how come real life isn’t like a slasher movie?

[Vermilioncore]

if someone kills, it’s a one time thing, they don’t put on a costume and slash the whole Friday night party up why not?

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Because they arent 6'9 like jason or Michael myers imagine a manlet trying to kill a group of 6'2 chads hed get sent back to smurf village in a heartbeat bucko!

 

[Deleted member 24278]

Halloween type shit innit bozo

 

[Vermilioncore]

Because they arent 6'9 like jason or Michael myers imagine a manlet trying to kill a group of 6'2 chads hed get sent back to smurf village in a heartbeat bucko!

Chucky type shut innit gremlin

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Chucky type shut innit gremlin

ShutYo Krampus aaah up uglyboi

 

[Deleted member 24278]

ShutYo Krampus aaah up uglyboi

 

[Dr. Bludy]

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