Guy's wife doesn't want to have sex with him because she is 'asexual'

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[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Eh, that's a tricky little pickle there. What he needs to do is make her an offering — another man. See if that will entice her to have sex. Or perhaps, two men. And she accepts! So he brings the men over and walks them to her room. She'll probably tell her husband, "Will you please leave now? Privacy?"

"Of course, dear." And he closes the door and heads to the kitchen to cook a delicious meal for her and the guests.

Five minutes in, one of the guys opens the bedroom door and hollers to the kitchen, "Nigga we're thirsty! How bout you run to the liquor store and gets us three bots of King Cobra? Hurry up, nigga!"

He shouts, "Of course, I'm already out the door." He returns half of hour later, but the men are now sitting on the sofa, wiping their penises off with the husband's scarfs. "Um, where's Muffin Puffs?" He asks the exhausted men as he hands them their beer.

"Shiet, nigga, that bitch be kray-kray! So me my homie here running that train on her, and she be contest we were being rough. You know? Punching that shit. So homie here felt threatened, and ... ugh. Let's just say, that train collided with her face." His buddy shooked his head.

The husband rushed to his bedroom but didn't see her on the bed. He hears whimpering from the master's bathroom. He hurried there and found on sitting on the toilet with a bloody rag against her nose and lips. "Oh, poopie! Are you okay?"

"Oh my gad! Privacy?? Hello??" She pushed him out of the bathroom and shut the door in his face.

 

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