Fightercels of looksmax.org, share some of your stories!

[Deleted member 13626]

Jfl at the reddit like title

Some fightercels i remember :
@FailedNormieManlet @GuyFromSingapore

Actual guys who train combat sports and spar/compete are preferable but street “fighters” are accepted as well just for the sake of it

Doesn’t have to be a sad/happy/brutal etc story but it needs to be related to fighting

My story:

I’ve done 4 yrs of boxing before i took muay thai, so I’m used to punches. I sparred a heavier guy +20 kgs (and adult too jfl) and i thought we were only going for punches and kicks since it’s dangerous because of size and age difference to throw knees and I couldn’t trust him to throw touch knees

He threw a combination and made me shell up and this retard straight up threw a 50% power straight knee (fortunately he didn’t pull me into it) right into my stomach (right above the bellybutton where the ribs start) and I didn’t even see it let alone brace for it
I legit lost my breath and couldn’t swallow and i took a break for a minute. I asked him with the last breath of air i had in me: “was that a knee?” . JFL he forgot i was a begginer back then and i wasn’t used to the clinch and knees. Motivated me to condition my abs and train my core harder jfl. Coach looked at him like “did you just do that?” Jfl and he apologized since he’s scared to spar someone his size dead srs. He’s not in shape either, heavier like chubby not muscular type of shit

Can’t imagine the average person being pulled into a knee from a professional muay thai fighter

Knees and elbows are op

 

[Deleted member 13626]

Sherdogs me

 

[Deleted member 15674]

I’ll share a fun story.

So basically in my BJJ club I’m known as the judo guy and people in my club respect my standup game so people often pull guard on men- basically sit on their ass.

I’m small af and whenever new people come (like 2 or 3 lessons in). I always ask them “standing or sitting?”. They normally assume they’d take me down fairly easily since I’m considerably smaller than most men.

But so this one newer guy about my age comes in he weighs 85kg and is about 5’10. We start standing and so I bait him and throw him over my shoulder and keep him pinned underneath me. Dude was in total disbelief like how on earth did he just get thrown out of nowhere.

I’ve been on the opposite side too before. A judoka who has been doing judo for 27 years came to train with me. It was terrifying. I was getting thrown 24/7. I’d take a step and I’d get footsweeped or I’d get thrown so hard my feet would be facing the ceiling. Probably the scariest person I’ve ever fought. I’ve seen him throw untrained people within 5 seconds and he does it so effortlessly too. Manlet as well btw

 

[Deleted member 19174]

I'm from 37 where nobody don't fight!

 

[RetardSubhuman]

Ich habe 4 Jahre lang geboxt, bevor ich Muay Thai genommen habe, also bin ich an Schläge gewöhnt. Ich habe einen schwereren Kerl +20 kg (und auch einen Erwachsenen jfl) geschont und ich dachte, wir wollten nur Schläge und Tritte, da es aufgrund der Größe und des Altersunterschieds gefährlich ist, Knie zu werfen, und ich ihm nicht vertrauen konnte, dass er Berührungsknie wirft Er warf eine Kombination und brachte mich dazu, mich zu schälen, und dieser Zurückgebliebene warf ein gerades Knie mit 50% Kraft (zum Glück hat er mich nicht hineingezogen) direkt in meinen Bauch (direkt über dem Bauchnabel, wo die Rippen beginnen) und ich tat es ' Ich sehe es nicht einmal, geschweige denn, sich darauf vorzubereiten Ich verlor echt die Luft und konnte nicht schlucken und machte eine Minute Pause. Ich fragte ihn mit dem letzten Atemzug, den ich in mir hatte: „War das ein Knie?“ . JFL, er vergaß, dass ich damals ein Anfänger war und nicht an den Clinch und die Knie gewöhnt war. Hat mich motiviert, meine Bauchmuskeln zu konditionieren und meinen Kern härter zu trainieren jfl. Coach sah ihn an wie „hast du das gerade gemacht?“ Jfl und er hat sich entschuldigt, da er Angst hat, jemanden seiner Größe tot zu machen, SRS. Er ist auch nicht in Form, schwerer wie ein molliger, nicht muskulöser Scheiß

 

[2d v2]

i dont traint fighting, but i throw huge haymakers and have been punching bag training for two years

I used to do tae kwon doe so I can throw good kicks

the only fights i get into are on the street, i have been knocked down a few times, and knocked dudes around my size around a few times as well, One time I was hanging out with a few friends and a girl friend and some skinny zoomer twink walked by and made a comment about my mullet hair, comparing it to faggotry, so i pushed him away and he tried to throw a GTA style punch, which was so slow that i just stopped his arm, grabbed him by the sleeve, and knocked him to the ground.

Another time I punched out a fat tweaker who came up on me with his hands in his pockets, i punched him in the gut and he bent over, thn walked away

one time some 6'7 guy at a gas station startd insulting me, calling me a faggot for cutting in line, so i called him an old faggot meth head motherfucker in my much deeper voice, he railed me in th head with his giant boney fist and I was dazed into blackness for a moment, then felt like I "woke up" and suddenly remember what had just happened, two black guys were pulling him away. I bought the beer I was gonna buy, got in my car and went home.

 

[Deleted member 17531]

I fight with glocks nigguh

 

[ElBastardo]

I got in a fight in Monterey Park over Chinese New Year. I pinned it on some 72 year old dude I found sleeping in a van. Prolly shouldn't talk about it though.

 

[kranerman23123]

why are so many mma fighters incels

 

[Sprinkles]

why are so many mma fighters incels

they fell for the muh alpha masculinity meme

masculinity is in your genes—nothing else matters

height
broad shoulders
strong jaw

etc

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

Am busy today, will write a detailed response later.

Thanks for tagging me Bhai.

Good luck on your unarmed combat/martial arts journey.

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

they fell for the muh alpha masculinity meme

masculinity is in your genes—nothing else matters

height
broad shoulders
strong jaw

etc

All these increases with fighting.

As for the genes, you acquire the "warrior gene" through generations of fighting on both sides of your family(mom and dad).

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

Ich habe 4 Jahre lang geboxt, bevor ich Muay Thai genommen habe, also bin ich an Schläge gewöhnt. Ich habe einen schwereren Kerl +20 kg (und auch einen Erwachsenen jfl) geschont und ich dachte, wir wollten nur Schläge und Tritte, da es aufgrund der Größe und des Altersunterschieds gefährlich ist, Knie zu werfen, und ich ihm nicht vertrauen konnte, dass er Berührungsknie wirft Er warf eine Kombination und brachte mich dazu, mich zu schälen, und dieser Zurückgebliebene warf ein gerades Knie mit 50% Kraft (zum Glück hat er mich nicht hineingezogen) direkt in meinen Bauch (direkt über dem Bauchnabel, wo die Rippen beginnen) und ich tat es ' Ich sehe es nicht einmal, geschweige denn, sich darauf vorzubereiten Ich verlor echt die Luft und konnte nicht schlucken und machte eine Minute Pause. Ich fragte ihn mit dem letzten Atemzug, den ich in mir hatte: „War das ein Knie?“ . JFL, er vergaß, dass ich damals ein Anfänger war und nicht an den Clinch und die Knie gewöhnt war. Hat mich motiviert, meine Bauchmuskeln zu konditionieren und meinen Kern härter zu trainieren jfl. Coach sah ihn an wie „hast du das gerade gemacht?“ Jfl und er hat sich entschuldigt, da er Angst hat, jemanden seiner Größe tot zu machen, SRS. Er ist auch nicht in Form, schwerer wie ein molliger, nicht muskulöser Scheiß

I fucked your mother.

 

[RetardSubhuman]

I fucked your mother.

Ich habe deine mutter gefickt.

 

[Deleted member 13626]

why are so many mma fighters incels

they fell for the muh alpha masculinity meme

masculinity is in your genes—nothing else matters

height
broad shoulders
strong jaw

etc

Combat sports are good when u got a good base like me. But i agree some learn them to compensate and especially manlets to defend themselves

But this argument can be made for majority of sports

I’ll share a fun story.

So basically in my BJJ club I’m known as the judo guy and people in my club respect my standup game so people often pull guard on men- basically sit on their ass.

I’m small af and whenever new people come (like 2 or 3 lessons in). I always ask them “standing or sitting?”. They normally assume they’d take me down fairly easily since I’m considerably smaller than most men.

But so this one newer guy about my age comes in he weighs 85kg and is about 5’10. We start standing and so I bait him and throw him over my shoulder and keep him pinned underneath me. Dude was in total disbelief like how on earth did he just get thrown out of nowhere.

I’ve been on the opposite side too before. A judoka who has been doing judo for 27 years came to train with me. It was terrifying. I was getting thrown 24/7. I’d take a step and I’d get footsweeped or I’d get thrown so hard my feet would be facing the ceiling. Probably the scariest person I’ve ever fought. I’ve seen him throw untrained people within 5 seconds and he does it so effortlessly too. Manlet as well btw

One of my friends wanted me to choke him lightly from behind and he threw me over his shoulder out of nowhere jfl, he doesn’t even train he just replicated it from google, he’s also a manlet

I fight with glocks nigguh

Weapons are for pussies and majority here dont have access to them . But theyre better for self defense bcs they dont require effort etc

But anyone going around saying hes tough but uses a weapon is a clown

 

[Orc]

I was send to special ED for my autism diagnosis and spend most of my youth beating up schizophrenic retards that wouldn't take their meds, got a job as bouncer at some point due to my proficiency at doing this, I can honestly say without a doubt that there is not a single retard I can't wrangle.

 

[Deleted member 13626]

I was send to special ED for my autism diagnosis and spend most of my youth beating up schizophrenic retards that wouldn't take their meds, got a job as bouncer at some point due to my proficiency at doing this, I can honestly say without a doubt that there is not a single retard I can't wrangle.

Ur physique is ideal for grappling and wrestling

Striking may tire you out and ur muscles may slow u down

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Combat sports are good when u got a good base like me. But i agree some learn them to compensate and especially manlets to defend themselves

But this argument can be made for majority of sports


One of my friends wanted me to choke him lightly from behind and he threw me over his shoulder out of nowhere jfl, he doesn’t even train he just replicated it from google, he’s also a manlet

Weapons are for pussies and majority here dont have access to them . But theyre better for self defense bcs they dont require effort etc

But anyone going around saying hes tough but uses a weapon is a clown

shoulder throw is OP af yeah