Guess how old this fucker is?

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Dude is using black magic to keep himself youngmaxxed.

Webpage with gallery: https://www.urigeller.com/
 
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30 ?
 
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55?
 
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Hey, that's Uri Geller, he was famous in the 70s for bending spoons & shit. He was friends with Michael Jackson, maybe he started to get surgeries too, to keep himself looking young.
 
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63 on the right photo.

On the left photo he probably has stage makeup.
 
nice cherrypick OP
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That only proves that the effort is worth it.
 
nice cherrypick OP
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Apparently he's 75 but still looks way younger than that. Compare his eye area to someone like biden and he looks obviously younger.
 
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nice cherrypick OP
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Not bad for 70 but I have seen younger looking 70 than that in real life. Men not so much but a lot of these 55+ women they like to show look way older if you catch them without all the makeup and the pictures not touched up.
 
on the topic of people that aren't aging, check out herschel walker
 
on the topic of people that aren't aging, check out herschel walker

Just read his bio.

He sleeps 5h / day, eats 1 meal per day, does 1000 pushups per day, and has multiple personality disorder, while being statusmaxxed.

Pretty insane.
 
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Just read his bio.

He sleeps 5h / day, eats 1 meal per day, does 1000 pushups per day, and has multiple personality disorder, while being statusmaxxed.

Pretty insane.
he used to sleep ~3h per day when he was younger, it's crazy
 
posted this before but this is jared leto at age 47 or 48

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imagine the amount of desperate rosties that would hit on you, jfl
 
Wtf he looks 25
yeaj, Leto is the MVP of agemaxxing tbh. He legit looks mid 20's in some pics. Even without fame he could probably go too a bar and pull an 18 year old (tell her he's 26 so as not to put her off)
 
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Typical azkhenazi aging genes ngl
 

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