How to tell wether you're attractive or subhuman

Niklaus Mikaelson

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Order yourself some PornHub merch and go to the club

If you're attractive/look like a sex-haver you can expect:
- free drinks
- Girls approaching
- guys (and occasionally girls) wanting pictures with you
- girls asking of you do adult videos
- girls know what your intentions are

If you're unattractive you can expect (if the doorman actually allows you to enter):
- people laughing at you
- girl repellent
- assumption that you're a base dwelling coomer
- probably called creep (idk)


You get the idea, good luck boyos

- Before you go "muh you can do that without having to buy PornHub merch", well, first of all, fuck you greycel. having PornHub merch drastically increases the attention created towards you, not only because the unorthodox clothing choice, but also the colours, drastically magnifying the results, where otherwise you might be Invisible if you're around "MTN" amongst the masses.
 
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Just wear pornhub merch theory
 
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Just wear pornhub merch theory
Actually a legit lifehack, have gotten more free drinks, numbers, ioi's and so forth while wearing PornHub sweater than any other apparel
 
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Order yourself some PornHub merch and go to the club

If you're attractive/look like a sex-haver you can expect:
- free drinks
- Girls approaching
- guys (and occasionally girls) wanting pictures with you
- girls asking of you do adult videos
- girls know what your intentions are

If you're unattractive you can expect (if the doorman actually allows you to enter):
- people laughing at you
- girl repellent
- assumption that you're a base dwelling coomer
- probably called creep (idk)


You get the idea, good luck boyos

- Before you go "muh you can do that without having to buy PornHub merch", well, first of all, fuck you greycel. having PornHub merch drastically increases the attention created towards you, not only because the unorthodox clothing choice, but also the colours, drastically magnifying the results, where otherwise you might be Invisible if you're around "MTN" amongst the masses.
mirin low inhib chad, fuck. Chad lives another world, if a normie did this he would be arrested and called 'cringe' and a 'porn loser' or summat jfl.
 
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Order yourself some PornHub merch and go to the club

If you're attractive/look like a sex-haver you can expect:
- free drinks
- Girls approaching
- guys (and occasionally girls) wanting pictures with you
- girls asking of you do adult videos
- girls know what your intentions are

If you're unattractive you can expect (if the doorman actually allows you to enter):
- people laughing at you
- girl repellent
- assumption that you're a base dwelling coomer
- probably called creep (idk)


You get the idea, good luck boyos

- Before you go "muh you can do that without having to buy PornHub merch", well, first of all, fuck you greycel. having PornHub merch drastically increases the attention created towards you, not only because the unorthodox clothing choice, but also the colours, drastically magnifying the results, where otherwise you might be Invisible if you're around "MTN" amongst the masses.
there must be a less expensive way
 
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knowing what pornhub is = instant inceldom
 
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Chad has NT advantage, I’ve tried talking to foids about how crackers are a created race that lived in the caves and she kept disagreeing even though she can’t picture an apple in her mind
 
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Nice to see that your 177cm height in Denmark doesn’t stop you. I imagine there’s a lot of tallfags in the clubs
 
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pornhub is nt now. You falling behind but proving your nickname.

i used to pay extra just to get into clubs. Thats how subhuman dweller I was.
lol it’s just elite scum trying to normalize porn to the masses
Notice an uptick in porn stars popularity recently on podcasts and the like?
 
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Actually a legit lifehack, have gotten more free drinks, numbers, ioi's and so forth while wearing PornHub sweater than any other apparel
It's goofy NT ironic fashion (for chad ofc)
 
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Everyone in COPEnaghen knows Niko the pornhub man
 
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lol it’s just elite scum trying to normalize porn to the masses
Notice an uptick in porn stars popularity recently on podcasts and the like?
Faggots are normilized now in the West. I wouldn't mind if people would hate them as they use to be. Mentally ill people should live in fear and hide but I wouldn't torture/bully them myself that way too much work to do.

Just say in reddit that u hate trans and u would instantly attacked by white fat soycucks and they will proudly say how they jerk off to trans people.

Anime and Marvel aren't cringe anymore. You just noticed that? Isn't that shift in society is at least 15 years old already. Nigga u probably live in a tank
 
this can also apply to doing anything attention grabbing or embarrassing in general, if a gl guy makes a corny joke girls will fake laugh it off, but they’ll just look awkwardly when an unattractive guy does it
 
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Order yourself some PornHub merch and go to the club

If you're attractive/look like a sex-haver you can expect:
- free drinks
- Girls approaching
- guys (and occasionally girls) wanting pictures with you
- girls asking of you do adult videos
- girls know what your intentions are

If you're unattractive you can expect (if the doorman actually allows you to enter):
- people laughing at you
- girl repellent
- assumption that you're a base dwelling coomer
- probably called creep (idk)


You get the idea, good luck boyos

- Before you go "muh you can do that without having to buy PornHub merch", well, first of all, fuck you greycel. having PornHub merch drastically increases the attention created towards you, not only because the unorthodox clothing choice, but also the colours, drastically magnifying the results, where otherwise you might be Invisible if you're around "MTN" amongst the masses.

Actually a legit lifehack, have gotten more free drinks, numbers, ioi's and so forth while wearing PornHub sweater than any other apparel
shit thread and this is obvious larp.
 
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Order yourself some PornHub merch and go to the club

If you're attractive/look like a sex-haver you can expect:
- free drinks
- Girls approaching
- guys (and occasionally girls) wanting pictures with you
- girls asking of you do adult videos
- girls know what your intentions are

If you're unattractive you can expect (if the doorman actually allows you to enter):
- people laughing at you
- girl repellent
- assumption that you're a base dwelling coomer
- probably called creep (idk)


You get the idea, good luck boyos

- Before you go "muh you can do that without having to buy PornHub merch", well, first of all, fuck you greycel. having PornHub merch drastically increases the attention created towards you, not only because the unorthodox clothing choice, but also the colours, drastically magnifying the results, where otherwise you might be Invisible if you're around "MTN" amongst the masses.
The fuck is this
 
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