on there, didnt get any messages

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

I went on there, didnt get any messages

You are my good little subby boy

Now get on all fours before I get mad and bark like a dog

 

[Baldingman1998]

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Problem is I want to get pissed in the face but not fucked in the ass fml

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Problem is I want to get pissed in the face but not fucked in the ass fml

That is something called Watersports or Golden Showers

Fortunately for you I run a 10,000+ member group on Fetlife dedicated to watersports

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Just made an account. Been messaging so many women on fetlife rn jfl. Tried to be respectful as they want on fetlife and sent my face in the message (I get rated good by people here), so hopefully I can ascend. Do dommes prefer good looking and fit subs like women do? So many subhuman men on there jfl

 

[The_God]

fucked me with a strap on

 

[The_God]

That's why I wear a mask made of my shirt every time I fap with girls on discord (could be a tranny or fake somehow idk). Once I had an Indian scammer dox me because didn't pay 1000$ after he had vids of me playing helicopter with my dick + face in it. So I deleted all my social media and now I just meet ppl irl and use this as only online social platform.

 

[Baldingman1998]

Wtf that nigga eating shit from the toilet??

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Just made an account. Been messaging so many women on fetlife rn jfl. Tried to be respectful as they want on fetlife and sent my face in the message (I get rated good by people here), so hopefully I can ascend. Do dommes prefer good looking and fit subs like women do? So many subhuman men on there jfl

Oh yea they love good looking guys

We have NO competition on fet every guy looks like a bloated MakinIthappen or a butt naked Nukeneal

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Wtf that nigga eating shit from the toilet??

That was actually me

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

guys I am NOT joking about this

I've slayed over 15 girls on this website and I don't even have bones

15 in 10 years isn’t that much. Was always told not to stick my dick in crazy too

 

[bignosesmallchin]

I got some milf on fet life that wants me to fuck her in front of her husband, also have a nurse that wants me to tie her up and fuck her, and a woman who’s the mother of a girl I went to school with. Haven’t fucked anyone from fet yet tho but I haven’t tried meeting up yet, it’s def a great way to get laid tho, but probably a great way to get diseases too

 

[height]

@AchooWhalesAreBlue would girl from there let me live with her?

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

@AchooWhalesAreBlue would girl from there let me live with her?

Oh yea there are many women you can live with

Most will require you to live there in a maid outfit and be a full consumption human toilet though

 

[height]

Oh yea there are many women you can live with

Most will require you to live there in a maid outfit and be a full consumption human toilet though

Nigga how does this website work

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Nigga how does this website work

What are you having trouble with? How to find women?

 

[height]

What are you having trouble with? How to find women?

Idk i am low functioning. How do you interact with people

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Idk i am low functioning. How do you interact with people

You can just message them honestly. Make sure it is women from your area we don't do no imaginary GF's homie

 

[pardocel]

hey everyone, I'm back again with a Fetlife thread

Some of you don't know about this website but it's like Facebook for kinky people and it's fully geared towards hooking up

the men are hideous on there and the women have WILDLY low standards due to severe mental illness and most of them likely being sexually abused as children

the average man you will be competing with will look like this

the average girl on fetlife will look like this

you may have to do some fucked up kinky things to keep up with the meta, but it will be very worth it

any questions? I've been on there for 10 years and consider myself an expert in this area

they're all trannies innit
edit: holy fuck that website's degenerate af.

 

[Deleted member 23218]

You can just message them honestly. Make sure it is women from your area we don't do no imaginary GF's homie

Will you still be on this site in like 6 months> I am gonna be fully softmaxxed by then and home for college so I can drive myself. I am willing to do anything as long as I don't get ass fucked or shit on.

 

[MoggerGaston]

Just made an account. Been messaging so many women on fetlife rn jfl. Tried to be respectful as they want on fetlife and sent my face in the message (I get rated good by people here), so hopefully I can ascend. Do dommes prefer good looking and fit subs like women do? So many subhuman men on there jfl

did you ascend?

 

[TUSSELEIF]

did you ascend?

No, got no replies back. And I can’t be arsed to get into the "community" either

It’s weird tho, I see so many subhumans on there with play partners, it’s weird I got absolutely no reply

 

[Gengar]

Problem is I want to get pissed in the face but not fucked in the ass fml

Can't have the cake and eat it as well. You have no other option; the only way to get a golden shower is by getting pegged.

 

[Gengar]

I'm a 26 year old curry virgin with a jew nose and bug eyes, I'm probably too ugly even for that site.

 

[Paroxysm]

I'm 6'7'' skinny white guy with an ugly face and big nose

first you give hope to the incels in this forum then you claim that you're very tall and white

a timeless PSL classic

 

[vaninskybird]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, IF THIS IS THE AVERAGE MAN WHEN HE'S ALONE, THEN I'M BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN AND THEIR "HIGH" STANDARDS

 

[Deleted member 14693]

I'm a 26 year old curry virgin with a jew nose and bug eyes, I'm probably too ugly even for that site.

You could be the slave that only serves her but gets nothing return jfl

OP mentioned in another thread that one of his goddesses had such a indian subhuman slave

 

[Enfant terrible]

to degen for me

 

[Gengar]

You could be the slave that only serves her but gets nothing return jfl

OP mentioned in another thread that one of his goddesses had such a indian subhuman slave

I am willing to bet the Indian guy looked a lot better than me.

 

[Cidre enjoyer]

tbh this is quite funny and entertaining thread but many niggas here are just boring and ruined it

 

[Baldingman1998]

How to download this? I can't

 

[ihatereddit]

Brutal how most people have their first sex with a 16yo virgin while we inkwells need to get pegged and shit on jfl its joever