How can i bang my whore of a neighbour?

[Deleted member 13626]

Tl dr at the end

Jfl I'm dead srs, they're kinda in a open relationship? Or they're both cheating but don't divorce since they have a kid. Husband is away since he works and cheats on her, either way they cheated on each other many times in the past, idk if they still do it

Her kid (15) moved out in another town. She's a milf with great tits and a bigggggg ROUND ass

I know for a fact she is a cheater as well, another neighbour told me: "only those who didn't want to fuck her, didn't fuck her". It may be exaggerated but whatever

From what i heard she cheated with guys her age (40) and majority of guys here at 40 have a beer belly, tiny dick and they're ugly. (source: my neighbour told me who went into her apartment before hearing her fucking)

So i know i have higher chances with her since I'm taller, more gl, more atheltic, bigger dick etc. Only problem is the age gap, i do have sex appeal, but majority of women won't cheat with a 18 yod since they remind them of their kid, and would rather cheat with a 20+ guy but she didn't have access to those

In b4 pedos and fags here shitposting. She doesn't look 40, has big tits, big and round ass, round in a way its wider than her waist, and why wouldn't you take the chance? Only pedos who want "prime" 8 yods say she's muh old roasted beef of a woman

Tl : dr: i know my neighbor got cheated on and cheated herself with guys that are older and i mog in every way, but It's too fucking risky, imagine she denies and we're gonna see each other again, weird af since we stay close to each other and idk how to proceed since the age gap makes it weird

 

[Deleted member 13626]

BUMP

 

[Pakicel]

Don't dude. It is not right.

 

[Deleted member 22190]

Don't dude. It is not right.

Moral fag

 

[Pakicel]

Moral fag

So we should not try to be decent people?

 

[Deleted member 22190]

So we should not try to be decent people?

no lol

 

[Deprived]

So we should not try to be decent people?

she'll cheat regardless nigga what's it to you?

 

[ray]

do it

 

[Deleted member 13626]

do it

How bruh

she'll cheat regardless nigga what's it to you?

Ikr, got any advice tho?

Don't dude. It is not right.

She's a cheater anyway, might as well profit off of her just like girls profit from us guys, no?

 

[RetardSubhuman]

She wants BBC only

 

[Deleted member 13626]

She wants Baby Black Carrot only

No blacks in my country you dumb race baiter, ignored

 

[RetardSubhuman]

No blacks in my country you dumb race baiter, ignored

From what i heard she cheated with guys her age (40) and majority of guys here at 40 have a beer belly, tiny dick and they're ugly. (source: my neighbour told me who went into her apartment before hearing her fucking)

Over for cumskins

 

[mightyravendark]

Say "do you ever get lonely?" then stare deeply into her eyes without flinching until she looks away.

 

[Deleted member 13626]

Say "do you ever get lonely?" then stare deeply into her eyes without flinching until she looks away.

I rarely come across her that's the thing i don't know what to do about it. She gets along with my parents and i just say hello to each other when we come across one another . But i can't just go to her place randomly

 

[mightyravendark]

I rarely come across her that's the thing i don't know what to do about it. She gets along with my parents and i just say hello to each other when we come across one another . But i can't just go to her place randomly

Learn her schedule then find some instance where it makes sense for you to be around her.

 

[Deleted member 13626]

Learn her schedule then find some instance where it makes sense for you to be around her.

It's random most of the time, and usually she just goes inside her house and rarely leaves, brutal low chances

 

[Oberyn]

no, if she is truly a whore age gap is better but idk how can you proceed jfl.

 

[chadtindermoney]

Just run into her and talk to her and throw some vibes her way. If she gives ioi then go for it

Tl dr at the end

Jfl I'm dead srs, they're kinda in a open relationship? Or they're both cheating but don't divorce since they have a kid. Husband is away since he works and cheats on her, either way they cheated on each other many times in the past, idk if they still do it

Her kid (15) moved out in another town. She's a milf with great tits and a bigggggg ROUND ass

I know for a fact she is a cheater as well, another neighbour told me: "only those who didn't want to fuck her, didn't fuck her". It may be exaggerated but whatever

From what i heard she cheated with guys her age (40) and majority of guys here at 40 have a beer belly, tiny dick and they're ugly. (source: my neighbour told me who went into her apartment before hearing her fucking)

So i know i have higher chances with her since I'm taller, more gl, more atheltic, bigger dick etc. Only problem is the age gap, i do have sex appeal, but majority of women won't cheat with a 18 yod since they remind them of their kid, and would rather cheat with a 20+ guy but she didn't have access to those

In b4 pedos and fags here shitposting. She doesn't look 40, has big tits, big and round ass, round in a way its wider than her waist, and why wouldn't you take the chance? Only pedos who want "prime" 8 yods say she's muh old roasted beef of a woman

Tl : dr: i know my neighbor got cheated on and cheated herself with guys that are older and i mog in every way, but It's too fucking risky, imagine she denies and we're gonna see each other again, weird af since we stay close to each other and idk how to proceed since the age gap makes it weird

 

[Corleone]

Tl dr at the end

Jfl I'm dead srs, they're kinda in a open relationship? Or they're both cheating but don't divorce since they have a kid. Husband is away since he works and cheats on her, either way they cheated on each other many times in the past, idk if they still do it

Her kid (15) moved out in another town. She's a milf with great tits and a bigggggg ROUND ass

I know for a fact she is a cheater as well, another neighbour told me: "only those who didn't want to fuck her, didn't fuck her". It may be exaggerated but whatever

From what i heard she cheated with guys her age (40) and majority of guys here at 40 have a beer belly, tiny dick and they're ugly. (source: my neighbour told me who went into her apartment before hearing her fucking)

So i know i have higher chances with her since I'm taller, more gl, more atheltic, bigger dick etc. Only problem is the age gap, i do have sex appeal, but majority of women won't cheat with a 18 yod since they remind them of their kid, and would rather cheat with a 20+ guy but she didn't have access to those

In b4 pedos and fags here shitposting. She doesn't look 40, has big tits, big and round ass, round in a way its wider than her waist, and why wouldn't you take the chance? Only pedos who want "prime" 8 yods say she's muh old roasted beef of a woman

Tl : dr: i know my neighbor got cheated on and cheated herself with guys that are older and i mog in every way, but It's too fucking risky, imagine she denies and we're gonna see each other again, weird af since we stay close to each other and idk how to proceed since the age gap makes it weird

are there any local festivities, where the locals get drunk and chat with each other, around you that you think she'd attend?

Alternatively chat her up while she's out in the garden, unloading groceries, ask how she's doing and if you could help her. Say that you seen her doing x/y, and then sneak in a few jokes before moving on.

If she's having fun talking to you, seeing that you are interested in her and not shy about it, you just repeat the chatting up until she invites you in.

 

[Deleted member 13626]

are there any local festivities, where the locals get drunk and chat with each other, around you that you think she'd attend?

Unfortunately no

Alternatively chat her up while she's out in the garden, unloading groceries, ask how she's doing and if you could help her. Say that you seen her doing x/y, and then sneak in a few jokes before moving on.

We both live in apartments so i can't do these

If she's having fun talking to you, seeing that you are interested in her and not shy about it, you just repeat the chatting up until she invites you in.

I just need somehow to approach her and i can spot when she's interested


Do you think if i fuck loud and she hears it will get her attention? Jfl

 

[Corleone]

Do you think if i fuck loud and she hears it will get her attention? Jfl

unironically yes. but you got to be NT and low-inhib maxed if you want to attract a hot milf. any sign of aspieness and she won't do it.

 

[Deleted member 13626]

unironically yes. but you got to be NT and low-inhib maxed if you want to attract a hot milf. any sign of aspieness and she won't do it.

Sometimes I'm either aspie af and sometimes I'm so low inhib people think I'm mentally ill or something. I will try tho. I heard milfs like confidence and being direct. But some want guys as legally young as possible while others want 20+ yod guys

Well ever since i got attracted to her i started having sex in the room closest to her bedroom. But idk if she heard me or what. Even if she hears me, how do i go about it if she doesn't interact with me and just ignores the sounds? So far i didn't even hear or see her complain about the sounds. But then again idk if she heard it. I don't scream or moan out loud or anything it was just loud clapping jfl. Sometimes slow and hard sometimes fast but i think she understood what was goinf on.

I'm home alone most of the time since my parents moved on into the rural area. I think she knows this, if not then she may think it's my parents lmao

 

[Corleone]

I heard milfs like confidence and being direct. But some want guys as legally young as possible while others want 20+ yod guys

be attractive and confident, doesn't matter if you're 19 or 23 tbh.

I don't scream or moan out loud or anything it was just loud clapping jfl.

take the moaning pill. loud deep moans and of pleasure and grunting during sex penetrates the walls really well

how do i go about it if she doesn't interact with me and just ignores the sounds?

she won't approach you herself, you got to make up a reason to talk to her and then keep on talking to her to build up trust before she whores around with you. Maybe tell her that a package says it was delivered to a neighbor, but you don't know which one. Then say you seen her around a lot because beautiful woman stand out and for how long she's been living here, how she likes the area, if she can recommend you any places to go to etc.

 

[Deleted member 13626]

be attractive and confident, doesn't matter if you're 19 or 23 tbh.

Just need to not be aspie, it's gonna be hard but i will try

take the moaning pill. loud deep moans and of pleasure and grunting during sex penetrates the walls really well

Will do that but jfl other neighbours will hear me, maybe i will attract another milf from above me, never saw her husband, she mostly is divorced jfl but we don't speak and neither my parents to her

she won't approach you herself, you got to make up a reason to talk to her and then keep on talking to her to build up trust before she whores around with you. Maybe tell her that a package says it was delivered to a neighbor, but you don't know which one. Then say you seen her around a lot and for how long she's been living here, how she likes the area, if she can recommend you any places to go to etc.

This is the hard part bcs there are no opportunities/openings. And if i fake a situation she will notice since i barely talked to her my whole life, only my mother did.

Sometimes i wanna send a dick pick to her or straight up ask her if she wants to fuck but then she will screenshot it and show it to my mom lmao

 

[Corleone]

And if i fake a situation she will notice since i barely talked to her my whole life, only my mother did.

Of course she will know that it is a fake situation, but if you sneak in a "beautiful women stand out around here" she will know that you only "faked" the situation to get her attention and show her that you're interest. if she liked it and gets intrigued she will make it easier for you to talk to her next time and then one thing will lead to another. Do you have her number? if so you can text her after you chatted her up first that you really enjoyed the conversation, you still think about her and that you want to talk to her again soon.

Fucking milfs is a marathon, but a really rewarding one at that. I bagged 3 milfs when I was between 20-22

 

[Deleted member 13626]

Of course she will know that it is a fake situation, but if you sneak in a "beautiful women stand out around here" she will know that you only "faked" the situation to get her attention and show her that you're interest. if she liked it and gets intrigued she will make it easier for you to talk to her next time and then one thing will lead to another.

Fucking milfs is a marathon, but a really rewarding one at that. I bagged 3 milfs when I was between 20-22

I will try something more natural. If she ever says anything about the noise i will just ask her straight up if she's jealous, doesn't matter if it's a yes or no, I'm gonna tell her if she ever feels lonely i can keep her company and that will either be my way in or a brutal rejection

Thing is idk if she's into her whoring phase anymore. My neighbour didn't specify if she whored around when younger or recently

What do you think about eyefucking a milf for her to notice on purpose? I'm htn on the maesthetic side (so I'm not a prettyboy with no sex appeal) and I'm 1.82cm tall/6 feet which is considered tall here. So I'm not some truecel or anything like that.

All these things while i barely come across her, brutal..

 

[Corleone]

>I will try something more natural.

>If she ever says anything about the noise i will just ask her straight up if she's jealous. I'm gonna tell her if she ever feels lonely i can keep her company

sad, you're a sperg after all. you can't do shit like that if you're serious about bagging her.

 

[Deleted member 13626]

sad, you're a sperg after all. you can't do shit like that if you're serious about bagging her.

I am serious, but i feel that approach is risky but natural you know? High risk high reward. This shit is harder than math, limited interaction time etc

 

[Corleone]

I am serious, but i feel that approach is risky but natural you know? High risk high reward. This shit is harder than math, limited interaction time etc

just fake a situation.

 

[Magical Apple]

Tl dr at the end

Jfl I'm dead srs, they're kinda in a open relationship? Or they're both cheating but don't divorce since they have a kid. Husband is away since he works and cheats on her, either way they cheated on each other many times in the past, idk if they still do it

Her kid (15) moved out in another town. She's a milf with great tits and a bigggggg ROUND ass

I know for a fact she is a cheater as well, another neighbour told me: "only those who didn't want to fuck her, didn't fuck her". It may be exaggerated but whatever

From what i heard she cheated with guys her age (40) and majority of guys here at 40 have a beer belly, tiny dick and they're ugly. (source: my neighbour told me who went into her apartment before hearing her fucking)

So i know i have higher chances with her since I'm taller, more gl, more atheltic, bigger dick etc. Only problem is the age gap, i do have sex appeal, but majority of women won't cheat with a 18 yod since they remind them of their kid, and would rather cheat with a 20+ guy but she didn't have access to those

In b4 pedos and fags here shitposting. She doesn't look 40, has big tits, big and round ass, round in a way its wider than her waist, and why wouldn't you take the chance? Only pedos who want "prime" 8 yods say she's muh old roasted beef of a woman

Tl : dr: i know my neighbor got cheated on and cheated herself with guys that are older and i mog in every way, but It's too fucking risky, imagine she denies and we're gonna see each other again, weird af since we stay close to each other and idk how to proceed since the age gap makes it weird

talk to her and stop being a creep

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Tl dr at the end

Jfl I'm dead srs, they're kinda in a open relationship? Or they're both cheating but don't divorce since they have a kid. Husband is away since he works and cheats on her, either way they cheated on each other many times in the past, idk if they still do it

Her kid (15) moved out in another town. She's a milf with great tits and a bigggggg ROUND ass

I know for a fact she is a cheater as well, another neighbour told me: "only those who didn't want to fuck her, didn't fuck her". It may be exaggerated but whatever

From what i heard she cheated with guys her age (40) and majority of guys here at 40 have a beer belly, tiny dick and they're ugly. (source: my neighbour told me who went into her apartment before hearing her fucking)

So i know i have higher chances with her since I'm taller, more gl, more atheltic, bigger dick etc. Only problem is the age gap, i do have sex appeal, but majority of women won't cheat with a 18 yod since they remind them of their kid, and would rather cheat with a 20+ guy but she didn't have access to those

In b4 pedos and fags here shitposting. She doesn't look 40, has big tits, big and round ass, round in a way its wider than her waist, and why wouldn't you take the chance? Only pedos who want "prime" 8 yods say she's muh old roasted beef of a woman

Tl : dr: i know my neighbor got cheated on and cheated herself with guys that are older and i mog in every way, but It's too fucking risky, imagine she denies and we're gonna see each other again, weird af since we stay close to each other and idk how to proceed since the age gap makes it weird

Bro ur 6 foot that’s manlet in 2022

 

[Deleted member 13626]

Bro ur 6 foot that’s manlet in 2022

You're either trolling or you seriously need to touch grass. Average in my country is like 5'8. I heightmog majority of people so idc what a lonely isolated "blackpilled" autist thinks

Average in Netherlands is 6 feet so i would be average there jfl at your rotten brain and how it works. Average zoomer isn't 6'2 you delusional

 

[Verse]

In b4 pedos and fags here shitposting. She doesn't look 40, has big tits, big and round ass, round in a way its wider than her waist, and why wouldn't you take the chance? Only pedos who want "prime" 8 yods say she's muh old roasted beef of a woman

old roasted beef of a woman don't do it age cuck