need money
Be a cashier or something, why cleaning?
im scared i fail making burgers or taking orders
If you wouldn't take that simple step in life, you can literally kill yourself because you worth shit.
Cba dealing with people is what i mean. I rather clean than talk to people that consume mcdonalds.
You rather clean the bathroom after kids got in and who know what they did there? clean the inside of the toilet? good luck bro.
not gonna clean toilets
Who'll do that if not the cleaner?
some other employee or i pretend to clean the toilet but i dont really clean it
You will
They would check on you especially the first few weeks jfl everything would be shit and you'll have to explain yourself probably
fucking hell then i clean the toilet. atleast i get money
Ugh. Okay, I can help. Bring a rag with you. VERY IMPORTANT! When you sit down for the interview start wiping the table off. It'll most likely be a female interviewer since no real man would do such a thing. So use that! After you answer a question, follow with a wink. When she gets up, rush to her chair and wipe it off. Let her know why. "I know how you vaginas bleed a lot." Say that as you wipe her seat off.
My advice is find another place, money isn't everything you'll want to kill yourself at night.
Dress up in a suit and tie (or tuxedo) put on a posh British accent and brag about your PhD from Oxford/Cambridge, answer the interviewers questions with one word and then squint and stare them in the eye while gradually clenching your cheeks to fraud strong zygos. Mention your fathers lawyer(s) too.
I applied for 30 jobs no one wanted me. only mc donalds did + im fucking bored during days that i rather work at mcdonalds than rot here
Good luck brother.
thanks
jfl i would never be that low inhib
This guy's onto something here. Listen to him!
gonna get gf from there
