Guide to kidney snatching maxxing

[Deleted member 13511]

Approach a homeless person and give them a pizza and water bottle. They will be very grateful. Tell them you want to help them out by buying them a hotel room for a night or two. At this point they're indebted to you and will do everything you say. Take them to the hotel room and wait for them to fall asleep. Sedate them. Take them to the bath because it's easier to clean up the mess. Take out one or two kidneys. Clean away the blood and evidence. This can also be done at your house or in the back of a van.

Taking one kidney:
Advantages
They won't die so the case is less serious in court.
Disadvantages
You only get one.
They live to tell the tale.
Taking two kidneys:
Advantages
They will die and can't testify against you.
You get double the kidneys.
You might as well take heart, liver etc
Disadvantages
You have to go to effort of hiding the body.

This is under moneymaking and success because kidneys are very expensive. It's very immoral and illegal but if you really want to pay for that bimax surgery then it's worth it.

 

[Deleted member 3270]

@Yellow_fever_cel You're not trying if you don't put Melatonin in the water and operate on him on the spot

 

[one job away]

Approach a homeless person and give them a pizza and water bottle. They will be very grateful. Tell them you want to help them out by buying them a hotel room for a night or two. At this point they're indebted to you and will do everything you say. Take them to the hotel room and wait for them to fall asleep. Sedate them. Take them to the bath because it's easier to clean up the mess. Take out one or two kidneys. Clean away the blood and evidence. This can also be done at your house or in the back of a van.

Taking one kidney:
Advantages
They won't die so the case is less serious in court.
Disadvantages
You only get one.
They live to tell the tale.
Taking two kidneys:
Advantages
They will die and can't testify against you.
You get double the kidneys.
You might as well take heart, liver etc
Disadvantages
You have to go to effort of hiding the body.

This is under moneymaking and success because kidneys are very expensive. It's very immoral and illegal but if you really want to pay for that bimax surgery then it's worth it.
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Grimba would have went into more detail and added a kitten gif at the end miss him ... @Grimba where you at buddy boyo ?

 

[Chowdog]

Bro u trying to get the forum under fbi watch

 

[Deleted member 13511]

Bro u trying to get the forum under fbi watch

It already is since the jb megathread.

 

[BrownBoy]

wtf

 

[6’1cel]

Approach a homeless person and give them a pizza and water bottle. They will be very grateful. Tell them you want to help them out by buying them a hotel room for a night or two. At this point they're indebted to you and will do everything you say. Take them to the hotel room and wait for them to fall asleep. Sedate them. Take them to the bath because it's easier to clean up the mess. Take out one or two kidneys. Clean away the blood and evidence. This can also be done at your house or in the back of a van.

Taking one kidney:
Advantages
They won't die so the case is less serious in court.
Disadvantages
You only get one.
They live to tell the tale.
Taking two kidneys:
Advantages
They will die and can't testify against you.
You get double the kidneys.
You might as well take heart, liver etc
Disadvantages
You have to go to effort of hiding the body.

This is under moneymaking and success because kidneys are very expensive. It's very immoral and illegal but if you really want to pay for that bimax surgery then it's worth it.
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who the fuck would i sell it to tho and how am i gonna learn how to cleanly take a liver without puncturing it

 

[xefo]

if someone was to try and do this where would they sell the kidney?