I hate coffee so much

[Bitch]

Every morning when I drink coffee I have to go take a shit, even if I drink like a small espresso or smth. It annoys me because I like to sleep for a long time and I don’t have a lot of time in the morning to get ready.

Plus I’m 17 years old and I live with my family in a house with only one bathroom that is always occupied and my mom and dad have to get ready in the morning

Wish I could just snort cocaine so I would get my energy boost instead and save myself shitting every morning

Is there any alternative legal drug that isn’t highly addictive to get energy in the morning drugcels?

Should I order caffeine pills, would they make me shit less?

@TsarTsar444

 

[Pythagoras]

D3 B12 IRON FOLIC ACID

 

[Deleted member 6403]

is good stuff, me drink 5 cups a day

 

[Bitch]

D3 B12 IRON FOLIC ACID

What’s this you’re talking about? Vitamin D3 and B12? I need something stronger than vitamins bro

 

[Deleted member 11758]

just smoke meth to get your day started, it’s what i do

 

[Deleted member 6403]

IRON

bad

 

[Deleted member 9670]

i just eat instant coffee sometimes

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Shut the fuck up hater

 

[Deleted member 6403]

 

[Deleted member 9670]

what's funny

 

[Deleted member 6403]

what's funny

hot chocoalte girl

 

[Gonthar]

Every morning when I drink coffee I have to go take a shit, even if I drink like a small espresso or smth. It annoys me because I like to sleep for a long time and I don’t have a lot of time in the morning to get ready.

Lifefuel for constipated people!
Do you usually shit in the morning or evening?

 

[Bitch]

Lifefuel for constipated people!
Do you usually shit in the morning or evening?

Usually during the day, in the afternoon

 

[Gonthar]

Usually during the day, in the afternoon

That's weird, most people do it in the morning or evening...

 

[sorrowfulsad]

inject

 

[sorrowfulsad]

inject

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[Deleted member 15246]

I take 400 mg daily.

 

[Bitch]

I take 400 mg daily.

Caffeine pills?

 

[Deleted member 15260]

wHY CAN'T You buy the coffee at a public location and then shit at school or something

are you too poor that all your coffee has to come from your parents house jfl

 

[Gonthar]

wHY CAN'T You buy the coffee at a public location and then shit at school or something

Who shits in their school??

 

[Bitch]

wHY CAN'T You buy the coffee at a public location and then shit at school or something

are you too poor that all your coffee has to come from your parents house jfl

Who shits in their school??

 

[Deleted member 15260]

Who shits in their school??

well adjusted people shit anywhere

 

[Bitch]

wHY CAN'T You buy the coffee at a public location and then shit at school or something

are you too poor that all your coffee has to come from your parents house jfl

My high school is in the middle of the woods in a shithole, I’d have to walk 15 minutes to get to the nearest store that sells coffee every morning

 

[subhuman incel]

43

 

[Gonthar]

well adjusted people shit anywhere

Not here in Romania, have you seen how toilets look in public institutions?

 

[Deleted member 15260]

Not here in Romania, have you seen how toilets look in public institutions?

Fuarkkkkk i had no idea

sorry for my americNn privilege boyo

 

[Deleted member 15246]

Caffeine pills?

Yes

 

[TsarTsar444]

Damn sorry i didn't see the tag bro, but basically im the same as you, buy caffeine pills, they don't have this problem