Help me message my matches

[OOGABOOGA]

After one month I have 138 matches on tinder that I haven’t messaged or received a message from. Most of this time I’ve been recovering from surgery so didn’t bother talking to girls, but since getting messages first by a few cuties, I want to try and get some coochie.

Im a lame ass boring loser ass nigga but I look decent. Looks are my only asset. No nt pics, no social media. No job, live with my parents in the suburbs, very little social life, no active social circle.

I want your help with messaging these girls. Looking for something I can spam to all of them. Then I’ll report back on the numbers and of course if I slay I’ll report it here.

Who here isn’t a complete autist and has some decent copy/paste openers?

@Biggdink @looksmaxxer234 @CupOfCoffee @volcelfatcel @Gargantuan @Syobevoli @moonblunt @stewiegriffin @tyronelite @Amnesia you got as much experience as anyone how do you open?

 

[Deleted member 12688]

Sry bro never talked to a girl before

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Sry bro never talked to a girl before

Knew you were larping

 

[CupOfCoffee]

After one month I have 138 matches on tinder that I haven’t messaged or received a message from. Most of this time I’ve been recovering from surgery so didn’t bother talking to girls, but since getting messages first by a few cuties, I want to try and get some coochie.

Im a lame ass boring loser ass nigga but I look decent. Looks are my only asset. No nt pics, no social media. No job, live with my parents in the suburbs, very little social life, no active social circle.

I want your help with messaging these girls. Looking for something I can spam to all of them. Then I’ll report back on the numbers and of course if I slay I’ll report it here.

Who here isn’t a complete autist and has some decent copy/paste openers?

@Biggdink @looksmaxxer234 @CupOfCoffee @volcelfatcel @Gargantuan @Syobevoli @moonblunt @stewiegriffin @tyronelite @Amnesia you got as much experience as anyone how do you open?

I used to open with "It's a newt, Miss Trunchbull"

 

[OOGABOOGA]

I used to open with "It's a newt, Miss Trunchbull"

Nigga what?

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Nigga what?

I'm not even kidding that line got me laid twice

 

[Looks234]

……

Sorry my ball rolled here, but since I’m here wassup.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

I'm not even kidding that line got me laid twice

Tf is that referring to? I assume it’s a reference but ion

What kind of girls were they and was it 2 out of a lot or a little

 

[OOGABOOGA]

……

Sorry my ball rolled here, but since I’m here wassup.

Niggas…

Ngl I like it except I’m a white 6’ manlet and I can’t hoop

 

[gamma]

Hi

 

[gamma]

Hi

Unironically time to ritalinmaxx

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Tf is that referring to? I assume it’s a reference but ion

What kind of girls were they and was it 2 out of a lot or a little

Reference from Matilda. I think girls like when you say something atypical and weird like that. If they like you they'll google it to see what the reference is from and they'll pretend they know the movie JFL

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Reference from Matilda. I think girls like when you say something atypical and weird like that. If they like you they'll google it to see what the reference is from and they'll pretend they know the movie JFL

Never heard of her but cope bc girls don’t like me

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Never heard of her but cope bc girls don’t like me

Yes they do nigga I've seen your messages

 

[Deleted member 7580]

just message them maybe say something about their bio, much better than just hi... but dont expect much or else youd be disappointed

even my chadfishes dont get replies most of the time

 

[Deleted member 7580]

also message them when you match, much higher chance of convo than messaging old matches

 

[AlexAP]

There's an Australian guy who has banged 150+ girls off Tinder, here's how he does it:

After he got her number:

If she asks if you only want a hookup:

Finally:

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Yes they do nigga I've seen your messages

Only ioi is pinv tho

just message them maybe say something about their bio, much better than just hi... but dont expect much or else youd be disappointed

even my chadfishes dont get replies most of the time

Any suggestion for a reusable line? Doesn’t have to be anything special, just good enough that I don’t seem lame as hell. I’m not trying to win over the girls that probably wouldn’t respond but would only respond for attention if I give a good line. If I go through and make individualized lines I’m just not gonna do it.

maybe something aggressive? “Sit on my face and let me pick you up and fuck your brains out? ”

 

[OOGABOOGA]

also message them when you match, much higher chance of convo than messaging old matches

True will do going forward assuming I actually start

There's an Australian guy who has banged 150+ girls off Tinder, here's how he does it:
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After he got her number:
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If she asks if you only want a hookup:
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Finally:
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Thank you! Got a link to more of this stuff?

I’ve never been to a bar or club tho so that’s nerve racking. Plus I’m a good ways out into the suburbs so not the easiest. Man I wish I liked smoking then I could just go with that but it turns me so insecure and autistic.

 

[Deleted member 7580]

Only ioi is pinv tho

Any suggestion for a reusable line? Doesn’t have to be anything special, just good enough that I don’t seem lame as hell. I’m not trying to win over the girls that probably wouldn’t respond but would only respond for attention if I give a good line. If I go through and make individualized lines I’m just not gonna do it.

maybe something aggressive? “Sit on my face and let me pick you up and fuck your brains out? ”

i dont use aggresive lines so idk if they work, but might work if theyre interesrted

try using online lines might work
or say "hey youre a snack whats up"

i personally ask to go for a walk by the lake/river (and see myself getting mogged by asians bcz their girls are hotter ) works if shes interested

 

[Baldingman1998]

Damn you must be good looking.

Unironically say " I'm into cuckolding please adopt me mommy"
To half the matches

And then say "come over now bitch" or "I want to rape you" to the other half.

And see which pickup line is more successful

 

[AlexAP]

Thank you! Got a link to more of this stuff?

The screenshots were from here:

Get Laid on Tinder [Part 3] – Messaging Girls – Andy Wells

killyourinnerloser.com

He gives some other advices there (play the numbers game, dirty talk doesn't work most of the time, etc.)

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Damn you must be good looking.

Unironically say " I'm into cuckolding please adopt me mommy"
To half the matches

And then say "come over now bitch" or "I want to rape you" to the other half.

And see which pickup line is more successful

I said no autists

and it’s been a month bro is that really that impressive?

i dont use aggresive lines so idk if they work, but might work if theyre interesrted

try using online lines might work
or say "hey youre a snack whats up"

i personally ask to go for a walk by the lake/river (and see myself getting mogged by asians bcz their girls are hotter ) works if shes interested

Snacks me. Decent tho but I think imma try the ones Alex linked. Not really a good place to go for a walk except downtown and that’s far, plus not really a night date thing and I and most girls live at home with parents, at least in the summer. Most these girls hella far too so idk how I feel about a 10+ mile drive to go for a mid day walk with a girl

so unmotivated, also Caroline is still 300 miles away Jfl

 

[OOGABOOGA]

The screenshots were from here:

Get Laid on Tinder [Part 3] – Messaging Girls – Andy Wells

killyourinnerloser.com

He gives some other advices there (play the numbers game, dirty talk doesn't work most of the time, etc.)

Thanks m8, is the dude a chad?

 

[Deleted member 7580]

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I said no autists

and it’s been a month bro is that really that impressive?

Snacks me. Decent tho but I think imma try the ones Alex linked. Not really a good place to go for a walk except downtown and that’s far, plus not really a night date thing and I and most girls live at home with parents, at least in the summer. Most these girls hella far too so idk how I feel about a 10+ mile drive to go for a mid day walk with a girl

so unmotivated, also Caroline is still 300 miles away Jfl

nigga i loved driving to my fwb couple of summers ago who lived 30 mins away in another town... but i like driving and listening music

just fuck in your car

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

When I did my arvid tinder experiment I just sent “what's cookin” to almost every girl and like half of them responded jfl. Ive also noticed that if you use a line that is sort of passive aggressive they are also more likely to respond. I think its because if you say “hey” or something super normal like that they might be more likely to scroll by you like a thousand other guys, but even if you say something that comes off as really rude, they will think “UGH i cannot believe he said that to me” and theyll respond just because theyre emotionally worked up. But i am not the authority on this kind of shit I would listen to people like cupofcoffee who has success

 

[AlexAP]

Thanks m8, is the dude a chad?

He's good-looking, but always wears caps because he's bald

 

[AlexAP]

i personally ask to go for a walk by the lake/river (and see myself getting mogged by asians bcz their girls are hotter )

 

[OOGABOOGA]

n

nigga i loved driving to my fwb couple of summers ago who lived 30 mins away in another town... but i like driving and listening music

just fuck in your car

Yea facts the Jew was 15 miles away, I’d go a lot of nights at like 8-9 after doordashing and not leave til like 2 am or the next day. Good times

not as fun tho when you know the girl lives with her parents and the odds of pulling are slim. Plus my truck is kinda busted and the back seat is small so not great for sex but better than nothing for sure.

Seems like a lot of energy I don’t have ngl

 

[OOGABOOGA]

He's good-looking, but always wears caps because he's bald
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Blackpilled again just ldar. Brutal nt pic and forward growth pill. Too things I severely lack. At least I have hair but he still probably mogs. Cool if I pm pics? Also other niggas in this thread who have seen me how bad is the mog?

 

[Deleted member 7580]

Yea facts the Jew was 15 miles away, I’d go a lot of nights at like 8-9 after doordashing and not leave til like 2 am or the next day. Good times

not as fun tho when you know the girl lives with her parents and the odds of pulling are slim. Plus my truck is kinda busted and the back seat is small so not great for sex but better than nothing for sure.

Seems like a lot of energy I don’t have ngl

Just go fuck in bushes , public washroom or something

 

[tyronelite]

There's an Australian guy who has banged 150+ girls off Tinder, here's how he does it:
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After he got her number:
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If she asks if you only want a hookup:
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Finally:
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[tyronelite]

I just deleted Tinder bro

 

[OOGABOOGA]

I just deleted Tinder bro

¿Porque? Also do you like my bio?

Just go fuck in bushes , public washroom or something

Jfl. Anyway a new chick just messaged first. Chubby but cute

 

[Deleted member 7580]

¿Porque? Also do you like my bio?

Jfl. Anyway a new chick just messaged first. Chubby but cute

 

[AlexAP]

Blackpilled again just ldar. Brutal nt pic and forward growth pill. Too things I severely lack. At least I have hair but he still probably mogs. Cool if I pm pics? Also other niggas in this thread who have seen me how bad is the mog?

Yes you can pm me pics.

 

[john2]

After one month I have 138 matches on tinder that I haven’t messaged or received a message from. Most of this time I’ve been recovering from surgery so didn’t bother talking to girls, but since getting messages first by a few cuties, I want to try and get some coochie.

Im a lame ass boring loser ass nigga but I look decent. Looks are my only asset. No nt pics, no social media. No job, live with my parents in the suburbs, very little social life, no active social circle.

I want your help with messaging these girls. Looking for something I can spam to all of them. Then I’ll report back on the numbers and of course if I slay I’ll report it here.

Who here isn’t a complete autist and has some decent copy/paste openers?

@Biggdink @looksmaxxer234 @CupOfCoffee @volcelfatcel @Gargantuan @Syobevoli @moonblunt @stewiegriffin @tyronelite @Amnesia you got as much experience as anyone how do you open?

Same problem here, I reactivated Tinder and yesterday, I got super liked by a verified becky. Not sure what to say ngl.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Same problem here, I reactivated Tinder and yesterday, I got super liked by a verified becky. Not sure what to say ngl.

If it’s super like you should jump on it. Girls live in the moment. Scroll up to the shit @AlexAP posted.

 

[tyronelite]

¿Porque? Also do you like my bio?

focusing on going out more. Plus I’ve been shadow banned lol

 

[OOGABOOGA]

focusing on going out more. Plus I’ve been shadow banned lol

Gotcha, any new lays lately?

 

[tyronelite]

Gotcha, any new lays lately?

Nah soon tho been wage slavin

 

[Amnesia]

whatever a trendy reality show is going on/ top netflix show just say "hey lets watch a few episodes of ______, I'm on a binge atm"


ive gotten so many good results with this its insane

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Asian but still cute

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

What u say doesnt fukn matter bro. It's all about face

 

[OOGABOOGA]

What u say doesnt fukn matter bro. It's all about face

Looks don’t matter you incel. Also nice yellow