God I just recorded myself acting like a military general with some badass music playing in the background it was fucking amazing I was leading troops

[cromagnon]

And directing units where to go while watching over my army as they marched in the desert to siege a capital city fuck I wish I was born back then I fucking hate this life

Men were not born to do this I was born to be a leader of an army im a vengeful pricne who must retake my fathers fallen empire

@wishIwasSalludon @noobs

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

And directing units where to go while watching over my army as they marched in the desert to siege a capital city fuck I wish I was born back then I fucking hate this life

Men were not born to do this I was born to be a leader of an army im a vengeful pricne who must retake my fathers fallen empire

@wishIwasSalludon @noobs

Pm vid

 

[cromagnon]

I prepare the artillery to fire upon the city gates as I stand over the edge of a cliff with my professionally tailored coat, linen boots and jackboots and my advisors are behind me discussing what I will do next with my guard also behind me in a line fuck I wish I was an emperor

 

[cromagnon]

Pm vid

Nah blud I have my headphones on in it and no shirt I look autistic asf ngl but I felt like a sigma god

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

Delulu

 

[cromagnon]

I prepare the artillery to fire upon the city gates as I stand over the edge of a cliff with my professionally tailored coat, linen boots and jackboots and my advisors are behind me discussing what I will do next with my guard also behind me in a line fuck I wish I was an emperor

and then my chief advisor asks me “sire what will we do the city will not open the gates to our men, sire!”

And then I look at the city with my piercing eyes and then I say firmly “fire the artillery” then a massive charade of cannon fire blasts the city walls into smithereens as my men charge in

 

[n9wiff]

Listen to this.

 

[cromagnon]

Listen to this.

Fuck this is already sounding good

 

[cromagnon]

Fuck this is already sounding good

I need to continue my autistic rant here while listening to this

 

[cromagnon]

and then my chief advisor asks me “sire what will we do the city will not open the gates to our men, sire!”

And then I look at the city with my piercing eyes and then I say firmly “fire the artillery” then a massive charade of cannon fire blasts the city walls into smithereens as my men charge in

Then a battle ensues and I walk in to the king’s palace with a sword In my hand and the desert wind breezing on in background

The king is on his knees and he is begging for his life and j simply take out my sword and slit his throat then I yell out to my men

“This city is my gift to you my beloved army, take what you must” and then a massive pillaging ensues

Then the scene cuts to black and the movie starts

“Revenge of the prince”

Wtf am I a movie writer

 

[cromagnon]

Then a battle ensues and I walk in to the king’s palace with a sword In my hand and the desert wind breezing on in background

The king is on his knees and he is begging for his life and j simply take out my sword and slit his throat then I yell out to my mine

“This city is my gift to you my beloved army, take what you must” and then a massive pillaging ensues

Then the scene cuts to black and the movie starts

“Revenge of the prince”

Wtf am I a movie writer

Oh my god

 

[cromagnon]

Delulu

Delusional

Or visionary

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

Delusional

Or visionary

 

[cromagnon]

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I will organize an army from my house in new england

 

[cromagnon]

I will organize an army from my house in new england

@wishIwasSalludon is my advisor
@nword49 is my general

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

I will organize an army from my house in new england

@wishIwasSalludon is my advisor
@nword49 is my general

Dosent stand a chance when @DalitBoss will come and conquer from India

 

[n9wiff]

new england

Do you actually live there?

That's where Family guy takes place Peter Griffin ahhh mf

 

[cromagnon]

Dosent stand a chance when @DalitBoss will come and conquer from India

@DalitBoss

Me: “It’s been so long my old friend”
Dalit: “Yes it has my brother…”
Me: “I am sorry it had to come to this”
Dalit: “as am I”
Me: *unsheathes sword* “CHARGE!!!!!”
Dalit: “FIRE!!!”

Then we are all dead on the battlefield…so much blood shed


And for what…?

 

[cromagnon]

@DalitBoss

Me: “It’s been so long my old friend”
Dalit: “Yes it has my brother…”
Me: “I am sorry it had to come to this”
Dalit: “as am I”
Me: *unsheathes sword* “CHARGE!!!!!”
Dalit: “FIRE!!!”

Then we are all dead on the battlefield…so much blood shed


And for what…?

Then @wishIwasSalludon is telling his grandchildren a story while they listen in sitting in he has a long grey beard and is sitting next to a. Fireplace

“And that was the story of cromagnon and Dalit boss…”

And then they run along and go play and he stares at the fire place and the movie ends…

 

[cromagnon]

Then @wishIwasSalludon is telling his grandchildren a story while they listen in sitting in he has a long grey beard and is sitting next to a. Fireplace

“And that was the story of cromagnon and Dalit boss…”

And then they run along and go play and he stares at the fire place and the movie ends…

Ah scene