HOLY FUCK I SAW JORDAN BARRET AT WOOLWORTHS

[Deleted member 10615]

GUYS IM BEING FUCKING DEADLY SERIOUS
i just went to woolworths witch is like a australian supermarket and when i was there i saw fucking barret im being dead serious, i don't know why but he for some reason is in this medium sized suburb that isn't even near byron bay or wherever the fuck he lives in australia

he had the exact same eye area
same eye brows
same hair colour but his hair was in dreadlocks [witch he has rocked before mind you]
he was about 6ft1
hair was similar length
skintone was the exact same
same nose im 99.9% sure it was barret

i followed him around the store for five minutes i wish i fucking had my phone with me but i don't bring my phone out places and this was just a 2 minuite walk to the shop to get something to eat

 

[herring]

he is actually 6'1? was he bloated?

 

[Deleted member 10615]

he was wearing a mask saw i couldn't see lower third

 

[RODEBLUR]

GUYS IM BEING FUCKING DEADLY SERIOUS
i just went to woolworths witch is like a australian supermarket and when i was there i saw fucking barret im being dead serious, i don't know why but he for some reason is in this medium sized suburb that isn't even near byron bay or wherever the fuck he lives in australia

he had the exact same eye area
same eye brows
same hair colour but his hair was in dreadlocks [witch he has rocked before mind you]
he was about 6ft1
hair was similar length
skintone was the exact same
same nose im 99.9% sure it was barret

i followed him around the store for five minutes i wish i fucking had my phone with me but i don't bring my phone out places and this was just a 2 minuite walk to the shop to get something to eat

 

[Deleted member 10615]

he is actually 6'1? was he bloated?

no i could see his zygos slightly he was wearing his mask just below his nose he looked lean

 

[RODEBLUR]

he was wearing a mask saw i couldn't see lower third

same nose im 99.9% sure it was barret

we got him

 

[Deleted member 10615]

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yes exactly like that but the dreads were shorter im fucking dead serious holy fucking shit i should of asked him or brought my phone FUCK

 

[Deleted member 10913]

no i could see his zygos slightly he was wearing his mask just below his nose he looked lean

what did he say? does he browse this forum pff

 

[Deleted member 10615]

we got him

he was wearing his mask below his nose just over his philtrum mask restrictions are almost lifted in australia

 

[sloopnoob]

brutal barrett doxx over for him

 

[RODEBLUR]

yes exactly like that but the dreads were shorter im fucking dead serious holy fucking shit i should of asked him or brought my phone FUCK

i saw once a guy who looked EXACTLY like dylan sprouse cole sprouse whatever. height matched too hairline everything

but there was 0 reason for him to be there, an obscure town in the fucking netherlands in a low-end supermarket safe to assume it wasn't him

i have heard before every person has about 7 people who look just like them

i guess this kinda shit happens

 

[Deleted member 10615]

what did he say? does he browse this forum pff

i didn't speak to him but he said thankyou to some guy who moved his troley out of the way for him and i heard him on the phone while i was leaving EXACT SAME VOICE

 

[Deleted member 10615]

i saw once a guy who looked EXACTLY like dylan sprouse cole sprouse whatever. height matched too hairline everything

but there was 0 reason for him to be there, an obscure town in the fucking netherlands in a low-end supermarket safe to assume it wasn't him

i have heard before every person has about 7 people who look just like them

i guess this kinda shit happens

true but this guy was like a clone if he wasn't barret he could for sure be his lookalike

 

[Deleted member 10913]

i didn't speak to him but he said thankyou to some guy who moved his troley out of the way for him and i heard him on the phone while i was leaving EXACT SAME VOICE

respectful guy, he was disgusted by two dudes tho.

 

[RODEBLUR]

true but this guy was like a clone if he wasn't barret he could for sure be his lookalike

he's jake samuel

 

[herring]

respectful guy, he was disgusted by two dudes tho.

cmon those dudes were subhuman manlets how can you not be disgusted

 

[JustAFewMM]

Didnt know models were humans

 

[Deleted member 10536]

GUYS IM BEING FUCKING DEADLY SERIOUS
i just went to woolworths witch is like a australian supermarket and when i was there i saw fucking barret im being dead serious, i don't know why but he for some reason is in this medium sized suburb that isn't even near byron bay or wherever the fuck he lives in australia

he had the exact same eye area
same eye brows
same hair colour but his hair was in dreadlocks [witch he has rocked before mind you]
he was about 6ft1
hair was similar length
skintone was the exact same
same nose im 99.9% sure it was barret

i followed him around the store for five minutes i wish i fucking had my phone with me but i don't bring my phone out places and this was just a 2 minuite walk to the shop to get something to eat

Wow. You saw a human. Do you never leave your basement?

 

[Deleted member 10615]

brutal barrett doxx over for him

nah there is no way he lives were i live
i live in some middle class suburb with a populaion under 20000 and its not even a suburb where he grw up or same state

 

[Deleted member 10615]

Wow. You saw a human. Do you never leave your basement?

shut up faggot it was barret not just some random guy you see everyday

 

[Deleted member 10615]

respectful guy, he was disgusted by two dudes tho.

he mogged everything in the store and in my suburb to oblivion but some jb i passed stared at me and didn't stare at him but that could of been because i wasn't wearing a mask and i was in school uniform

 

[Deleted member 10536]

shut up faggot it was barret not just some random guy you see everyday

Is barret not a human?

 

[RODEBLUR]

Is barret not a human?

no he's a psl god there's a difference

 

[RODEBLUR]

this shit is cope

20 hours ago his hair was straight and in a ponytail

 

[Deleted member 10913]

he mogged everything in the store and in my suburb to oblivion but some jb i passed stared at me and didn't stare at him but that could of been because i wasn't wearing a mask and i was in school uniform

man thats brutal imagine having barret 25 meters near your vicinity. must be like some small scale atom bomb destroying every man that is near it

 

[Looks234]

Did you jerk off

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

YOU KNOW WHAT COULDVE CLEARED UP YOUR DOUBTS?

IF YOU JUST FUCKING ASKED HIM

 

[Deleted member 10615]

this shit is cope

20 hours ago his hair was straight and in a ponytail

people can dread there hair and why would i cope with seeing barret it does not benifit me in any way whatsoever

 

[Deleted member 3043]

Wow. You saw a human. Do you never leave your basement?

tbh thread looks like a foid groopy tier stuff

 

[Deleted member 10536]

YOU KNOW WHAT COULDVE CLEARED UP YOUR DOUBTS?

IF YOU JUST FUCKING ASKED HIM

And drop spaghetti?

 

[Deleted member 3043]

Is barret not a human?

gay alien, that's worse

 

[Deleted member 10615]

YOU KNOW WHAT COULDVE CLEARED UP YOUR DOUBTS?

IF YOU JUST FUCKING ASKED HIM

i know but who the fuck approches some guy asking if his a model jfl but yes your right i probably should of

 

[Deleted member 10536]

gay alien, that's worse

Got me.........

 

[RODEBLUR]

people can dread there hair and why would i cope with seeing barret it does not benifit me in any way whatsoever

when did this happen? don't think it can in this timeframe

also idk, but people say cope all the time even when it has no benefits

people think i'm lying about being 5'9'' but what's the point it's a completely unimpressive height, nothing more than haters trying to hate me except there isn't anything to hate about

 

[Deleted member 10615]

Did you jerk off

i ambushed him in the parking lot drugged him then tore all his bones out of his body to learn about his zygos

 

[Deleted member 10615]

when did this happen? don't think it can in this timeframe

also idk, but people say cope all the time even when it has no benefits

people think i'm lying about being 5'9'' but what's the point it's a completely unimpressive height, nothing more than haters trying to hate me except there isn't anything to hate about

it happed around 25 minutes ago i was so sure it was him i headed straight home after instead of eating at the shops so i wouldn't forget any details

 

[RODEBLUR]

it happed around 25 minutes ago i was so sure it was him i headed straight home after instead of eating at the shops so i wouldn't forget any details

so you're telling me he put his hair in dreadlocks in under 20 hours?

 

[Deleted member 10524]

No pic no care

 

[Deleted member 10615]

man thats brutal imagine having barret 25 meters near your vicinity. must be like some small scale atom bomb destroying every man that is near it

nah i wasn't really angry because lets face if barret mogs you your not really going to be mad and his smv and irl appeal isn't even close to his psl

 

[Deleted member 10615]

so you're telling me he put his hair in dreadlocks in under 20 hours?

it can take 3-4 hours for some methods and 7 hours for other and up to nearly 10 for others
there is no telling how he got his dreads done

 

[datboijj]

so you're telling me he put his hair in dreadlocks in under 20 hours?

 

[Deleted member 10615]

he is actually 6'1? was he bloated?

and yes he was a solid 6ft1 i would say no more then 6ft1 but no less either
i would say right on the money 6ft1 but he was wearing thongs aka flipflops for you americans so that would of added around half an inch to an inch

 

[Wallenberg]

his smv and irl appeal isn't even close to his psl

That's easy to believe.

 

[Deleted member 10913]

nah i wasn't really angry because lets face if barret mogs you your not really going to be mad and his smv and irl appeal isn't even close to his psl

probably, but if its on the sight of your wife your gonna hate your life.
trust me.

 

[Deleted member 2527]

He posted an Instagram story recently where he didn’t have dreadlocks

 

[Deleted member 6475]

i took this pic of eriksen on 3rd july 2020

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

and yes he was a solid 6ft1 i would say no more then 6ft1 but no less either
i would say right on the money 6ft1 but he was wearing thongs aka flipflops for you americans so that would of added around half an inch to an inch

Massive cope. He is 5'11 max...

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Larp. Australia's in complete lockdown. You can only have 1 member of the household go out once per day and for a valid reason otherwise you get fined and you mean to tell me you went for a nip around Woolworths? A wool shop?

 

[Deleted member 10615]

probably, but if its on the sight of your wife your gonna hate your life.
trust me.

the funny thing is when i was walking beside him no one looked at him i even passed some jb and she looked at me and ignored him BUT he was wearing a mask and he was on his phone looking down while i didn't have a mask on and was looking straight ahead plus i was wearing school uniform but if he was looking up and didn't have his mask i would be rendered invisible also some random asian mum was infactuated with him and was following him nearly the whole time so she probs caught a good glimpse of him

 

[Deleted member 10615]

Larp. Australia's in complete lockdown. You can only have 1 member of the household go out once per day and for a valid reason otherwise you get fined and you mean to tell me you went for a nip around Woolworths? A wool shop?

you fucking spastic don't tell me about my country school is back today and there is NO masks you are also allowed to take your masks of anywhere but supermakets and shops

i live here you do not don't try tell me about where i live
if covid was running rampert here why is school back and you don't need to wear masks?