HOW TO SMELL LIKE A Alpha PIG: The Ultimate Guide To Smelling like shit

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Alpha pig bear hogs smell like shit and get the smegma sucked from their cock tip

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Meabwhile bisexual sub male fem cucks worry about fragrance and showering instead of letting their alpha stink fumes dominate the nostrils of females

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Step one don’t shower too much only light showers with natural soaps made from dirt and shit

step 2 accumulate stink and smeg
 
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Legit knew this guy who smelled like absolute shit all the time and he still managed to have okayish girlfriend
 
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Step 3
 
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Legit knew this guy who smelled like absolute shit all the time and he still managed to have okayish girlfriend
Mogs a fagot scrubbing his balls with estrogen soap so women will have pitty sex with his boy clit
 
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Legit post.

Whenever I want to shower my girlfriend says “no you smell sexy” and says she wants to suck my stinky fat cock. She ate my asshole when it was stinky and sweaty too. My smelly cheesy cock doesn’t need to be washed. It needs to be fucked.
 
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I like the smell of my balls when it gets musty tbh, smells alpha
 
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Become alex jones big framed large skull bull
 
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Mogs a fagot scrubbing his balls with estrogen soap so women will have pitty sex with his boy clit
I like the smell of my balls when it gets musty tbh, smells alpha
Imagine spraying estrogen juice on your balls like @Pantherus

he probably gets turned on by the smell of a alpha pig freak that takes up space on a bus next to him
 
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Imagine spraying estrogen juice on your balls like @Pantherus

he probably gets turned on by the smell of a alpha pig freak that takes up space on a bus next to him
my balls smell nice, i like the must tbh
 
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my balls smell nice, i like the must tbh
It’s a natural pheromone it shows you put in work and are more concerned with action and movement

biologically women can’t resist it
 
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Me tbh

It wasnt long ago i went over 2 weeks without showering and the only form of hygiene i participated in was french showers consisting applying deoderant under my armpits and cleaning the dirt from my nails.
 
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Me tbh

It wasnt long ago i went over 2 weeks without showering and the only form of hygiene i participated in was french showers consisting applying deoderant under my armpits and cleaning the dirt from my nails.
I also havent cleaned my dick in a week currently, and im afraid to puback the foreskin
 
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Legit knew this guy who smelled like absolute shit all the time and he still managed to have okayish girlfriend
Same I know a guy that gave me his bandana-face mask one time and told me to wear it for a pic. His breath got inprinted on it and it smelled like literal shit + vinegar. Still gets decent girlfriends tho:lul:
 
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