I can't be creepy because strangers touch me.

[dough2]

Seriously, middle-aged and old women will touch me and shit when I help them find shit or ask if they need any help at work. Not saying it's because they find me attractive, but because I just give off good vibes.

 

[Chinko]

brag.

 

[dough2]

brag.

I wouldn't have to if people here weren't constantly trying to convince me I'm creepy.