Do you believe in coincidences?

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Found a rat in my garage today. Never thought this would happen because we keep the house very clean. It scurried up to me, stopped at my feet, and stared innocently into my eyes.

I kicked it in the face as hard as I could, but the poor thing survived. It squirmed around and squealed in agony for a long time. I didn't want it to suffer so I smacked it with a broom until it's brain splattered on the floor. Then, as I was leaving the garage, two centipedes randomly followed behind me. :feelsmega:

Bad energy surrounds me. Some of you will remember that I had some sinister plans for the future. Was this a sign from the universe?

@Blackout.xl @lookismfugee
 
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It’s over for you. Final Destinations plot will happen to you soon.
 
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Very spooky bro, ye are curseth.
 
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Rats will take their revenge. Its over for you
 
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Dude that's fucked up. I couldn't ever hurt an animal, just let them be. Make them go away, that's all.
 
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Butterfly Effects me
 
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Dude that's fucked up. I couldn't ever hurt an animal, just let them be. Make them go away, that's all.
it was a reflex bro. I feel so guilty tbh
I wish I could take it back, but this is fate.
 
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RIP @Petsmart
 
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Coincidences? Never heard of them
 
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Found a rat in my garage today. Never thought this would happen because we keep the house very clean. It scurried up to me, stopped at my feet, and stared innocently into my eyes.

I kicked it in the face as hard as I could, but the poor thing survived. It squirmed around and squealed in agony for a long time. I didn't want it to suffer so I smacked it with a broom until it's brain splattered on the floor. Then, as I was leaving the garage, two centipedes randomly followed behind me. :feelsmega:

Bad energy surrounds me. Some of you will remember that I had some sinister plans for the future. Was this a sign from the universe?

@Blackout.xl @lookismfugee
You’re in big trouble. This is a very bad omen.

turn around. Cease ur activities. Rip up your hitlist brother
 
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wow wasnt that lucky
 
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I kicked it in the face as hard as I could, but the poor thing survived. It squirmed around and squealed in agony for a long time. I didn't want it to suffer so I smacked it with a broom until it's brain splattered on the floor. Then, as I was leaving the garage, two centipedes randomly followed behind me. :feelsmega:
u fucking monster
 
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You’re in big trouble. This is a very bad omen.

turn around. Cease ur activities. Rip up your hitlist brother
indeed, I have to repent for this.
It's really weird because we were just discussing similar stories in your thread about the bird.
 
I will eat u little frog
 
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hey fucken frog me nom nom you little frog
 
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