Got stood up by escort

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So I finally decided to lose my virginity to an escort. I found one that looks like some porn girl I would fap to. I had to call her 4 times in a time span of 8 hours to contact her. It was gonna cost me an arm and a leg but I still set it up. I went to the hotel we were supposed to meet at and waited.

And i waited and waited and waited, NOTHING. I called her 5 times and even texted her. NO RESPONSE. I was there for 2 hours, my time there was up so I left. What a scam. I swear im destined to be a virgin. I'm not even mad, the whole situation is so pathetic that its comical. I spent days metnally masturbating over fucking her, i was finally gonna live the dream but nooooo, that cant happen. I dont even want any other escort because they look like shit. Now im worried that the phone calls were being traced or something and I got in trouble. And ofc, i didnt get to fuck which is the bigest problem.
 
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Virgin forever
 
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Why didn't you call the front desk: "Hey, where's my escort?! I need room service right now!". In my country most hotel receptionists know a few escorts and get a commission from them, if they can get them clients(these tend to be more expensive though, and the clients are mostly tourists who don't know the local escort market and prices).
 
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Seems legit, it's only your 5th time you larped about fucking an escort
 
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Boyo back with escort tales , we all know u never left your basement:feelshah:
 
Why didn't you call the front desk: "Hey, where's my escort?! I need room service right now!". In my country most hotel receptionists know a few escorts and get a commission from them, if they can get them clients(these tend to be more expensive though, and the clients are mostly tourists who don't know the local escort market and prices).
"apologies for the inconveniences sir, sending service right away"

And moments later a hulking tranny sheboon shows up
200 6

"Oh beyond hope, my supple virgin body is ready to be held close to yours"
 
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I've been saying for a while that escortcelling is basically turning into dating lite. The roasties have gotten insanely picky and basically pre-screen clients.
 
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@Ritalincel thoughts?
 
I've been saying for a while that escortcelling is basically turning into dating lite. The roasties have gotten insanely picky and basically pre-screen clients.
is rope the only option?
 
You're making a big deal out of nothing, lots of escorts book multiple people at the same time and just see one / cancel the other, or tell you a time and then ignore you for whatever reason and get back to you a week later like nothing happened
 
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You're making a big deal out of nothing, lots of escorts book multiple people at the same time and just see one / cancel the other, or tell you a time and then ignore you for whatever reason and get back to you a week later like nothing happened
but she called me honey. also, thats not very professional
 
dont use an escort

try day game or if you are in college meet females on campus
 
dont use an escort

try day game or if you are in college meet females on campus
im 27, why do you think I havent done these already???
 
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I've been saying for a while that escortcelling is basically turning into dating lite. The roasties have gotten insanely picky and basically pre-screen clients.
You need to go to based impoverished countries where people die on the streets. Women have sex to survive there. Very good.

In rich countries being an escort is a career for these whores and they get too entitled+demanding.
 
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You need to go to based impoverished countries where people die on the streets. Women have sex to survive there. Very good.

In rich countries being an escort is a career for these whores and they get too entitled+demanding.
Jaja cope. Foids need less simps at OnlyFans to have a good wage there. :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::lul::lul::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

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