fukmylyf
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Found a rat in my garage today. Never thought this would happen because we keep the house very clean. It scurried up to me, stopped at my feet, and stared innocently into my eyes.
I kicked it in the face as hard as I could, but the poor thing survived. It squirmed around and squealed in agony for a long time. I didn't want it to suffer so I smacked it with a broom until it's brain splattered on the floor. Then, as I was leaving the garage, two centipedes randomly followed behind me.
Bad energy surrounds me. Some of you will remember that I had some sinister plans for the future. Was this a sign from the universe?
@Blackout.xl @lookismfugee
I kicked it in the face as hard as I could, but the poor thing survived. It squirmed around and squealed in agony for a long time. I didn't want it to suffer so I smacked it with a broom until it's brain splattered on the floor. Then, as I was leaving the garage, two centipedes randomly followed behind me.
Bad energy surrounds me. Some of you will remember that I had some sinister plans for the future. Was this a sign from the universe?
@Blackout.xl @lookismfugee