I am a generic Med toyboy that would fuck your mom in her ass crack

[Deleted member 4044]

I am that generic Med toyboy that your mom has anal sex with when she goes on holiday to Malaga

 

[Deleted member 11406]

Holy fuck that's top tier skin

 

[Deleted member 4044]

Holy fuck that's top tier skin

Do you believe I just turned 32 years old?

 

[Deleted member 11406]

Do you believe I just turned 32 years old?

That's a 16-17 skin quality

 

[Deleted member 4044]

That's a 16-17 skin quality

What I do:

Retinol 2x a week
Collagen serum 2x a week
Moisturiser every couple of days
Sunscreen when I am outside
Wash face with moisutiser bar only

 

[Deleted member 4044]

+ don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs

 

[IdiAmin]

@Holymanro watching a heavy metal music video, and the guitarist plays an amazing solo. @Holymanro says "that looks amazing, I want to do that!"

@Holymanro goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. "Hi, I'd like to learn to play guitar." Says @Holymanro.

"Sure," says the man on the phone. "Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."

"There's just one problem," says the @Holymanro. "I'm @Holymanro."

"Not to worry," the man says. "We have new state of the art technology to teach @Holymanro. You'll be playing like a pro in no time."

Sure enough, @Holymanro gets really good at the guitar and he can play that amazing solo. He wants to show his friends, so he picks up the phone and calls chicken.

"Hey Chicken, come over!" he says. Chicken comes over, watches @Holymanro play the guitar and thinks it's pretty cool. Chicken watches the music video and says "hey, that drum part is pretty cool, I want to learn to play that."

Chicken goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. "Hi, I'd like to learn to play the drums." Says the chicken.

"Sure," says the man on the phone. "Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."

"There's just one problem," says the chicken. "I'm a chicken."

"Not to worry," the man says. "We have new state of the art technology to teach chickens. You'll be playing like a pro in no time."

Sure enough, the chicken gets really good and begins to jam with @Holymanro. Eventually, they think that something's missing. They watch the video again and realize they need a bass guitarist. They call their friend Cow and show them what they've been up to. Cow thinks it's pretty cool, and wants to learn how to play the bass guitar.

Cow goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. "Hi, I'd like to learn to play bass guitar." Says the cow.

"Sure," says the man on the phone. "Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."

"There's just one problem," says the cow. "I'm a cow."

"Not to worry," the man says. "We have new state of the art technology to teach cows. You'll be playing like a pro in no time."

Sure enough, the cow gets really good at the bass and the animals have a nice band going.

One day, while they're practicing, a man walks by and hears them. He goes up to the animals and says "hey, you guys are pretty good! I'm from a record label, I'd like to sign you!"

The band records an album, puts out some singles and becomes a massive success. They go on a worldwide tour and make tons of money. Right before the last show of the tour, which is supposed to be in Vegas, @Holymanro gets a call. His mother is in hospital.

@Holymanro goes to visit her before the show while the rest of the band goes to Vegas to set up. It turns out that she's all good, it's just a cold. As @Holymanro is leaving the hospital, he gets another call. The private jet that was carrying the band and their producer crashed into the ocean, and there were no survivors.

@Holymanro is devastated. All of his best friends are dead, he's out of a job and he's stuck with nowhere to go. He breaks down in tears and decides he'll drink himself to death.

So @Holymanro walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "why the long face?"

 

[Deleted member 10913]

I am that generic Med toyboy that your mom has anal sex with when she goes on holiday to MalagaView attachment 983152View attachment 983150

How long is your midface? That's right get beck in focking line.

 

[Deleted member 4044]

@Holymanro watching a heavy metal music video, and the guitarist plays an amazing solo. @Holymanro says "that looks amazing, I want to do that!"

@Holymanro goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. "Hi, I'd like to learn to play guitar." Says @Holymanro.

"Sure," says the man on the phone. "Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."

"There's just one problem," says the @Holymanro. "I'm @Holymanro."

"Not to worry," the man says. "We have new state of the art technology to teach @Holymanro. You'll be playing like a pro in no time."

Sure enough, @Holymanro gets really good at the guitar and he can play that amazing solo. He wants to show his friends, so he picks up the phone and calls chicken.

"Hey Chicken, come over!" he says. Chicken comes over, watches @Holymanro play the guitar and thinks it's pretty cool. Chicken watches the music video and says "hey, that drum part is pretty cool, I want to learn to play that."

Chicken goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. "Hi, I'd like to learn to play the drums." Says the chicken.

"Sure," says the man on the phone. "Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."

"There's just one problem," says the chicken. "I'm a chicken."

"Not to worry," the man says. "We have new state of the art technology to teach chickens. You'll be playing like a pro in no time."

Sure enough, the chicken gets really good and begins to jam with @Holymanro. Eventually, they think that something's missing. They watch the video again and realize they need a bass guitarist. They call their friend Cow and show them what they've been up to. Cow thinks it's pretty cool, and wants to learn how to play the bass guitar.

Cow goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. "Hi, I'd like to learn to play bass guitar." Says the cow.

"Sure," says the man on the phone. "Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."

"There's just one problem," says the cow. "I'm a cow."

"Not to worry," the man says. "We have new state of the art technology to teach cows. You'll be playing like a pro in no time."

Sure enough, the cow gets really good at the bass and the animals have a nice band going.

One day, while they're practicing, a man walks by and hears them. He goes up to the animals and says "hey, you guys are pretty good! I'm from a record label, I'd like to sign you!"

The band records an album, puts out some singles and becomes a massive success. They go on a worldwide tour and make tons of money. Right before the last show of the tour, which is supposed to be in Vegas, @Holymanro gets a call. His mother is in hospital.

@Holymanro goes to visit her before the show while the rest of the band goes to Vegas to set up. It turns out that she's all good, it's just a cold. As @Holymanro is leaving the hospital, he gets another call. The private jet that was carrying the band and their producer crashed into the ocean, and there were no survivors.

@Holymanro is devastated. All of his best friends are dead, he's out of a job and he's stuck with nowhere to go. He breaks down in tears and decides he'll drink himself to death.

So @Holymanro walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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