Humans:

[Deleted member 5189]

>incapable of microbial fermentation
>eats plants

 

[Gad]

muh vegan diet

 

[Gad]

 

[LipstickAlley]

gotta get that fiber somehow dawg, we aren't like cows sadly

 

[Deleted member 15129]

I'm so fucking jealous of cows and monkeys and shit. They literally eat LEAVES and GRASS and look more ripped than I'll ever be

LMK when scientists figure out how to make glucose from cellulose

 

[Deleted member 5189]

gotta get that fiber somehow dawg, we aren't like cows sadly

Fiber is indigestible and destroys your gut and there is nothing to gain from it.

 

[Deleted member 14848]

>incapable of microbial fermentation
>eats plants

we can digest starch and sugar but it's retarded to think we should eat 90+% plants
every animal eats plants and other animals anyway

 

[Deleted member 14848]

I'm so fucking jealous of cows and monkeys and shit. They literally eat LEAVES and GRASS and look more ripped than I'll ever be

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mogged - it's all about the face bro

 

[Gad]

I'm so fucking jealous of cows and monkeys and shit. They literally eat LEAVES and GRASS and look more ripped than I'll ever be

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the cow is a mutant one that lacks myostatin, causing it to grow muscle on auto pilot

the chimp swings all of his life from trees and is omnivore too

 

[Deleted member 5189]

I'm so fucking jealous of cows and monkeys and shit. They literally eat LEAVES and GRASS and look more ripped than I'll ever be

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They're both capable of microbial fermentation, humans aren't. Both are also omnivores.

 

[Gad]

an insignificant feature compared to what humans have more compared to animals

 

[LipstickAlley]

Fiber is indigestible and destroys your gut and there is nothing to gain from it.

noooo that's not what my AP bio teacher told me

 

[LipstickAlley]

I'm so fucking jealous of cows and monkeys and shit. They literally eat LEAVES and GRASS and look more ripped than I'll ever be

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hindus be like: my ancestor