Do I have lactose intolerance?

[Unhuman]

I just drank 4 pints of full fat milk and I can’t stop farting. Does this mean I have lactose intolerance?

 

[Unhuman]

I don’t have any other symptoms except farting like a whoopie cushion

 

[JuicyCircleSack]

If chad farts girls find that attractive. Attractive behavior doesn't exist, its about who is doing it.



If you don't look like this its over buddy boyo

 

[Unhuman]

@Xangsane is it over for me?

 

[Unhuman]

If chad farts girls find that attractive. Attractive behavior doesn't exist, its about who is doing it.



If you don't look like this its over buddy boyo

Its so over for me

 

[Unhuman]

Its over for me i cannot stop paddu maxxing

 

[Unhuman]

Bump pls help doctorcels i cannot live wuth the thought that im lactose intolerant

 

[czwarty]

No, lactose intolerance is when you don't tolerate even single portion (like one glass of milk), but excessive amounts of milk will make every person fart because organism doesn't have enough enzyme to break it down, I guess 4 pints is more than 2 liters?
I don't have intolerance, but I can only drink like 3/4 of liter of milk without issues, if I drink entire 1 liter bottle at once I will have real nasty farts

 

[Deleted member 22124]

It's a spectrum. Some tolerate more lactose, others less. But 4 pints is a lot.

 

[StrangerDanger]

 

[Unhuman]

No, lactose intolerance is when you don't tolerate even single portion (like one glass of milk), but excessive amounts of milk will make every person fart because organism doesn't have enough enzyme to break it down, I guess 4 pints is more than 2 liters?
I don't have intolerance, but I can only drink like 3/4 of liter of milk without issues, if I drink entire 1 liter bottle at once I will have real nasty farts

4 pints is 2.2 litres and thank god because I was getting scared for a moment.

 

[Unhuman]

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I remember doing a DNA test and the test said I have 2 different lactose tolerance genes since the trait evolved independently over different populations. This technically means that I am super lactose tolerant since my body has 2 different ways of breaking down lactose.

 

[Unhuman]

It's a spectrum. Some tolerate more lactose, others less. But 4 pints is a lot.

I can drink milk for days as Im trying to bulk up right now. I don’t think ill stick to a GOMAD style diet tho.

 

[Deleted member 30884]

I just drank 4 pints of full fat milk and I can’t stop farting. Does this mean I have lactose intolerance?

No Rome for you.

 

[Unhuman]

No Rome for you.

What do you mean by this? I am unfamiliar with the expression.

 

[Deleted member 30884]

What do you mean by this? I am unfamiliar with the expression.

Disgrace.