Do blowjobs count as slays?

[MrCucumber]

I ask people this question IRL too don't worry.

Also lol TFW you gotta wait to make more threads cause your shitposting brain is too strong

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[Deleted member 1560]

theory

 

[Deleted member 1209]

It’s more impressive than P in V since it’s gross and they get nothing out of it. It’s a completely selfless, submissive act

 

[Deleted member 470]

only ioi is p in m

 

[FailedNormie]

Absolutely not. My slay count would triple

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

if you can brag it for social status its slay

 

[x30001]

Absolutely not. My slay count would triple

Legend, man.

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

No, and they feel like shit.

 

[MrCucumber]

No, and they feel like shit.

Your girl is not doing it right

 

[Lorsss]

I ask people this question IRL too don't worry.

Also lol TFW you gotta wait to make more threads cause your shitposting brain is too strong

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it depends on how attractive the foid is
if she is above 25% bodyFat you are still an incel

 

[Deleted member 439]

does kissing count
dedsrs

 

[6ft4]

No

 

[MrCucumber]

Absolutely not. My slay count would triple

Please explain. Could you not fuck a girl who was willing to suck on your cock? How does that work?

 

[FailedNormie]

Please explain. Could you not fuck a girl who was willing to suck on your cock? How does that work?

mentalcel couldn't get hard probably from anxiety

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

Your girl is not doing it right

Probably, her fucking teeth keep scraping against my BWC.

 

[MrCucumber]

mentalcel couldn't get hard probably from anxiety

Did you cum in her mouth? or did she suck a soft dick?

Probably, her fucking teeth keep scraping against my BWC.

It's nice when they do that like once near when you are close to cumming.

 

[FailedNormie]

Did you cum in her mouth? or did she suck a soft dick?

It's nice when they do that like once near when you are close to cumming.

Sucked a flopped JFL one went on for a long time until I cut it

 

[haircutcel]

No, and they feel like shit.

your peyronie's is too bad to get a good blowjob
tbh

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

your peyronie's is too bad to get a good blowjob
tbh

Ain't that big, I'm not gonna post it again tbh

 

[Alexanderr]

I ask people this question IRL too don't worry.

Also lol TFW you gotta wait to make more threads cause your shitposting brain is too strong

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The only thing that counts is p in v. Simple.

 

[MrCucumber]

Sucked a flopped JFL one went on for a long time until I cut it

The worst I had was a full 100% boner that the girl sucked for like 40 minutes and I couldn't cum and she said her mouth was hurting so we stopped and I drove her home. It was in my car lol. She was a good fwb of mine later on.

But yea sorry a floppy dud and no cumming.... yea that's not a slay that's a disappointment.

 

[FailedNormie]

The worst I had was a full 100% boner that the girl sucked for like 40 minutes and I couldn't cum and she said her mouth was hurting so we stopped and I drove her home. It was in my car lol. She was a good fwb of mine later on.

But yea sorry a floppy did and no cumming.... yea that's not a slay that's a disappointment.

Exactly blowjobs are never a slay a lot of foids are more willing just to suck as well and not always fuck

 

[MrCucumber]

Exactly blowjobs are never a slay a lot of foids are more willing just to suck as well and not always fuck

We were just fucking before and I said I wanted to finish in her mouth and she took that as start blowing right now (I was not close to cumming)

 

[Darth Cialis]

Yes they do.

 

[haircutcel]

The worst I had was a full 100% boner that the girl sucked for like 40 minutes and I couldn't cum and she said her mouth was hurting so we stopped and I drove her home. It was in my car lol. She was a good fwb of mine later on.

But yea sorry a floppy dud and no cumming.... yea that's not a slay that's a disappointment.

inspiration to sensitivitymaxx my dick tbh

 

[Deleted member 439]

does kissing count
dedsrs

doesnt matter
slay count is 0 either way

 

[xForgotMyName]

I, a retard who knows nothing: your girl sucked my dick
The absolute geniuses who voted no: that's nothing,bro

 

[pisslord]

yes tbh also brag ngl

 

[wellthatsucks]

Not if you're giving them

 

[rockndogs]

Absolutely not. My slay count would triple

3x0 = 0 bro

 

[ULTRATERAX63]

I ask people this question IRL too don't worry.

Also lol TFW you gotta wait to make more threads cause your shitposting brain is too strong

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If done by girls only

 

[FatJattMofo]

Yea OP but only if he came in your mouth and you swallowed his load

 

[Ritalincel]

No cunt

 

[Aids!]

Absolutely not. My slay count would triple

If done by girls only

Fuck

 

[FailedNormie]

Absolutely shocked at the amount of copers that said yes. This thread alone ascends me

 

[MrCucumber]

My latest FWB sucked my dick for maybe 5 seconds in total so I think they count (seeing as I fucked her multiple times now but never came in her mouth)

 

[BrettyBoy]

So much bragging in this topic.