Niklaus Mikaelson
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Order yourself some PornHub merch and go to the club
If you're attractive/look like a sex-haver you can expect:
- free drinks
- Girls approaching
- guys (and occasionally girls) wanting pictures with you
- girls asking of you do adult videos
- girls know what your intentions are
If you're unattractive you can expect (if the doorman actually allows you to enter):
- people laughing at you
- girl repellent
- assumption that you're a base dwelling coomer
- probably called creep (idk)
You get the idea, good luck boyos
- Before you go "muh you can do that without having to buy PornHub merch", well, first of all, fuck you greycel. having PornHub merch drastically increases the attention created towards you, not only because the unorthodox clothing choice, but also the colours, drastically magnifying the results, where otherwise you might be Invisible if you're around "MTN" amongst the masses.