How TF do I ask my parents to buy coloured contacts without sounding like a retard

[Zygos4Life]

I need to get coloured contacts to looksmax
I already have regular contact lenses that I use as a replacement for my glasses.
How do I go about convincing my parents to get them for me!?!?!

 

[Vidyacoper]

buy them yourself or theyll immediately think lesser of you

 

[Zygos4Life]

buy them yourself or theyll immediately think lesser of you

im only 17 bro
i don't have job
shall i work at McDonald's part time?

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

"daddy, can u buy me some colored contacts so I can cosplay and twerk on tiktok? pleaseee daddy, i promise to be such a good little boi for you dadddyyyy"

 

[Vidyacoper]

im only 17 bro
i don't have job
shall i work at McDonald's part time?

yes you should, or maybe try ewhoring or something if u only want money for the contacts alone

 

[Patrick Baitman]

im only 17 bro
i don't have job
shall i work at McDonald's part time?

Probably your only option

 

[Entschuldigung]

Just ask for colored contacts for your parents theory

Dad crying on the shower like: