How to Get Laid in Bars/Clubs?

[bananacoffee]

If you are at a bar/night club during a busy weekend with plenty of male/female patrons,
what is the best way to bring a girl into your bed at the end of the night?

 

[thenewhebbe]

With roofies

 

[SubSigma]

Be chad

 

[chickencalves]

Nigga just grind on some booty cheeks all night. Make sure you're rock hard too so they feel it but not tenting out (compression shorts).
Shit will take care of itself if you're not retarded. Remember, they're all whores, there for the same purpose you are. Skip that "may I buy you a drink milady" bullshit

 

[bananacoffee]

Nigga just grind on some booty cheeks all night. Make sure you're rock hard too so they feel it but not tenting out (compression shorts).
Shit will take care of itself if you're not retarded. Remember, they're all whores, there for the same purpose you are. Skip that "may I buy you a drink milady" bullshit

But i'll either get punched in the face or kicked out of the club for harassment

 

[darkness97]

before anything lower your standards to a makeout, dance, or a number. don't try to jump ahead to getting laid on the literal first night. that is going to be impossible for you unless you already know the girl. girls don't like giving it up on the first date and you're going to try and get laid at first sight?

1. understand that every guy there has the same intention. literally. it is one of the most competitive spaces to get women there is IRL.

2. you have a legit 2% chance of bringing a girl home that is into you. that may be difficult to fathom. your chances are so unbelievably slim that you might as well just try to have a good time rather than looking like thirsty dog. don't stare, or follow women around.

there is nothing more fucking annoying than people constantly changing places at the club. walking by stepping on your shoes or whatever.

a woman can like you but you can still fail because of many things that are beyond your control. sometimes it can be your personality, it can be her friends, it can be the shit she is dealing with in her life there are so many reasons. women generally don't like looking like whores especially in front of their friends. "fucking" is something that men don't understand like women do. the emotions and the drama it brings in the aftermath of things makes life a lot harder than it needs to be. there are some women in my life I WISH TURNED ME DOWN.

3. women will gravitate towards you if they are interested in you. there is no need to follow women around. just stay where you are and have your drink. women are always moving around anyway to avoid the guys that are trying to fuck them. they will stand near you or next you and wait for you to do something.

4. try not to talk to much, try to just LIGHTLY grab her hand subtly and spin her around and see how she responds. smile and say hello or something. if a girl likes you there is very little you can do to really fuck yourself. try to be more fun and outgoing rather than predatory. if she is down she will immediately start grinding on you. avoid serious conversations like "where do you go to school" and shit like that. it's like talking about work while your on vacation.

5. Be prepared for her to leave you after 5 minutes. just because you make out with her for 20 mins doesn't mean anything. she could literally get up and leave at any point her friends decide to.

6. try to smile and dance a lot. try not to look super serious if you have a natural RBF. try to look approachable because you as a man are more intimidating than you think

THESE ARE ALSO THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS. there is a uniform at the club. DONT SHOW UP OUT OF UNIFORM AND DON'T JUST TALK TO GIRLS. TALK TO THE MEN AS WELL> MAKE FRIENDS WITH THEM. if you go to club a alot you will realize its the same people every time. WOMEN FUCK WITHIN THEIR SOCIAL CIRCLES NOT RANDOS

follow all of these rules and you should maybe stumble into some pussy. if you're insanely lucky. Never i mean NEVER go into these things with the intenion of getting laid. go with the intention of dancing and making out with women. keep your expectations low. you will come off more aloof and will stand out from 99% of the guys that are there.

 

[darkness97]

there is a caveat. if you are really attractive women will approach you or do something to get your attention. from there its all about your personality and how you decide to deal with it. at social events like these there is usually always someone for someone.

i've approached girls that i thought were going to reject me but then they pounce on me, and i've approached girls i thought for sure were into me but not. it's pretty much a roll of the dice.

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

Not by posting on a forum that mostly aren't even old enough to go to one

 

[Shogun]

Be chad

 

[HarrierDuBois]

If you are at a bar/night club during a busy weekend with plenty of male/female patrons,
what is the best way to bring a girl into your bed at the end of the night?

There is one way to do it but there is a 50% risk of getting a finger in your ass. @SurgeryEnjoyer

 

[SurgeryEnjoyer]

There is one way to do it but there is a 50% risk of getting a finger in your ass. @SurgeryEnjoyer

Odds increase to 87% in danish underground techno festivals. @Grel Hellscream

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Odds increase to 87% in danish underground techno festivals. @Grel Hellscream

100% chance if there is a 50 year old guy in a latex suit there getting railed by a REDACTED.

 

[SurgeryEnjoyer]

100% chance if there is a 50 year old guy in a latex suit there getting railed by a REDACTED.

Bernie Sanders x Lebron collab goated fr.

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Bernie Sanders x Lebron collab goated fr.

Joe Biden X Kamala Harris.

 

[traveler]

PUA theory