Does anyone else hate seeing themselves walk?

TaCopineEstMoche

TaCopineEstMoche

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Sometimes I'll be strutting along all confident and flashing smiles at everyone, then I'll catch sight of myself in the plate glass window of a store and think fuck, what in gods name are my legs doing. You look retarded. You're retarded. Crawl back in the sea.

Maybe I'm being too hard on myself or maybe I have to go see a walk doctor?
 
nobody's thinking about how you're walking dude
 
No not really I think I walk normally and adequately but sometimes when I'm feeling extra autistic I'll try to simulate the virgin walk meme just for shits :feelsahh:
 
I think my walk looks a lot different depending on what kind of pants I'm wearing. I have some pants which seem to have a "cooler stride" to them, others which make me look like something out of The Nightmare Before Christmas. I should probably throw those pants out.
 
Sometimes I feel like I'm walking like a retard but I don't know.
 
You are lucky i hate seing myself alive
 

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