Got the police called on me today

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So my grandmother called the police on my wife and I. Her and her husband tried to have us thrown out of their house. Unfortunately for them they're not too familiar with the law, and we've already established residence. Tomorrow they'll probably take their asses to the court house and serve us with an eviction notice, which will give us 30 days to vacate.

Yeah, this is an update. I'm high right now. These weed pens do the trick. I'll have to pull the plug on that kind of fun here in a day or two.

Anyways, my son's gonna be born in about a week. We've been living here for around two months. My grandmother's a big headcase. Crazy but functioning. She tries to play headgames with my wife when she does her chores. Either makes her feel very uncomfortable
 
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Good riddance
 
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Oops, accidentally hit send before I finished.
 
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Anyways, I'll probably have a month left to spend at this residence. How should I spend it?
 
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Find a new place
 
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lmao why you squating on your gandma house
 
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Why would they let you live there in the first place if they are just going to throw you out?
 
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Reckless Turtle said:
Why would they let you live there in the first place if they are just going to throw you out?
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She's crazy. She was scared I was gonna live somewhere else and blew up my phone one day. Left 9 calls and 9 voicemails telling me how great it would be if I left the State I was in and moved in with her to have the baby. Even promised to pay me $300 a week untIl he's born. That lasted the first month. Since I've been here I've fixed most of the problems with her house and yard. My wife still does all the dishes at 39 weeks pregnant and cooks for them whenever they'll eat her food.

My grandmother's just paranoid and crazy. She misplaced some of her jewelry and went to my wife bitching about it while I was out. Thinks I stole it and sold it. This kind of thing has happened many times when I've lived with her by myself before. But yesterday my wife had a wisdom tooth and a molar removed. She was all sore trying to rest while my grandmother kept barging into our room to question her before leaving with the door open. She also talked sh*t to about my wife to the cleaning lady. Complained about how she cooks and does the dishes. When I got back I confronted her and her husband about it.
 
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Your grandmother just needs some good dicking. Her husband's is obviously too small to satisfy.

Sex her yourself.
 
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Kekee said:
Your grandmother just needs some good dicking. Her husband's is obviously too small to satisfy.

Sex her yourself.
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The man hasn't been able to get it up since before 2013. I was living with them then and I went with them to a sex shop. She bought a big old dildo right in front of him and I. She's not embarrassed at all. Later that night she told me he can't get it up.
 
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Jamesothy said:
The man hasn't been able to get it up since before 2013. I was living with them then and I went with them to a sex shop. She bought a big old dildo right in front of him and I. She's not embarrassed at all. Later that night she told me he can't get it up.
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Was it a black dildo? Be honest.
 
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What's this, another reddit copypasta?
 
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Overdose them on covid vaccine then you have the place all to yourself:feelshmm:
 
I wish my grandma would call the police on me tbh.
Girls would think i am badboy darktriad mogger when the police shows up here. Fuarkkk
 
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pics of ur wife?
 
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Syobevoli said:
I wish my grandma would call the police on me tbh.
Girls would think i am badboy darktriad mogger when the police shows up here. Fuarkkk
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That's right. I'm a badboy darktriad now. I got me status in this neighborhood.
 
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Syobevoli said:
I wish my grandma would call the police on me tbh.
Girls would think i am badboy darktriad mogger when the police shows up here. Fuarkkk
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Go shit on her bed and when she confronts you just laugh until she calls the police
 
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Jamesothy said:
She's crazy. She was scared I was gonna live somewhere else and blew up my phone one day. Left 9 calls and 9 voicemails telling me how great it would be if I left the State I was in and moved in with her to have the baby. Even promised to pay me $300 a week untIl he's born. That lasted the first month. Since I've been here I've fixed most of the problems with her house and yard. My wife still does all the dishes at 39 weeks pregnant and cooks for them whenever they'll eat her food.

My grandmother's just paranoid and crazy. She misplaced some of her jewelry and went to my wife bitching about it while I was out. Thinks I stole it and sold it. This kind of thing has happened many times when I've lived with her by myself before. But yesterday my wife had a wisdom tooth and a molar removed. She was all sore trying to rest while my grandmother kept barging into our room to question her before leaving with the door open. She also talked sh*t to about my wife to the cleaning lady. Complained about how she cooks and does the dishes. When I got back I confronted her and her husband about it.
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Hopefully she won't stab your wife bro be careful 😢
 
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Jamesothy said:
Posting all kinds of stuff.
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Yeah, I doubt it, no married men would waste their time here, if you want to believe you, post a photo of you and your wife, holding a piece of paper with "looksmax" written on it(just like they do on reddit).
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Jamesothy said:
She's crazy. She was scared I was gonna live somewhere else and blew up my phone one day. Left 9 calls and 9 voicemails telling me how great it would be if I left the State I was in and moved in with her to have the baby. Even promised to pay me $300 a week untIl he's born. That lasted the first month. Since I've been here I've fixed most of the problems with her house and yard. My wife still does all the dishes at 39 weeks pregnant and cooks for them whenever they'll eat her food.

My grandmother's just paranoid and crazy. She misplaced some of her jewelry and went to my wife bitching about it while I was out. Thinks I stole it and sold it. This kind of thing has happened many times when I've lived with her by myself before. But yesterday my wife had a wisdom tooth and a molar removed. She was all sore trying to rest while my grandmother kept barging into our room to question her before leaving with the door open. She also talked sh*t to about my wife to the cleaning lady. Complained about how she cooks and does the dishes. When I got back I confronted her and her husband about it.
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First, you need to make her a believer in Jewchauns. They're approximately 6 cm in height. Though some have reached over 8 on very rare circumstances. Atmospheric environments do play a factor in that. Jewchauns derive from Leprechauns. They're known to be attracted to various metals, unlike their distant cousins. Copper, nickel, silver, gold, and platinum. To catch one is not possible. They're very sneaky little fuckers. My advice, see about setting up a trap. Like a mouse entrapment device near her jewelry box. But instead of using cheese or breadcrumbs, use loose change or federal reserve notes. Also note, having two aquariums, one full of black mice and one with just a female white mouse in front of the trap could also attract them. They'll try to lure the white mouse to the black populated tank or vice versa. Researchers are baffled at why they do this. It's a strange phenomenon with them.
 
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Gonthar said:
Yeah, I doubt it, no married men would waste their time here, if you want to believe you, post a photo of you and your wife, holding a piece of paper with "looksmax" written on it(just like they do on reddit).
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I'm legit.
 
you have a grandma? mine was dead since i was 6
 
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BearBoy said:
You look a little chechen, are you a jew?
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Wow, you're like the 6th person who's said I look like I'm Jewish. There was even a Jew who asked me if I was.

But no. My parents did a DNA test and sadly I'm not. I'm mostly French, Scandinavian, German and Swiss.
 
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Jamesothy said:
Wow, you're like the 6th person who's said I look like I'm Jewish. There was even a Jew who asked me if I was.

But no. My parents did a DNA test and sadly I'm not. I'm mostly French, Scandinavian, German and Swiss.
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I heard french or german are the closest to chechens i am not sure but maybe thats why
 
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BearBoy said:
I heard french or german are the closest to chechens i am not sure but maybe thats why
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I'm no fan of Islam, but Chechens are some tough b*stards.
 
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Incel gets police called on him

In other news water is wet
 
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looksmaxpro said:
Incel gets police called on him

In other news water is wet
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Hey hey hey! I am a functioning member of society. A pillar of any community I choose to make my own.
 
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Jamesothy said:
Anyways, I'll probably have a month left to spend at this residence. How should I spend it?
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try to enjoy the area around, might have some good spots you missed
 
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Brootal.. ccp got u:feelswhy:
 
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