BigJimsWornOutTires
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First, you need a female friend. Not girlfriend (if you have a gf, you shouldn't be thinking about fucking another vagina - you suck if you are). Have her bring one of her female friends over that's currently not engaged or romantically involved. Have a bottle of tequila ready. Sit back and drink but not too much. In moderation. For you that is. The ladies will knock the shots down. It's a female disorder with tequila.
Finally, once everyone's feeling good, time for the ice breaker, "I wanna fuck both of you right now." Make that statement. It works most of the time. Well, for me anyway. Also, it's best to have a big dick too. Js. Ngl. Though I had friends with smaller peckers and they had no problem with my plan. So it works for any size.
What not to do: Never pull your dick out unless requested to do so.
If you're not confident enough to say, "I wanna fuck both of you right now," there's an alternative. Initiate a conversation about "Does dick size really matter?" Let them feed on that for a little while. They'll either talk about past relationships and micropenises or explain how it values or doesn't. When that conversation begins cooling down, say something, like, "Well, thankfully, I'm very confident with my size." Or some shit like that. Trust me! One of them will dare you to whip it out.
But never volunteer to showcase it yourself. You need one of them to make that request. And when she does, she'll feel a natural obligation. Her friend might even beat her to the punch—a female territorial event.
Regardless, when she starts blowing you, the other will either join or leave. Though most likely, thanks to liquid courage, she'll join. THEY ALWAYS DO.
You're welcome.
Finally, once everyone's feeling good, time for the ice breaker, "I wanna fuck both of you right now." Make that statement. It works most of the time. Well, for me anyway. Also, it's best to have a big dick too. Js. Ngl. Though I had friends with smaller peckers and they had no problem with my plan. So it works for any size.
What not to do: Never pull your dick out unless requested to do so.
If you're not confident enough to say, "I wanna fuck both of you right now," there's an alternative. Initiate a conversation about "Does dick size really matter?" Let them feed on that for a little while. They'll either talk about past relationships and micropenises or explain how it values or doesn't. When that conversation begins cooling down, say something, like, "Well, thankfully, I'm very confident with my size." Or some shit like that. Trust me! One of them will dare you to whip it out.
But never volunteer to showcase it yourself. You need one of them to make that request. And when she does, she'll feel a natural obligation. Her friend might even beat her to the punch—a female territorial event.
Regardless, when she starts blowing you, the other will either join or leave. Though most likely, thanks to liquid courage, she'll join. THEY ALWAYS DO.
You're welcome.