How do you cover up a shitty CV? Oldcels gtfih

[audimax]

With 30 years old I will finally have a good Bachelors degree.

What I did in my life: Rotting (time peroids of doing nothing), several low level Jobs without job references, and two times I tried to start an education but quit. Now I finally can work soon and earn some money above subsistence level. But I also had fun times, had my share of netflix-and-chilling with girls, partied a little bit, did some obscure shit in different countries.

However, before entering the career market, how the fuck do I sell my shitty CV. What should I even write in it? Everything that I put in my CV (besides my degree) just makes me look even shittier lmao. Best case I just put in there that I was LDARing for 8 years straight maybe with some excuse? Maybe thats better than admitting to job jumping and several failed college attempts?

 

[JovenCansao]

Just say that you were "trying to discover your sexual and spiritual self"
It seems to work for women

 

[audimax]

Just say that you were "trying to discover your sexual and spiritual self"
It seems to work for women

Over

 

[audimax]

Im in this forum since they made it in 2018 and before that on sluthate and Lookism, that explains everything

 

[mogger123]

Put down the low level jobs you did and if they ask about gaps talk about the cool things you did while travelling to make it seem like that filled most of the time

 

[audimax]

Put down the low level jobs you did and if they ask about gaps talk about the cool things you did while travelling to make it seem like that filled most of the time

I thought maybe join some sport and start competition so I can look cool at least since I'm somewhat athletic. Maybe put 'personal trainer' in there too lmao. Aquire some basic CS skills maybe? You can put these in a CV too

 

[mogger123]

I thought maybe join some sport and start competition so I can look cool at least since I'm somewhat athletic. Maybe put 'personal trainer' in there too lmao. Aquire some basic CS skills maybe? You can put these in a CV too

I wouldn't do the personal trainer thing it will make.you sound like you're full of shit. Idk where you're from but it feels like CVs are losing relevancy for entry level roles anyway. I doubt anyone reads that shit they just want you to do the gay little tests for their particular recruitment process

 

[audimax]

I wouldn't do the personal trainer thing it will make.you sound like you're full of shit. Idk where you're from but it feels like CVs are losing relevancy for entry level roles anyway. I doubt anyone reads that shit they just want you to do the gay little tests for their particular recruitment process

Im from Germany. Everything is still oldschool and formal here unfortunately. I wish I could have a small business that runs and wouldnt need to go suck another mans dick for a living (aka wagecucking to your boss). It feels emasculating to put on a mask everyday, to pretend smiling and all that cucking bullshit when there are men iut there who just speak whats on their mind. Well unfortunately this is truth for the majority of people and I rotted long enough so here comes my time

 

[audimax]

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