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So a friend of mine called me recently and told me that a girl I was interested in in the past and who rejected me got pregnant but the dad has left her. She could have had me...a guy who makes a decent salary, who travels the world and knows how to have fun. But she went for some douche bag from the gym and became a single mom.
What's better than that is my friend asked me what I believe her son's name was. And I thought about it for a second. At first I thought: "How would a stupid whore who falls for some douchebag from the gym call her son?" and my first thought was that she may have called him "Kevin". Here in Germany Kevin is a total shit name. You would not name your kid that unless you hated it. But then I thought about it: Even a stupid slut would not be stupid enough to call her son Kevin as everybody knows it's a white trash name for idiots. So I wondered what was the second dumbest name I could imagine. In Germany usually low class stupid people give their kids American names because they think it's cool (but it is fucking stupid as you are not American). I thought: What would some douchebag be called that she saw in a movie. The typical name a baseball player in a movie would have.
So I thought: "Jason". That could be it. And I sent that to my friend and he was like: "How do you know? Have you read her status or anything?" and I am like: "What the fuck man are you saying she really gave him that name?" and he was like: "Yeah man how tf did you guess it?" and I just said: "Dude you can't be fucking serious. You are kidding me." and he sent me a picture of her status. A baby arm with a "JASON" bracelet around it's wrist.
This was so fucking hilarious. One of the best moments in my life for sure.
What's better than that is my friend asked me what I believe her son's name was. And I thought about it for a second. At first I thought: "How would a stupid whore who falls for some douchebag from the gym call her son?" and my first thought was that she may have called him "Kevin". Here in Germany Kevin is a total shit name. You would not name your kid that unless you hated it. But then I thought about it: Even a stupid slut would not be stupid enough to call her son Kevin as everybody knows it's a white trash name for idiots. So I wondered what was the second dumbest name I could imagine. In Germany usually low class stupid people give their kids American names because they think it's cool (but it is fucking stupid as you are not American). I thought: What would some douchebag be called that she saw in a movie. The typical name a baseball player in a movie would have.
So I thought: "Jason". That could be it. And I sent that to my friend and he was like: "How do you know? Have you read her status or anything?" and I am like: "What the fuck man are you saying she really gave him that name?" and he was like: "Yeah man how tf did you guess it?" and I just said: "Dude you can't be fucking serious. You are kidding me." and he sent me a picture of her status. A baby arm with a "JASON" bracelet around it's wrist.
This was so fucking hilarious. One of the best moments in my life for sure.
