Fuck Eminem This is My Version Of Rap God

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Fap God


Look, I was gonna go easy on you Try not to gurt on your ceiling But I'm only going to get this one chance Someone’s dong, I can feel it (Six minutes) Just a feeling I've got Like something's about to explode But I don't know what If that means what I think it means We're in trouble, big trouble And if he is as big bananad as you say I'm not taking any chances You are just what the doc ordered

I'm beginnin' to feel like a Fap God, Fap God All my people from the cnuts to the cracks nod, back nod Now, who thinks their cocks are long enough To fap box, fap box? They said I fap like a robot, so call me Fap-bot

But for me to fap like a machine It must be in my jeans I got a laptop in my back pocket My cock'll go off when I half-lock it Got a fat cock from that fap profit

Made a livin' and a ribbin' off it Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack I'm a penis still as honest But as rude and as indecent as all hell Syllables, wank-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)

This fappity dippity-hippity slobbery-cok You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match With this fappity brat, packin' a MAC In the back of the Ac' Backpack fap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack

And at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat jacks While I'm practicin' that I'll still be able to take a motherfuckin' nuttin’ Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half

Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs Feel my wrath of a wank Fappers are havin' a rough time period Here's a maxi pad It's actually disastrously bad for the wank While I'm masterfully mistaking this masturbaiting as

'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Fap God, Fap God All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod Now, who thinks their cocks are long enough to fap box, fap box? Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, it’s HARD

Everybody wants the PP and the secret To fap immortality like Ι have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's Simply tape and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to roofie for a nuisance Hit the Earth like an asteroid Did nothing but shoot for the Poon since (22!)

MCs get taken to school with this music 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the nuts" Now I beat to a new school full of students Me? I'm a product of Cleenex Likin Shabazz, 2Fap, B.B.C, Lube, hey Doc, Ren Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day blow up Seek nut and be in a position To meet Run-D.M.C., induct them Into the motherfuckin' Cock and Roll Hall of Came

Even though I'll wank in the church And burst in a ball of nut Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in Is the STD of fame On the wall of shame You fags think it's all a game 'Til I wank a flock of gays Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?

Little gay-lookin' boy So gay I can barely say it with a limp penis Lookin' boy (Ha-ha!)

You're witnessin' a underage wankings Like you're watching a priest gathering take place, alter lookin' boy "Oy vey, that boy's gay!"—that's all they say, holy lookin' boy You get a thumbs up, put on the crack And a "way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boy

Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy? I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, lookin' boy I'ma wank for everything I have Never asked nobody for nips Get outta my bed, lookin' boy! Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause—

I'm beginnin' to wank like a Fap God, Fap God All my males from the nipple to the Crack drop, back drop The way I'm jeetin' around your crack Call me NASCAR, NASCAR Dale Earnhardt of the nail’her park, the White Rash God Kneel before General plod This planet's Tip is In—not, Asfar, Asstard

So you'll be Thor, I'll be Odin You rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off, then I'm reloadin' Immediately with these cums, I'm totin' And I should not be woken

I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a givin' head A zombie floatin' But I got your mom deep-throatin' I'm out my Ramen Noodle We have nothin' in common, poodle I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm And pay homage, pupil

It's me, my honesty's brutal But it's honestly futile if I don't Utilize what I do though For good at least once in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in this Chicken scratch I nipple and canoodle enough thighs To maybe try to help get some gays through tough times But I gotta keep a few tissues Just in case, 'cause pass you a tissue Fappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime

I know there was a time where once I Was rimming the underground But I still fap like I'm on my Pharoah Monch grind So I crunch thighs, but sometimes when you combine Appeal with the skin color of mine You get too 6 and here they come tryin' To censor you like that one nine

I said on "I'm Black" from The Mathers LP 1 when I Tried to say I'll take seven kids from PornOnline Put 'em all in a line, add a BC-69, a revolver and an extra 9 See if I get away with it now That I ain't as big as I was, but I'm Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the ass portal You're fucked in a time warp from 2004 though

And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows You wank normal? Fuck being normal! And I just bought a new gaygun from the future Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag on Mayweather's lap Singin' to a man while he lickin’ his tap

Man, oh man, that was a 24-7 special on the cable channel So Ray J went straight on the masturbation The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!" Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)

Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman? Innovative and I'm all in rubber So that anything you say is turnin' me on And it'll glue to you and I'm devastating, more than ever masturbaiting How to give a motherfuckin' audience An orgasm like it's levitating Never jacking, and I know the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be masturbating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating tunics, you make elevator music

"Oh, he's too mainstream." Well, that's what they do when they get jealous They confuse it "It's not black-cock, it's not,"—'cause I found a hella way to fuse it With cock, shock fap with Doc Throw on "Gang Universe" and make 'em wank it

"I don't know how to wear thongs like that I don't know what turds to use." Let me know please Amber Heard While I'm rippin' any one of these ass cheeks while it gurts you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many verses I gotta murder to Prove that if you had half the lice in Your thongs you could satisfy virgins too?

Ugh, school flunky, fap junkie But look at the accolades these skills brung me Full of semen, but still horny I bully myself 'cause I make me do What I put my behind to

And I'm a million leagues above you Ill when I sleep with tongues But it's still tongue-in-teets fuck you I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel I'ma nut in the front seat Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz Still "Chunky but Funky"

But in my hand there's something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils And here's what they want from me They're askin' me to masturbate to some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have, then you may be a little patient And bring more wanking to the situation And understand the masturbation

But fuck it, life's Jerkin' your lemons? Make lemonade then! But if I can't splatter on the women How the fuck am I supposed to cake them thru masturbation? Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistake If you think I need to be overseas and take a masturbation To trip the Philippines, and make her fall on my tiny peen Don't be a retard — Be wanking? Think not Why be wanking when you can suck a cock?
 
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dnr + cringe + fuck your fan fic
 
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oh. my. goodness.
 
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first off, ghetto boys the clique i claim
 
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record it and I guarantee you people will listen to it
 
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Fap God


Look, I was gonna go easy on you Try not to gurt on your ceiling But I'm only going to get this one chance Someone’s dong, I can feel it (Six minutes) Just a feeling I've got Like something's about to explode But I don't know what If that means what I think it means We're in trouble, big trouble And if he is as big bananad as you say I'm not taking any chances You are just what the doc ordered

I'm beginnin' to feel like a Fap God, Fap God All my people from the cnuts to the cracks nod, back nod Now, who thinks their cocks are long enough To fap box, fap box? They said I fap like a robot, so call me Fap-bot

But for me to fap like a machine It must be in my jeans I got a laptop in my back pocket My cock'll go off when I half-lock it Got a fat cock from that fap profit

Made a livin' and a ribbin' off it Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack I'm a penis still as honest But as rude and as indecent as all hell Syllables, wank-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)

This fappity dippity-hippity slobbery-cok You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match With this fappity brat, packin' a MAC In the back of the Ac' Backpack fap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack

And at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat jacks While I'm practicin' that I'll still be able to take a motherfuckin' nuttin’ Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half

Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs Feel my wrath of a wank Fappers are havin' a rough time period Here's a maxi pad It's actually disastrously bad for the wank While I'm masterfully mistaking this masturbaiting as

'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Fap God, Fap God All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod Now, who thinks their cocks are long enough to fap box, fap box? Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, it’s HARD

Everybody wants the PP and the secret To fap immortality like Ι have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's Simply tape and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to roofie for a nuisance Hit the Earth like an asteroid Did nothing but shoot for the Poon since (22!)

MCs get taken to school with this music 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the nuts" Now I beat to a new school full of students Me? I'm a product of Cleenex Likin Shabazz, 2Fap, B.B.C, Lube, hey Doc, Ren Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day blow up Seek nut and be in a position To meet Run-D.M.C., induct them Into the motherfuckin' Cock and Roll Hall of Came

Even though I'll wank in the church And burst in a ball of nut Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in Is the STD of fame On the wall of shame You fags think it's all a game 'Til I wank a flock of gays Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?

Little gay-lookin' boy So gay I can barely say it with a limp penis Lookin' boy (Ha-ha!)

You're witnessin' a underage wankings Like you're watching a priest gathering take place, alter lookin' boy "Oy vey, that boy's gay!"—that's all they say, holy lookin' boy You get a thumbs up, put on the crack And a "way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boy

Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy? I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, lookin' boy I'ma wank for everything I have Never asked nobody for nips Get outta my bed, lookin' boy! Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause—

I'm beginnin' to wank like a Fap God, Fap God All my males from the nipple to the Crack drop, back drop The way I'm jeetin' around your crack Call me NASCAR, NASCAR Dale Earnhardt of the nail’her park, the White Rash God Kneel before General plod This planet's Tip is In—not, Asfar, Asstard

So you'll be Thor, I'll be Odin You rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off, then I'm reloadin' Immediately with these cums, I'm totin' And I should not be woken

I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a givin' head A zombie floatin' But I got your mom deep-throatin' I'm out my Ramen Noodle We have nothin' in common, poodle I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm And pay homage, pupil

It's me, my honesty's brutal But it's honestly futile if I don't Utilize what I do though For good at least once in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in this Chicken scratch I nipple and canoodle enough thighs To maybe try to help get some gays through tough times But I gotta keep a few tissues Just in case, 'cause pass you a tissue Fappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime

I know there was a time where once I Was rimming the underground But I still fap like I'm on my Pharoah Monch grind So I crunch thighs, but sometimes when you combine Appeal with the skin color of mine You get too 6 and here they come tryin' To censor you like that one nine

I said on "I'm Black" from The Mathers LP 1 when I Tried to say I'll take seven kids from PornOnline Put 'em all in a line, add a BC-69, a revolver and an extra 9 See if I get away with it now That I ain't as big as I was, but I'm Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the ass portal You're fucked in a time warp from 2004 though

And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows You wank normal? Fuck being normal! And I just bought a new gaygun from the future Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag on Mayweather's lap Singin' to a man while he lickin’ his tap

Man, oh man, that was a 24-7 special on the cable channel So Ray J went straight on the masturbation The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!" Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)

Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman? Innovative and I'm all in rubber So that anything you say is turnin' me on And it'll glue to you and I'm devastating, more than ever masturbaiting How to give a motherfuckin' audience An orgasm like it's levitating Never jacking, and I know the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be masturbating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating tunics, you make elevator music

"Oh, he's too mainstream." Well, that's what they do when they get jealous They confuse it "It's not black-cock, it's not,"—'cause I found a hella way to fuse it With cock, shock fap with Doc Throw on "Gang Universe" and make 'em wank it

"I don't know how to wear thongs like that I don't know what turds to use." Let me know please Amber Heard While I'm rippin' any one of these ass cheeks while it gurts you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many verses I gotta murder to Prove that if you had half the lice in Your thongs you could satisfy virgins too?

Ugh, school flunky, fap junkie But look at the accolades these skills brung me Full of semen, but still horny I bully myself 'cause I make me do What I put my behind to

And I'm a million leagues above you Ill when I sleep with tongues But it's still tongue-in-teets fuck you I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel I'ma nut in the front seat Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz Still "Chunky but Funky"

But in my hand there's something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils And here's what they want from me They're askin' me to masturbate to some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have, then you may be a little patient And bring more wanking to the situation And understand the masturbation

But fuck it, life's Jerkin' your lemons? Make lemonade then! But if I can't splatter on the women How the fuck am I supposed to cake them thru masturbation? Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistake If you think I need to be overseas and take a masturbation To trip the Philippines, and make her fall on my tiny peen Don't be a retard — Be wanking? Think not Why be wanking when you can suck a cock?
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