feel so bad for my nigga itachi, sasuke is a fucking bitch

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who the fuck are you in about
 
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itachi slaughered dozens of kids and babies
 
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Jfl at feeling bad for a cuck who slaughtered his ppl in favor of the government
 
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he killed the entire clan, meaning he killed the infants as well
uchiha was cooked anyways, the uchiha clan was planning a coup if they managed to that, there would be a huge war inside the village, and many would die. so the leaders of the village gave him the coice, either u let the uchiha start a civil war or u stop them by killing them. senju clan mogged them too they werent that superior
 
he killed the entire clan, meaning he killed the infants as well
this is something that could have been made much better in shippuuden

and at the same time would made the 4th war plot + ANBU ROOT + sasuke vs konoha plot much more interesting

1- itachi would have refused to kill the uchiha kids. instead he would be able to place them in a genjustu that suppressed their sharingan - perhaps with shisui's eye - that would have been a shisui plan to begin with, itachi just followed along.

2- itachi knows that danzo manipulated the village council and hokage into deciding to kill the clan, but worked behind the scenes with the 3rd hokage striking a deal - he would kill the adults because their sharingan would already be developed enough and would resist shisui's mangekyou. but the younger uchiha who havent awaken their sharingan or they were still low-rank (like 1 tomoe or 2 tomoe) would get supressed in the genjutsu

3- the genjutsu would make the uchiha forget they were uchiha. they would get a new identity, memories erased/suppressed and be placed in foster homes.
itachi would strike a deal with 3rd hokage to protect the uchiha children, specially regading danzo as well - with a direct threat against danzo "if you ever lay hand on one of those kids i will come get you" type of beat that would keep danzo at bay

4- there would be only one uchiha which itachi wouldnt place the genjutsu on - sasuke. two reasons - one practical, other sentimental:
-> he knew danzo would go after the uchihas once him and 3rd would die, because they were the only ones who knew the truth. he needed sasuke to develop the full power of the uchiha in order to take danzo on when itachi dies.
-> and also because he deeply loved sasuke and his family and couldnt bear the thought of their story being erased forever. they would live through sasuke after he could fend for himself.
 
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this is something that could have been made much better in shippuuden

and at the same time would made the 4th war plot + ANBU ROOT + sasuke vs konoha plot much more interesting

1- itachi would have refused to kill the uchiha kids. instead he would be able to place them in a genjustu that suppressed their sharingan - perhaps with shisui's eye - that would have been a shisui plan to begin with, itachi just followed along.

2- itachi knows that danzo manipulated the village council and hokage into deciding to kill the clan, but worked behind the scenes with the 3rd hokage striking a deal - he would kill the adults because their sharingan would already be developed enough and would resist shisui's mangekyou. but the younger uchiha who havent awaken their sharingan or they were still low-rank (like 1 tomoe or 2 tomoe) would get supressed in the genjutsu

3- the genjutsu would make the uchiha forget they were uchiha. they would get a new identity, memories erased/suppressed and be placed in foster homes.
itachi would strike a deal with 3rd hokage to protect the uchiha children, specially regading danzo as well - with a direct threat against danzo "if you ever lay hand on one of those kids i will come get you" type of beat that would keep danzo at bay

4- there would be only one uchiha which itachi wouldnt place the genjutsu on - sasuke. two reasons - one practical, other sentimental:
-> he knew danzo would go after the uchihas once him and 3rd would die, because they were the only ones who knew the truth. he needed sasuke to develop the full power of the uchiha in order to take danzo on when itachi dies.
-> and also because he deeply loved sasuke and his family and couldnt bear the thought of their story being erased forever. they would live through sasuke after he could fend for himself.
5- It would give Danzo and ANBU root a tangible goal in shippuuden - they would want to awaken and either recruit or collect the Sharingan from the dormant Uchihas.

6- the Awakening of the Uchiha would be a great plot device and spurt several plot points:

- Shisui's eye could have a role in awakening the dormant uchiha genin/chuunin/jonin. the search for the eye could be a plot point or an entire arc

- keep sasuke as an antagonist = he could be the responsible for the awakening. The "dream of restoring his clan" wouldnt just be something vague he said in the beginning of the series, but continue being "one of his two main goals" as he stated in the 1st episodes of classic naruto.

This awakening would put him in conflict with the village. And ultimatelly he would largely succeed, awaken most or all the dormant uchiha's then go like "Sorry brother, but I'm siding with my father. It's time to take Konoha for us"
 
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he killed the entire clan, meaning he killed the infants as well
He and obito did it, he didn’t do it by himself. People speculated that he only killed elders while obito did the kids and teenagers
 
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5- It would give Danzo and ANBU root a tangible goal in shippuuden - they would want to awaken and either recruit or collect the Sharingan from the dormant Uchihas.

6- the Awakening of the Uchiha would be a great plot device and spurt several plot points:

- Shisui's eye could have a role in awakening the dormant uchiha genin/chuunin/jonin. the search for the eye could be a plot point or an entire arc

- keep sasuke as an antagonist = he could be the responsible for the awakening. The "dream of restoring his clan" wouldnt just be something vague he said in the beginning of the series, but continue being "one of his two main goals" as he stated in the 1st episodes of classic naruto.

This awakening would put him in conflict with the village. And ultimatelly he would largely succeed, awaken most or all the dormant uchiha's then go like "Sorry brother, but I'm siding with my father. It's time to take Konoha for us"

7- And this NEOUCHIHA VS KONOHA would be a better plot for the 4th Great Shinobi War than 'kabuto ressurrecting dead niggas for madara instrumentality project':

They could explore the animosity between villages; the return of the uchiha and they finally starting the coup they have been planning for several decades would be the spark for the conflict:

Mist could join the Uchihas - Bloody Mist already made them have a villainous backstory, plus suigetsu could be the link between uchihas and the Mist
 
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He and obito did it, he didn’t do it by himself. People speculated that he only killed elders while obito did the kids and teenagers
nah he killed his gf he would be like 'fuck dem kids' too :feelshaha:

my idea is better

also no itachi gf as well, my boy is naruto's ER he's incel :feelsautistic:

also even if he didnt directly kill them with his own hands he contributed to their murder by aiding obito
 
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nah he killed his gf he would be like 'fuck dem kids' too :feelshaha:

my idea is better

also no itachi gf as well, my boy is naruto's ER he's incel :feelsautistic:

also even if he didnt directly kill them with his own hands he contributed to their murder by aiding obito
Itachi is Limp dick just like sasuke doesn’t matter
 
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7- And this NEOUCHIHA VS KONOHA would be a better plot for the 4th Great Shinobi War than 'kabuto ressurrecting dead niggas for madara instrumentality project':

They could explore the animosity between villages; the return of the uchiha and they finally starting the coup they have been planning for several decades would be the spark for the conflict:

Mist could join the Uchihas - Bloody Mist already made them have a villainous backstory, plus suigetsu could be the link between uchihas and the Mist
damn you went deep with this, but fr this would've been a way better storyline. kishimoto should’ve hired you nigga
 
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