i avoided circumcision when i was an innocent kid because i DIDNT listen to my jew doctor

[Deleted member 23115]

I went to the doctor when i was 12 years old cuz of phimosis and i presented my dick to him and he initially wanked me off for 1 minute and said he needed to do that cuz of science. When he was done he said, "can i suck your dick to test the acidity levels cuz u could have dick cancer", i said no cuz i wanted to deal with business. He was like oh u should get circumcised yea my friends friends sisters best friend got circumcised and because he was a nw3 40yo with a minox beard and a high class pheno he was very convincing. I read on phenotypes.org to listen to everything north western european 45+ latitude blonde guys say so at first i thought he was saving my life. i was like oh shit yea ill get circumcised sign me up but then i researched how it ruins your sensitivity and i was like haha you had me in the first half. i stretched and fixed my phimosis without getting circumcucked. Just fucking lol at doctors who think having a degree means they give the right advice.

 

[Deleted member 31155]

u couldve ascended

 

[Deleted member 25059]

op thinks his pathetic attempt for humor will save his obscure post/rep ratio

 

[Deleted member 20399]

op thinks his pathetic attempt for humor will save his obscure post/rep ratio

Obscure? You sure you know what that word means?

 

[Deleted member 23115]

Obscure? You sure you know what that word means?

He also said ur bottom 80% in looks which isn’t even an insult he should’ve said bottom 20%

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Obscure? You sure you know what that word means?

op thinks his pathetic attempt for humor will save his obscure post/rep ratio

Hahaha Balkan fisherman genes

 

[EnglandBadman]

Im so hard after reading this

 

[Deleted member 32486]

My Dad saved me from rabid rabbinical american doctors torturing me in infancy. Very thankful.

 

[Sleeper]

I went to the doctor when i was 12 years old cuz of phimosis and i presented my dick to him and he initially wanked me off for 1 minute and said he needed to do that cuz of science. When he was done he said, "can i suck your dick to test the acidity levels cuz u could have dick cancer", i said no cuz i wanted to deal with business. He was like oh u should get circumcised yea my friends friends sisters best friend got circumcised and because he was a nw3 40yo with a minox beard and a high class pheno he was very convincing. I read on phenotypes.org to listen to everything north western european 45+ latitude blonde guys say so at first i thought he was saving my life. i was like oh shit yea ill get circumcised sign me up but then i researched how it ruins your sensitivity and i was like haha you had me in the first half. i stretched and fixed my phimosis without getting circumcucked. Just fucking lol at doctors who think having a degree means they give the right advice.

Same thing happened to me bro, I didnt even know what my dickhead looked like until 14

 

[Deleted member 46941]

lame, not a single word